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Horde all the cocaine you can get folks, after September 25th a secret organization of English nationalist lead by p_p man will be introducing a toxic chemical into cocaine – tobacco. These monsters feel the need to taint a great symbol of American freedom and independence and the death count could reach into the millions.
I learned this when I helped a little ole’ English biker lady cross the street so you can be assured it’s genuine.
Luckily, the CIA has been notified and, should the situation reach national emergency status, will be distributing crack from their own private stockpile. While they certainly cannot provide enough for the entire nation spokespeople from the agency have assured organized crime leaders that they will have enough to distribute to urban areas, especially those with a high lower class minority population.
I learned this when I helped a little ole’ English biker lady cross the street so you can be assured it’s genuine.
Luckily, the CIA has been notified and, should the situation reach national emergency status, will be distributing crack from their own private stockpile. While they certainly cannot provide enough for the entire nation spokespeople from the agency have assured organized crime leaders that they will have enough to distribute to urban areas, especially those with a high lower class minority population.
