Tenchi Muyo!

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The bleeding morning light blurred the jagged horizon, the deep colors giving a feeling of warmth. Ryoko's bare feet touched to the grass -- it was still slick and cool with dew.

Ryoko's eyes gazed over the yard, then looked up towards the temple.

[It's so beautiful here...]

She looked towards the lake.

[The waters... they're so calm and clear...]

Slowly she approached the edge of the shimmering pond, kneeling on the wet ledge as she gently touched her fingertips to the surface. She watched the ripples grow away from her.

She sighed. She felt so serene here; she didn't have to put on an act of being cruel and emotionless... She could be herself. She could be...content.

Suddenly there was a shrill screaming from behind her.

"Ryoko!"

She turned swiftly to look back at Ayeka, who was waving some shiney article of clothing in the air furiously.

"Ryoko!" she screamed again.

"What?!?" Quickly Ryoko took to her usual annoyed voice, tinged with anger. So much for being calm and happy.

"Ryoko, did you take these from my room?" She waved a bra and panty set before Ryoko's face. Ryoko raised an eyebrow, looking at Ayeka oddly. Her face was flush from her screaming; she was rather taking when she wasn't being so proper.

"Those?" Ryoko asked innocently. She watched them dangle from Ayeka's slender finger for a moment. "I just wanted to see if they'd fit."

Ayeka let out an inferiated groal. "Ryoko! What were you doing in my drawers?"

"What were you doing in mine?"

"...What?'

"How'd you find them? They were in MY drawers."

"...I...uhh..." Ayeka thought quickly. "I...was going to do your laundry!" For dramatic effect she added, "I'm so good to you, and then you go and steal my clothes!"

"Ayeka, they were CLEAN! Why would you go through my CLEAN clothes?"

Ayeka paused.

OOC:

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Tenchi Masaki

*It had been a quiet, peaceful sort of day, The ruffle black haired Tenchi masaki worked the vegitable gardens, He sighed, looking out over the peaceful tranquility of the lake....He missed these quiet moments, Which came too often due to...*

"RYOKO!"

*He winced as Ayeka, in that high tone of hers Screamed...and he sighed, sweatbeading as he Continued to plough the Carrot patches...Trying to ignore the screaming and yelling..and hide the blushing from the shiny undergarments he had observed being waved about in the air, He wiped the sweat from his brow and put the plough back against the gardening shed, Staring over at the two girls who argued -relentlessly-....And with a gusty sigh, tromped over to where they stood, And huffed*

Alright, what is it THIS TIME?
 
Both girls looked to Tenchi, giving their explainations in one breath. The two were mixed together, making it impossible for Tenchi to understand.

"One at a time!" he voiced over them both.

Ryoko and Ayeka paused, looking at each other. Then they both started up again, repeating the past process.

Tenchi sweatdropped. The two girls stopped speaking.
 
*he had yelled the command, sweardropping as they totally disobeyed*

You two are worse than little children sometimes!! Now! ONe at a Time! Ryoko, You first!!

*Grandfather had begun to teach him arbitration, and he was going to try and put those skills to the test today, as he glared a little at both of them, really frusterated, and waiting for Ryoko to speak first.*

ooc: Lets wait for her, it's really only fair isnt it?
 
I stalked into out towards the forest, my favorite panty bra set clenched firmly in my grasp. My voice a low grumbling as I stalked into the forest, tracking her down.

"Damn her... I'm gonna kill her... getting into my stuff! I swear she has NO decency!"

Finally I heard her angry cry back, 'What!'

I stalked forward,

"Ryoko!"

I put one hand on my hip and the other held out my skimpy undergarments.

"Did you take these!?!"

'Those? I just wanted to see if they'd fit.'

I was infuriated, I hated how non-chalaunt she could be, even about this!

"Ryoko! What were you doing in my drawers?"

Then as if stealing my clothes wasn't enough she had the nerve to accuse me of doing something wrong!

"What?!"

'How'd you find them? They were in MY drawers.'

My lips quivered a bit in irritance, knowing she'd never understand I had to come up with a quick response. My mouth went dry,

"I uh... I...was going to do your laundry!"

I shook my head disgusted,

"I'm so good to you, and then you go and steal my clothes!"

They were clean. Now what.

"Oh, you are sooo JUVENILE! I can certainly tell which one of us is royalty!"

I flicked my hair and turned my head irritatedly.

However, I was distracted as Tenchi came through the brush.

"SHE TOOK MY FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTIES AND BRAS!!!!! AND WHAT'S WORSE SHE TRIED THEM OOOOONNNN!!!!!"

I was shaking with rage, but Tenchi hadn't heard a word with all of Ryoko's irritating chatter.

'One at a time!'

I turned towards Ayeka with a definate, me first. I mean, I am a princess! So I turned to begin again and of course she started blabbering again. God for being so beautiful she certainly couldn't be more annoying!

'You two are worse than little children sometimes!! Now! ONe at a Time! Ryoko, You first!!'

"RYOKO!!! Why Ryoko? I am the princess, besides... I'm right!"

With a sharp look from tenchi I crossed my arms and gave in. Ryoko started up again with one of her incredible stories.
 
"You see, Tenchi," Ryoko began, "two days ago I went in Ayeka's room, looking for one of my shirts (I had assumed it was placed in her drawers my Mihoshi -- she always mixes our clothes), and I happened to stumble upon Ayeka's bra and panty set. Well, looking at them, I noted how absolutely WHORISH they were, and decided that they couldn't possibly be our pure little princess's. I wasn't just about to go and ask every lady in this house if it was theirs; they'd probably get embarrassed. So I took them in, tried them on, and added them to my undergarments stash."

"Yes, it was wrong," Ryoko continued,"that I took them at all, but really, it was an honest mistake. But Ayeka going through my drawers? I doubt she even had reason! She just wanted to go through my stuff!"
 
I was boiling by the end of her long explanation...

"What!?! That is ridiculous, and you have no right to go trhough my things without asking! If your stupid skirt was in there I'd have given it to you. And as for my set... they are NOT whorish!" They're beautiful.... and even if they weren't mine, they aren't yours and that's stealing!"

Humph. I crossed my arms turning away, my face a raging red as I stared at Tenchi angrily.
 
*He looked longly at them both*

And what are YOU Fuming about ayeka? Dont you have them back?

*he didnt realize the problem here...mostly beacause EVERYONE knew what he wore...a fact that disconcerted him sometimes...*

Listen, Everyone makes mistakes, You cant take them ALL as personal affronts or insults..either of you! Now BOTH of you apologize to one another, and lets just put this arguement behind us okay?

*He asked in a petulant, exasperated tone as they continued to glare at one another*
 
her mouth practically dropped to the floor as he demanded they apologize,

"But Lord Tenchi! Surely you don't think what she did was allright! She not only got into my clothes, seeing the things that were only meant for your eyes... but she tried them on!"

My face was bright red with anger and my eyes wide with desperation, how could he take that witch's side over mine!
 
And, instead of coming to me...Or my grandfather.

*Who he knew all too well she trusted..*

You went ahead and did the exact same thing she did. Im not saying what she did was RIGHT. Im just also saying that retaliating when you could have easily had it resolved by asking her or by asking one of us. Im trying not to take sides here..SHE has to apologize too..as well as return the..ah..

*And then he blushed as the subject came to the frillies...*
 
INTERLUDE

"Myeoow...Myeoowmyeowmyeow..."

There is a ruckus behind a clump pf trees, followed by a loader sound - someone is being chased through the bushes.

"You come back here with that!" Sasami's voice bellowed, much more loudly than she normally speaks. "That is NOT a carrot you carzy cabbit! Give it back now!"

"Myeoowmyeowmyeow...THUD... Mreeyeoow..."

END INTERLUDE
 
"Apologize?!?"

The idea was preposterous.

Ryoko listened to Ayeka's retailiation against the demand of Tenchi's, and then to Tenchi's reply.

"Listen, you have your whore-garments back, both of us are pissed at the other for going through each other's stuff, and we both know that ANY apology would be as shallow as your deepest thoughts."

She kept her eyes locked on Ayeka.

"So let us part ways and leave it as it be."

Ryoko phased out before either Tenchi or Ayeka could reply.
 
*Tenchi slapped his forehead*

Why me...why not someone else..

*he picked up his trowel*

Ayeka, on your way back please tell my grandpa that Im going to be a few minutes late for dinner...

ooc: I wanna know what the cabbit had. XD

IC:

I need to finish the gardening...Im sorry this happened....Scince no one else seems to see fit to apologize...

*He headed back to the garden..*

(Fast forwarding to Dinner time after Ayeka reacts*
 
I was about to make quite a few comments but a noise in the bushes completely distracted me. Ryo-ohki sprang from the bushes and right in between my legs. I let out a scream as I practically leaped 10 feet.

"Sasami! Get her out of here!"

I watched as he took off then turned to face Ryoko to hear HER apology.

'Listen, you have your whore-garments back, both of us are pissed at the other for going through each other's stuff, and we both know that ANY apology would be as shallow as your deepest thoughts.'

"What? They are not Whorish! And you are just jealous cuz you know I look better in them then you ever would!"

I knew that was probobally not true but my face is bright red in anger and embarassment.

'So let us part ways and leave it as it be.'

Her face was cold as stone and I was about to attack her with more insults but she dissapeared.

"OOOOOOoooooh! I hate when she does that!"

'Ayeka, on your way back please tell my grandpa that Im going to be a few minutes late for dinner... '

I turned to face him then nodded again,

"Fine."

I did just that and... lalalala.... Time passes... it's supper time :)
 
Ryoko walked down the stairs on the way to the dining room.

"Dinner ready yet?" she asked, obviously impatient.

Ayeka was pouring tea in her usual hostess-manner. Ryoko narrowed her eyes. She hated the fact that Ayeka was so much more of a lady then her -- perhaps that was her subconscious reason for being so mean to her.

Ryoko brushed the thought aside. All she wanted to do now was eat.
 
Heading into the room I had the teapot all ready, and began pouring the tea for everyone in the room. And despite my reluctance even to Ryoko, I knew it annoyed her so I gave her a smile being as sweet as I could.

"Is that enough Ryoko dear? Or would you like more..."

The steely glare Ryoko passed me had no effect, after all what could I expect from a space pirate, a common criminal. I brushed my hair, too bad everyone couldn't be like me... it wasn't fair to poor Ryoko. I moved on pouring some in everyones glass, concluding with Tenchi and giving him the sweetest look I could as I sat beside him.
 
Ryoko knelt before the low, Japanese-style table.

"Quite enough," Ryoko replied to Ayeka's question on her preference of tea level. She watched her smooth movements for a few seconds, then looked to her tea.

The steam rose steedily, swirling in a mystical dance as it cooled to room temperature, disappating quickly.

Ryoko rose the tea cup to her lips, taking a small sip. It was good; the sweet flavor widened her senses and seemed to be enhanced with herbs.

"Did you make this, Ayeka?" she asked in her normal, brutsque voice.

"Why yes, I did. Do you like it?"

Ayeka's sugar-sweet voice oozed with each word; almost enough to make Ryoko sick. She hated to admit to liking anything that the princess did, even to her tea.

"Not as good as Tenchi's grandfather's tea, I must say..." her eyes looked to Ayeka, who seemed insulted. "But," she added, "it's the best of yours I've yet to sample."
 
'Did you make this, Ayeka'

My grin grew as I looked over at Ryoko, temporarily forgetting I hated her at the proposition of a possible compliment. Sitting up a little taller, looking a littler more dignified I smiled as I asked sweetly,

"Why yes, I did. Do you like it?"

'Not as good as Tenchi's grandfather's tea, I must say..."

My mouth dropped and I scowled and I began but was interupted,

'But, it's the best of yours I've yet to sample.'

"Well I never! Someone certainly needs to teach you manners Ryoko."

Dinner continued rather quietly and I had a moment to notice what Ryoko was wearing. She was dressed rather beautifully tonight... of course everything she wore looked great. My heart sunk as I remembered her talking about my scivies earlier. She was probobally right, they would look better on her. My frown grew as I crossed my hands in my lap sighing in jealousy and self pity.
 
Finally! I'm Famished!

*Washu had just somehow appeared beside Ryoko, in that manner that only Washu could do. She had her eyes closed and her arms crossed, a smile across her face as Ryoko, still not used to that trick, jumped in the air. Ayeka looked to the small scientist.*

Ayeka: So Miss Washu, what are you inventing this time?

It's an experimental and highly dangerous intimacy ray.

Ryoko: A-wha?

An experimental intimacy ray, only a genius like I could create such a thing. You see, this ray is a weapon of peace, as much of an oxymoron that may be. One zap from the ray and you will fall in love with anybody around you. I've been experimenting on animals, and it seems the reproduction rating is off of the charts! Can you think of how many marriages would be saved, how many true loves would be united? I am indeed a genius.

*Washu opened her eyes, Ryoko seemed confused, and Ayeka seemed to have stars in her eyes. Ryoko blinked once at her mom before glaring vicously at Ayeka, who returned the same vicous grin. Washu decided to break the growls by continuing.*

Of course, it does not take effect instantly, you have to be in the right moment, when the two loves are all alone, or, in the case of a group being zapped, two people will find a remote, quiet spot before they express their feelings for one another. Another thing, my room is locked, and I have placed a retina scan on my lock, so ayeka, you are not getting in.

*Ryoko started to laugh at her nemesis, Ayeka growling to the monkey tailed woman.*

And Ryoko, I've covered my walls with anti-teleportation matter, so you are not able to get in either.

*This time was Ayekas turn to laugh, Ryoko then made some rude comments, which Ayeka returned to Ryoko, and before you know it the two were fighting again. Washu sweatdropped and sighed.*

When am I going to get my nourishment?

*Washu poured her tea while the two females continued to argue.*
 
ooc: Im back! Hooray!!
IC:

*Tenchi walked in just then, to much clattering and rattling, He looked dead tired, but he stretched out, and sniffed the air*

Say, what's sasami come up with this time??

*He headed into the main dining room and instantly sweardropped, sighing he sat down next to washu*

It's the same thing every single day....Washu, do you have anything we could use to get those two to stop fighting with one another?

*When she had shaken her head in a negative, he gustily sighed, not bothering to pour himself tea he took a long pull right from the bottle and sighed deeply, then poured himself a proper glass, Why him? Why always him?*
 
I'm sorry Tchi honey, but there are limits to even my superior knowledge.

*She watched as Tenchi took a few downs for the tea before she raised her arm and whacked him on the head, causing out to spit out a sip he just taken.*

and I've told you my name is Little Washu!
 
*he nearly spat the tea on ayeka, and instead managed to spit it into a napkin*

Sorry little washu...

*He smiled embaressedly...Why did she always LOOK At him like that..*
 
*Washu took a sip of tea as she continued to look in Tenchis general direction, in that creepy look she pulled off when she wanted something.*

Hey Tenchi, deary, how would you like to be the guinea pig on my latest scientific experiment? It'll be fun!
 
*He sweatdropped, taking a long drink of the tea*

Why ask me to do somthing Im going to be forced to do anyway little washu?
 
Ryoko slammed her palms on the table, inferiated with something Ayeka had said.

"Why you little! I'm gonna...!"

Ryoko lunged at Ayeka, a shrill scream escaped her lips as she toppled to the ground, Ryoko straddling her upper abdomen.

"I'm going to kill you!" she screamed.

"Ahh! Tenchi! Help!"

"No one can help you now; your ass is MINE!"

Ayeka reached up and grabbed a lock of Ryoko's cyan colored hair, yanking with all her might. Ryoko yelped in pain and lowered her face to the princess's to minimize the agony of her scalp.

"Girls! Girls! Stop it!" Tenchi whined.

Both girls ceased their struggling, Ayeka's fingers still clenching a chunk of Ryoko's hair. Their eyes were locked in a hateful glare.

Washu laughed. "Haha. Let's be civil about this -- kiss and make up."

"My pleasure," Ryoko growled. She brought her lips to Ayeka's, kissing her hard in more of a fierce manner than a loving one. Ayeka squirmed a moment uncomfortably, but relaxed once she realized she didn't have much of a choice. Ryoko took hold of the princess's hand in order to loosen the grasp of her own hair; it was but a moment until she was free.

"I didn't mean literally..." Washu commented.

Ryoko released Ayeka's lips, looking deep into her eyes. She said nothing, just got to her feet and took her place at the table. It seemed that everyone stared at her.

Ryoko took a sip of her tea. It was time to change the subject.

"You know, I think I was wrong. This is the best tea I've ever tasted."
 
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