Terrible Titles

[HordHolm]

She is fresh out of law school and new to the bar, a woman on a mission to right miscarriages of justice and free the wrongly imprisoned. She will use every tactic she can to overturn corrupt convictions, and even, if needed, she will spread her legs to get judges on her side and mafia witnesses to spill the beans. She is...

"Prone Bono"​

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Yeah, I've seen some a lot worse than that. I kind of like those types of plays on words though.

Better if her last name was Bono too.

 

[StillStunned]

A suburban voyeurism story: "Boner Vista".

 

[TheLobster]

After working tirelessly for two decades to unlock the mysteries of the universe, a middle-aged particle physicist is ready to throw in the towel. But everything changed when a new intern enters his lab. He is young, he is energetic, he radiates vigor and enthusiasm and makes the older man question his convictions -- professional, as well as more personal ones...

Coming up to the Gay Male story list near you, "Large Hardon Collider"

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

After working tirelessly for two decades to unlock the mysteries of the universe, a middle-aged particle physicist is ready to throw in the towel. But everything changed when a new intern enters his lab. He is young, he is energetic, he radiates vigor and enthusiasm and makes the older man question his convictions -- professional, as well as more personal ones...

The Prof is female ... cougar type in all ways but practice.

The intern and the Prof get together and sparks fly in ways she isn't used to.

'The Big Bang'

 

[MrPixel]

And of course the title of this thread in the default font: Terrible Tities. Should be three 't' characters in that second word.

"It was the breast of times, it was the wurst of times."

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

^^^ My eyes are crap, but I see an 'l', lowercase 'L'.

 

[millamomud]

She is fresh out of law school and new to the bar, a woman on a mission to right miscarriages of justice and free the wrongly imprisoned. She will use every tactic she can to overturn corrupt convictions, and even, if needed, she will spread her legs to get judges on her side and mafia witnesses to spill the beans. She is...

"Prone Bono"​

I feel like pro boner would be the better title

 

[Kumquatqueen]

A suburban voyeurism story: "Boner Vista".

Reminds me of the Julian and Sandy skits in Round the Horne.

J&S were clearly gay back when that was unmentionable on BBC radio, and spoke to Mr Horne in Polari (gay cant) a lot.

So many skits were called Bona (topic of the day), eg Bona Law - "Ooh we've been so busy Mr Horne. We have a criminal practice which takes up all our time..."

 

[TheWritingGroup]

^^^ My eyes are crap, but I see an 'l', lowercase 'L'.

It's a joke. @MrPixel was saying that this title is bad because it should be "Terrible Titties".

 

[StillStunned]

"Terrible Titties"

 

[old_prof]

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Now I'm imagining a horror story of giant breasts that suffocate people.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Now I'm imagining a horror story of giant breasts that suffocate people.

Listen, I know not everyone likes big breasts, but that's no reason to spread propaganda about the Terrible Titties.

(re-reads thread title)

Apologies, my mistake. Proceed with the titles.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

When prone, the terrible titties flop off the bed onto the floor.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

When prone, the terrible titties flop off the bed onto the floor.

In about 20 years I will be able to say the same about my balls.

Gravity and time are both really mean.

 

[Britva415]

This title is great. At least it isn't "My Sister" or "Gloria" or "I Got Laid."

 

[SimonDoom]

I just can't help but think it would be better if it was "Prone Bono Mom."

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Mom stuff can be sorta cool and all, but it doesn't have to be every story.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Find out what the women's track team get up to, on "Scissoring With Runners"!

 

[anthrodisiac]

The Three-Body Problem

Very inflexible people try to figure out how to have a threesome.

 

[anthrodisiac]

The Prof is female ... cougar type in all ways but practice.

The intern and the Prof get together and sparks fly in ways she isn't used to.

'The Big Bang'

And nobody knows if the next sequel is going to be:

The Big Bounce: She's on top this time.
The Big Rip: He tears open her blouse and ravages her.
The Big Crunch: She's old, breaks a hip.
Heat Death: Probably should've put on the AC when fucking near a particle accelerator.

 

[onehitwanda]

I keep reading this title as "Terrible titties"

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Listen, I know not everyone likes big breasts, but that's no reason to spread propaganda about the Terrible Titties.

(re-reads thread title)

Apologies, my mistake. Proceed with the titles.

I keep reading this title as "Terrible titties"

SAME

 

[SimonDoom]

I keep reading this title as "Terrible titties"

Some people have tits on the brain all the time, and other people . . .

Well, honestly, I don't know anything about those other people.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Some people have tits on the brain all the time, and other people . . .

Well, honestly, I don't know anything about those other people.

They're dead.