Ten Things I HATE about you...

[FyrNEyes]

Yes, believe it or not, this is a Valentine's Thread.

Here you can post 10 things you want to get off your chest about your lover, husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend...that way when you give a gift on the 14th, you can do so without a grudge.

my 10 things:

I HATE THAT:
1. You complain too much about my exercising;
2. You don't compliment me enough about the thigns I do, ie, around the house, for you, for our son;
3. You seem to ignore me alot;
4. you don't help me out more, I get tired too;
5. we don't have sex more than once a week. (or sometimes more than 2x in a 2 weeks!!);
6. I can't tell you about the stories I have written;
7. You can never and would never understand my passion for writing erotic stories;
8. I can't tell you that 3 of my stories have been PUBLISHED;
9. I don't feel good enough for you; and
10. that you still buy me chocolate for Valentine's Day, when you know I won't eat it...but I do love the lingerie you give me..

Ok...you're turn.

Don't comment on anyone's entries here...this is just a get it off your chest before the big I LOVE YOU day...

 

[marshalt]

Yes, believe it or not, this is a Valentine's Thread.

Here you can post 10 things you want to get off your chest about your lover, husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend...that way when you give a gift on the 14th, you can do so without a grudge.

my 10 things:

I HATE THAT:
1. You complain too much about my exercising;
2. You don't compliment me enough about the thigns I do, ie, around the house, for you, for our son;
3. You seem to ignore me alot;
4. you don't help me out more, I get tired too;
5. we don't have sex more than once a week. (or sometimes more than 2x in a 2 weeks!!);
6. I can't tell you about the stories I have written;
7. You can never and would never understand my passion for writing erotic stories;
8. I can't tell you that 3 of my stories have been PUBLISHED;
9. I don't feel good enough for you; and
10. that you still buy me chocolate for Valentine's Day, when you know I won't eat it...but I do love the lingerie you give me..

Ok...you're turn.

Don't comment on anyone's entries here...this is just a get it off your chest before the big I LOVE YOU day...

maybe if you spent less time writing jackoff stories on a porn board, you're husband might actually want to help out and shit.

 

[damnewc]

I do not have ten things I hate about my wife. It would be mcuh easier to name ten things about myself I hate.

I do hate that she worries so much about everything. That is the only thing I do not like about her.

 

[FyrNEyes]

maybe if you spent less time writing jackoff stories on a porn board, you're husband might actually want to help out and shit.

Hmmm..good suggestion

 

[katiebarthedoor]

1 youre always in a bad mood
2 youre breath is terrible
3 you wreck everything you touch
4 you can only communicate when youre angry
5 you have no respect for peoples property
6 you dont make time for "us"
7 you where created from nuclear waste meterial. or aliens
8 mankinds primitive weapons have no effect on you
9 youre always out with your buddies, destroying tokyo
10 i suspect theres more to you and Rodan than just a "friendship"

 

[crazybbwgirl]

1. You never finish off the very last of something. Bag of chips in the cupboard with 4 chips in it?
2. You don't ever need to use shampoo
3. You insist on giving me oral pleasures all the time.
4. You rub my feet with peppermint foot lotion.
5. You love my blow jobs.
6. You love the same music that I do.
7. You love Red Green
8. You make fabulous hash browns.
9. You have a big red truck
10. You always swish the snow off my car in the morning and start it for me when it's really cold.


ok - I could only think of 1 thing so I filled the rest in with things I love about him.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

1 youre always in a bad mood
2 youre breath is terrible
3 you wreck everything you touch
4 you can only communicate when youre angry
5 you have no respect for peoples property
6 you dont make time for "us"
7 you where created from nuclear waste meterial. or aliens
8 mankinds primitive weapons have no effect on you
9 youre always out with your buddies, destroying tokyo
10 i suspect theres more to you and Rodan than just a "friendship"

It's gotta be tough to be in love with Godzilla!

 

[katiebarthedoor]

It's gotta be tough to be in love with Godzilla!

hes an insensitive jerk.
but thats my baby!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

1 I hate that you think I am your step and fetch it boy

2 I hate that you would rather email people you've never met than talk with me

3 I hate that you think you know what I am thinking then get pissy when you are wrong.

4 I hate that you snoop and don't think its wrong.

5 I hate that you have no interest in sex at all ever

6 I hate that you always jump to the worst conclusions

7 I hate that you expect me to appreciate your hobbies but won't take time to appreciate mine.

8 I hate that you think gratitude is merely a quick "thank you" and nothing more

9 I hate that you are afraid of everything

10 I hate when you mumble and expect me to hear you.

 

[Riles]

...I can't. There's nothing I hate about him, and the things that do drive me a little crazy, still make up the person I fell in love with.

...as for his family, that's a different story!

 

[Kain__Thornn]

10. She has an iron clad memory, unless it would serve me
9 . She thinks that being Italian is a license to act like Tony Soprano when shit doesn't go her way
8 . She argues like a scared politician, none of her statements are concrete and are riddled with plausible deniability
7 . No matter what ailment we may share, hers is always worse than mine IE, if I have a headache, she has a cluster migraine
6 . She can say no to sex all she wants with or without reason, but if she comes at me wanting sex, I better be ready to perform like Peter North at age 22 or I get shit for it
5 . She lives with the function of using anything she can against everyone
4 . She claims to be so terrified of my temper, but when she sees it starting to boil she'll fire it up like she gets paid for it
3 . Her habit of replying to me (that is, WHEN she replies to me) with immediate and total contradiction
2 . Her self learned ability to be as vague as fucking possible, then getting pissy when I don't understand what the fuck she's talking about
1 . She seems to know more about virtually everything than I do. Even things that I have infinitely more time spent practicing/ researching

 

[bronzeage]

1. You never finish off the very last of something. Bag of chips in the cupboard with 4 chips in it?
2. You don't ever need to use shampoo
3. You insist on giving me oral pleasures all the time.
4. You rub my feet with peppermint foot lotion.
5. You love my blow jobs.
6. You love the same music that I do.
7. You love Red Green
8. You make fabulous hash browns.
9. You have a big red truck
10. You always swish the snow off my car in the morning and start it for me when it's really cold.


ok - I could only think of 1 thing so I filled the rest in with things I love about him.

For a moment there, I thought you were in love with me.

 

[FyrNEyes]

...I can't. There's nothing I hate about him, and the things that do drive me a little crazy, still make up the person I fell in love with.

...as for his family, that's a different story!

so post it..

 

[Wok]

I do not have ten but I have two:

1. I hate you are always right.

2. See 1.

 

[EternalWinter]

I was going to write ten things I hated about my right hand, but the joke would really be stale after one thing.

Instead I'll just ask, what's the difference between having sex once a week and having sex two times in two weeks?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

For a moment there, I thought you were in love with me.

You do the chip thing too? lol

 

[Wok]

I was going to write ten things I hated about my right hand, but the joke would really be stale after one thing.

Instead I'll just ask, what's the difference between having sex once a week and having sex two times in two weeks?

Six and one half dozen of the other.

 

[ravegirl]

i only have 1
I hate that i'm almost 8 years older than you, it makes me feel really old when i remember things from before you were even born.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

i only have 1
I hate that i'm almost 8 years older than you, it makes me feel really old when i remember things from before you were even born.

amen.
if i make a funny Diff'rent Strokes referance, i expect her to chime in with peals of laughter.

 

[prettygrl]

1. You never miss an episode of the Simpsons. Enough already!

2. You leave the lid up, though we've discussed it.(over and over)

3. Sleeping with the radio or tv on sucks, do it at your place.

4. I love the quality of the sex, quantity is lacking!

 

[bronzeage]

You do the chip thing too? lol

10 for 10, except maybe the snow on the windshield, but if it snowed, I'd do that too.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

10 for 10, except maybe the snow on the windshield, but if it snowed, I'd do that too.

Then I know exactly how lucky your girl is! Damned lucky!

 

[stirbird]

I do not have ten but I have two:

1. I hate you are always right.

2. See 1.

That was the only one true for me too, with the one I loved.

 

[ShrekLovesA]

Yes, believe it or not, this is a Valentine's Thread.

Here you can post 10 things you want to get off your chest about your lover, husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend...that way when you give a gift on the 14th, you can do so without a grudge.

my 10 things:

I HATE THAT:
1. You complain too much about my exercising;
2. You don't compliment me enough about the thigns I do, ie, around the house, for you, for our son;
3. You seem to ignore me alot;
4. you don't help me out more, I get tired too;
5. we don't have sex more than once a week. (or sometimes more than 2x in a 2 weeks!!);
6. I can't tell you about the stories I have written;
7. You can never and would never understand my passion for writing erotic stories;
8. I can't tell you that 3 of my stories have been PUBLISHED;
9. I don't feel good enough for you; and
10. that you still buy me chocolate for Valentine's Day, when you know I won't eat it...but I do love the lingerie you give me..

Ok...you're turn.

Don't comment on anyone's entries here...this is just a get it off your chest before the big I LOVE YOU day...

Sorry to comment, I know you said "Don't" but how about giving yourself a present for Valentines day... Maybe a new guy..

 

[Aphrodisiac]

'Hate' is such a strong word

So I will go with what I dislike about my man :


1. Will leave wet towels all over the bathroom floor.

2. Will occasionally forget to pick up a beer bottle cap and I end up stepping on it - Ouch!


3. Will insist on watching 'Law and Order' all the time, when he happens to be in control of the remote.

4. Will eat my chocolate treats while he thinks I am not looking and then claim he did not eat them cause he does not like sweets.

5. Will use up all the bubble bath - not realizing it just says to " Use 3 cap fulls " not the whole bottle of expensive lavender bubble bath.

6. Will grab some article of clothing that belongs to me and do unthinkable things to it - not realizing what he is cleaning with till I point it out to him.

7. Will give me the evil eye when I do not finish all my food on my plate when going out to dinner.


Okay, who am I kidding - the only thing that bothers me about him is the whole wet towel thing.

Overall , I just think he is simply adorable in his ways - I him.