Testes...1...2...3

[Lovely Latina]

Is there something wrong with the board??? I've been trying to post for over an hour!

This is only a test.

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

 

[Lovely Latina]

Oooops.

Guess everything is ok now.

(Ummm...Laurel? Where's the "delete topic" button?)

 

[Lasher]

What happened?? You go away for a few days and you forget how to make the simplest things work???

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk...

If you need any help, just let me know, K?

 

[Unclebill]

I have my two. How many are you looking for, LL?

 

[Nexxus]

Are you SURE you didn't have that Pink Taco Juice, Lovely?
I posted Fine. Guess its just a guy thing.
I better duck now!

 

[Lovely Latina]

FUTHERMUCKER!!

I don't know what's wrong! I keep trying to post to my Galactica thread and it won't let me. Could it be that I'm trying to cut and paste something that is too long? It's not longer than my original post.

HELLLLLLLLLP!

 

[Lasher]

I just cut and pasted your entire original post on that thread, no problems.

Is it giving you any error messages?

 

[Guest]

LL, I've had problems loading up the second page of Galactica. That usually only happens if there's too many o' them pesky lil' smilee critters. Mind you I've only got an emasculating 8M of RAM-age.

 

[Guest]

Try posting it as two instalments.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Thanks Rog! That's exactly what I did...and it worked!

I think it may have been too many bolds and italics for one post to handle. <shrug>

This concludes this test of the Emergency Testes System...

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

 

[Guest]

That was fun, LL. Just thought of some more tests 'n' examinations we could try out.

[This message has been edited by roger simian (edited 06-11-2000).]

 

[Lovely Latina]

My posts...they are all bye bye...gone...*poofed*...disappeared!

<sobs uncontrollably>

"tests and examinations"?? <perk>

 

[Guest]

There's a ghost on the BB, Latina!

My last post just disappeared, too, and the 'Brief Description' strand went to the top of the board for no reason!!!

Oh, yeah, and another thing - has anyone seen Daphne and Velma lately?



Do you think it's Bitch of the Board using holograms 'n' shit?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Holy Scooby Snacks, Shraggy!

I just saw your post disappear from the Galactica thread as well!

I heard that Scrappy was really the love child of Velma and Scooby...hmmmmmmm.

And if it weren't for those meddling, badly-dressed, gaudy van-driving, scarf-wearing, marijuana-toking kids!!



[This message has been edited by Lovely Latina (edited 06-11-2000).]

 

[Guest]

Heeheehee

ROOBEE-ROOBEE-ROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Used to like the really old episodes with the extended chase sequence in the middle. They always had a psychedelic bongo thang going on over the top of it.

Do you think Velma was a bit of a feminist icon? It was always her that solved the puzzles.

Mind you, I wouldn't mind spending a few hours in the Mystery Machine with Daphne. What a babe! And have you seen the way she dances? GROOOVEEEEE!!!!



I need to get out more.

rog
xx

 

[Merelan]

At least you didn't tell us that it was Scooby you were attracted too. We would have to rename the thread.

 

[Guest]

Fred? Always thought he was a bit arrogant for some reason.

Oh, you said "THREAD"?

Nah, Mistress Merl - never had any urges towards Scooby. Lady out of 'Lady & the Tramp' was pretty hot, though - a real classy dawg.

BTW - I've just counted my testes. I only appear to have two.

Have I wandered into the wrong strand again?

rog
xx

 

[Merelan]

Need help counting them? Oh, you already did. Oh well... back to my reruns.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Anyone with 3 out there? I was actually hoping you had found someone with that, LL.
Ah well "Let me at im, let me at em"

da chef

 

[Laurel]

Disappearing posts? Is this still happening? Anyone else besides Roger and Latina have a disappearing post story to tell? Let me know the details asap so I can try to figure out what's happening!

 

[Lasher]

I'm just about to send you and email with some more info on it Laurel, just be a couple minutes.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Only on the Literotica BB can a thread entitled "Testes" skew into a discussion about Scooby Doo.

Ok...based on the topic at hand...I just HAD to post this:

Scooby Doo--The Truth Revealed

What We Remember:

Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in their purple and green van solving mysteries of all sorts--and in the process meet all kinds of interesting people.

The Truth:

Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the country in their psychedelic love machine, earning their way by selling drugs.

Oh, and they occasionally take some old guy's mask off to solve a mystery, but even then, it starts to become apparent that those kids always seem to 'find' trouble.

It may be a little hard to swallow, but just take a look at the evidence:

--Take Shaggy for example. Not only is he the inspiration for the current 'grunge' scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but Shaggy is obviously a 'burner', i.e., he smokes marijuana. Why do you think he is constantly hungry? Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and swallow it whole.

--And then there is Scooby himself. While dogs do not generally smoke joints, Scooby gets his 'high' from Scooby-Snacks, which are in fact Hash-Brownies. Whenever Scooby, or Shaggy for that matter, eats a Scooby-Snack, they go ape! It just blows their mind and they do whatever they are told, because they are so lit! Scooby is also hungry all the time.

--The other characters do not actively take part in the stoner-fest that Shaggy and Scooby do, but they do condone the selling of it because it helps support their jaunts across the country (and the world--they drove to China once). These other characters do have their own peculiarities however...

--Fred and Daphne are always splintering off from the group to go 'solve the case' by themselves. It's no real mystery what these two are really doing--they're getting busy in the back of the Mystery Machine.

--Daphne with her pretty pink, well, legs and Fred are constantly bumping uglies. Fred is, by the way, pumped up on steroids. One thing that remains a mystery to me though, is why he always wore that stupid scarf around his neck.

--And what about Velma? Everyone's least favorite of the cast, was of course, a lesbian. But, as it turned out in the later episodes, she was also into bestiality. Where do you think Scrappy-Doo came from?

--Scrappy, who was a dog yet spoke perfect english, was obviously a product of Velma
and Scooby.

So the kids spent their teenage years driving around the world, slingin' dope, shooting steroids, eating hash brownies, and screwin' their dog, while all the while looking for the perfect 'hit'.

It all makes perfect sense now, doesn't it?

 

[Guest]

And they would've got away with it too if it hadn't been for that pesky Latina. Heh heh!

Another thing - Velma's explanation always involved projectors, holograms and some dodgy old care-taker on the take. I'm sure if she'd just cut down on the number of mushrooms she kept popping off-screen, those hallucinations would've eventually subsided.

And, to throw a little Transilvanian folk-lore & necrophilia into this mix of groovy music, drug-trafficking, lesbianism and bestiality - do you think Fred was wearing that scarf to conceal the "love-bites" that evil vampire Daphne kept inflicting on him while she was doing him in the back of the bus?

rog
xx

Don't Bogart that joint, Raggee!!!

 

[Shylady]

*giggling hysterically*
My kids watch scooby doo all the time. I will never be able to watch again with out this thread going thru my mind. I can see it now scooby doo on the tv and me hysterical. It will just prove to them i am crazy!

 

[Merelan]

Do kids need proof their parents are crazy? I never did.
I too will never be able to watch it the same, though never did before. Hmmm. Maybe I better go find it somewhere and see what I was missing. Oh. They didn't film all those bits?
damn.