Testicular Cancer

nasty

yeah, baby, yeah
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I LOVE my family. Last Week, I got a HUGE burning pain in my testicles, and, examined them. They were black & Blue. I told my Mom about it. She didn't listen. The next day, the color was reddish. I asked her to take me to th edoc. She didn't listen. Ever since, I've had off & on discomfort in my groin and testicles. I just called her. SHE WONT LISTEN!!!!! So, I told her, if I DO have cancer, and, because it wasn't detected early, at MY request,(it is MY body, after all,)and, I LOSE a testicle, it isn't MY fault. Hell, I don't complain often, and, when I DO complain, she USUALLY listens. Unless, it REALLY seems important. Their MY FUCKING BALLS!!!!!!!
 
Testicular tortion is more likely than cancer.

I'd strongly recommend going with or without her approval.
 
Your balls are on fire and you discuss this with Mommy?



You've got issues, son...
 
Nora said:
Testicular tortion is more likely than cancer.

I'd strongly recommend going with or without her approval.
Not to mention more painful in the short run.

Get seen.

Either way, you need to know what's up.

Do it.
 
Has anyone suggested cancer, nasty? Or are you painting a worst case scenario because you are angry with mom?
 
Dude, save your balls.
They're the only ones you got.

SEE THE DOCTOR AT ALL COSTS!!! :eek:
 
Moi said:
Your balls are on fire and you discuss this with Mommy?



You've got issues, son...

Don't poke fun at people you don't know in the least....
 
Nasty...

I certainly hope you have severe case of blue balls hon

Not cancer..

why not call a transport company to take you to the dr. don't tell me they don't have them where you live either. Even my little piss ant town of 2000 people has one..



*edited to add*

Moi.. get a fucking clue.. asswipe! You know NOTHING about Nasty.. don't start your shit with him or you will be dealing with alot of people here.. and some of us don't play nice.
 
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I calls 'em like I sees 'em...

Let's see.
A particularly sensitive portion of his anatomy is in great pain.
So far, he's sought the advice of his mother and an erotic website, somehow completely bypassing the professional medical community.





The boy ain't right...
 
Re: I calls 'em like I sees 'em...

Moi said:
Let's see.
A particularly sensitive portion of his anatomy is in great pain.
So far, he's sought the advice of his mother and an erotic website, somehow completely bypassing the professional medical community.





The boy ain't right...

Would you suggest he strap rockets to his wheelchair and jet-propel himself to the doctor?
 
Moi said:



I wasn't.
The boy ain't right.....

I'll thank you kindly, to please leave my nasty boy alone! He may not be right in your mind, but we still like him.

Some of us even love him. ;)
 
Re: Re: I calls 'em like I sees 'em...

red_rose said:


Would you suggest he strap rockets to his wheelchair and jet-propel himself to the doctor?


hey.. You stole my words right out of my mouth ;)
 
His actions would make sense if he were ten years old.
If he's old enough to be here, he's old enough to get himself to a doctor, and pronto.
That's simple common sense.
 
Funny, the parents on this board talk all the time about wanting their children to feel comfortable talking to them about anything, sexual issues included. But when someone posts that he is comfortable telling his mom that he has a problem and needs to see a doc, someone gives him shit?


*shaking head*
 
Moi said:
His actions would make sense if he were ten years old.
If he's old enough to be here, he's old enough to get himself to a doctor, and pronto.
That's simple common sense.



here..

I


will

explain

slowely

so

you

will

understand.

Nasty

is

confined

to

a

wheelchair.

And

relys

on

others

for

help

:)


was that slow enough for your pea sized brain?
 
Nasty get yourself there soon.

I don't know if you have any circulation problems, but if you do it could be very serious.

Can you call a cab?
 
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