Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo

[april-wine]

Let the body shots begin....................

 

[Summery]

I'm ready!

Smiles at April...

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think everyone I know has a "Why I don't drink tequila anymore" story.

 

[april-wine]

Great I hate drinkin alone...........

A little lick ... a little salt...............woooooohooooooooo


Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo

I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this rukus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight's about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started drinking again

One round with Jose Cuervo
I went two rounds
Three rounds

 

[Guru]

 

[Guest]

Body shots!

 

[april-wine]

Settin' UP..............Welcome aboard my friends......

Come on pagancowgirl........Buck up Girl..........

 

[LukkyKnight]

FYI:

82% off all home-initiated pregnancies are Tequila-related, and over half of those can be traced directly to Jose Cuervo in one form or another.

If you look closely, the fine print on the label which the ATF made them add to every bottle actually says, "Danger, may cause pregnancy in women."

 

[Calamity Jane]

Settin' UP..............Welcome aboard my friends......

Come on pagancowgirl........Buck up Girl..........

Ok. If you promise me that LK is tellin a big ol lie.

My tatas are made for holdin a shot glass.

 

[april-wine]

LOL............Lucky for me a turkey baster is no where to be found lol..............

 

[Guest]

I love tatas.

Tatas would definitely improve my mood.

 

[april-wine]

A Little Less Conversation

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

 

[penguindance]

 

[markb325]

*takes three shots of Tequila turns and hits the first person I see*

That is why I don't drink the stuff.

 

[LukkyKnight]

LOL............Lucky for me a turkey baster is no where to be found lol..............

OK, I must be firing on less then all cylinders... what does a turkey baster have to do with tequila and/or pregnancy?

 

[Guest]

eep.

Tookillya makes me ultra-horny but I always end up sick.


Ok, so I'm always ultra-horny.

 

[Calamity Jane]

OUCH

 

[april-wine]

SURE.........Slip away for few minutes, and you guys let the party die ...........

 

[Guest]

Sorry sexy but noone would lick my nipples.

 

[sexy-girl]

i didnt get this thread right away (im not a drinker i guess it shows )


i could start though for april-wine

 

[lilminx]

I think I had my ten rounds lastnight, and I'm still drunk from them...