Terrorist Reading List

[shereads]

http://www.whitehouse.org/homeland/reading.asp

 

[SeaCat]

Snicker

 

[Jagged]

Loved it.....

 

[rgraham666]

Jesus. I mean Allah.

I'm a terrorist and I didn't even know it!

 

[BlackShanglan]

To whom am I meant to report myself? I want to do right by my country.

 

[minsue]

To whom am I meant to report myself? I want to do right by my country.

Looking for a flogging, are we?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Looking for a flogging, are we?

Damn. I thought I was being reasonably subtle, but the gosling sees right through me.

I've been a very bad horse.

 

[minsue]

I've been a very bad horse.

I have no doubt.

 

[shereads]

You people are too easy. My new job ferreting out suspects for Homeland Security isn't as challenging as I had hoped.

I'm waiting for one of you to cop to reading the next-to-the-last book on the list, "Golden Fountain: The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy." Show of hands? Hooves?

You might as well spill it. The Department will find out anyway now that you're on the list.

 

[fieryjen]

That just made me laugh for a whole two minutes, although I suppose it's actually quite sad and painful, no?

I'm still giggling.

 

[shereads]

That just made me laugh for a whole two minutes, although I suppose it's actually quite sad and painful, no?

I'm still giggling.

Is that an admission of guilt, or not? I have to make my quota so I can get some sleep.

 

[rgraham666]

I suppose this shows how naive I am, but I can't for the life of me figure out if that website is for real or not.

 

[minsue]

I suppose this shows how naive I am, but I can't for the life of me figure out if that website is for real or not.

Not.

Well done, though, ain't it?

 

[shereads]

To whom am I meant to report myself? I want to do right by my country.

Tom someone.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I suppose this shows how naive I am, but I can't for the life of me figure out if that website is for real or not.

Check out the official seal in the top right corner of the page. The bird in the center of the US Presidential Seal isn't an eagle... it's a buzzard.

 

[shereads]

I suppose this shows how naive I am, but I can't for the life of me figure out if that website is for real or not.

My uncle thought the Bush quotes on a calendar I gave him were "all made up to make the president look stupid."

Reality is beside the point.



"The temperature in Crawford on an average summer day is 112 degrees Fahrenheit. No siesta-taking Mexican he - President Bush routinely runs multiple sub-seven-minute miles under these punishing conditions."

~ From the "Texas White House" page at www.whitehouse.org

 

[shereads]

The War on Masturbation

"President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve decency in America. Conceived and championed by the Republcian think tank, 'Americans for Purity,' Operation Purity is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation on U.S. soil."

~ Patriotic Initiatives at whitehouse.org

Finally!

~ SR

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FOREIGN CAR BUYER DATABASE:

http://www.whitehouse.org/homeland/foreign.asp

 

[rgraham666]

Nope. Still having trouble.

It's all perfectly capable of being true.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I suppose this shows how naive I am, but I can't for the life of me figure out if that website is for real or not.

The site is whitehouse.org

The real whitehouse is whitehouse.gov

 

[rgraham666]

The site is whitehouse.org

The real whitehouse is whitehouse.gov

D'oh!

 

[SeaCat]

Nope. Still having trouble.

It's all perfectly capable of being true.

Scary isn't it?

Cat

 

[shereads]

The site is whitehouse.org

The real whitehouse is whitehouse.gov

I thought so at first, too. But the .org site is more in keeping with the spirit of Bush's second term. Don't forget, he has a mandate; there's no need to hold back just to spare the feelings of "feminists, Mexicans, lesbians, faggots, terrorist suspects and pasta-sucking Pope worshippers." In congrast, the .gov site is too cautious and sensitive. If it's not a joke site, it's the site of a President who has lost his identity as a war president.

Here's the tie-breaker: notice that only whitehouse.org has the first lady's personal introduction to "Iron Hymen," the new abstinence-only program for girls. If someone is impersonating Laura's gracious, no-nonsense style, they're doing a remarkable job. Who else but Laura Bush could have written, "There is no good reason to rush into S.E.X. If you do, you might find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage, just because you had a few too many margaritas one night and gave your honey pot to a pushy cokehead from 'a good family.'"

 

[Edward Teach]

I thought so at first, too. But the .org site is more in keeping with the spirit of Bush's second term. Don't forget, he has a mandate; there's no need to hold back just to spare the feelings of "feminists, Mexicans, lesbians, faggots, terrorist suspects and pasta-sucking Pope worshippers." In congrast, the .gov site is too cautious and sensitive. If it's not a joke site, it's the site of a President who has lost his identity as a war president.

Here's the tie-breaker: notice that only whitehouse.org has the first lady's personal introduction to "Iron Hymen," the new abstinence-only program for girls. If someone is impersonating Laura's gracious, no-nonsense style, they're doing a remarkable job. Who else but Laura Bush could have written, "There is no good reason to rush into S.E.X. If you do, you might find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage, just because you had a few too many margaritas one night and gave your honey pot to a pushy cokehead from 'a good family.'"

I saw a black helicopter pass here heading south.

Anonymous

 

[shereads]

I saw a black helicopter pass here heading south.

Anonymous

Project Iron Hymen to the rescue.