Temporary Genital Decorations

[DrHappy]

Does anyone here have any ideas for temporary decorations for the genitals? My wife and I have an intimate weekend coming up later this month, and I’m looking for ideas for a little silliness and fun. By temporary, I’m obviously eliminating things like piercings and permanent tattoos. Some ideas that I’ve come up with so far include:

• Dyed pubic hair
• Trim or shave pubic hair into an unusual design
• A cock ring that has a bow tie on top. (I found one online)
• Unusual underwear (crotchless faux leather jock strap, elephant undies, etc…)
• A tiny bow that gets attached to the penis shaft (I found some bows that are intended for use as pony tail holders for babies. They come in a pack of twelve, and they have rubber bands attached to them. The rubber bands sound painful unless they are exactly the correct size. A wider elastic band would be better.)

 

[jaF0]

In Down Periscope, Lt Cmdr Tom Dodge (Kelsey Grammer) sort of sheepishly admits to having a 'Welcome Aboard' cockatoo which you do do with a Sharpie.

 

[Jada59]

I have had clit clips. Alas, I got them online so luck of the draw and mine weren't pretty. One was red beads. Made me look like I was bleeding!

 

[KimGordon67]

Once upon a time, someone I knew had the words 'your name' tattooed on his doodle ... you can kind of imagine the pick up line that followed on from that (which is, of course, precisely why he did it).

But maybe something, again in a non-permanent marker, that becomes readable when the surface is ... ahem ... 'stretched'? I wonder if there's some henna based thing that would do the job ... I'm optimistically imagining a customisable henna based transfer that probably doesn't exist in real life.

 

[KimGordon67]

Voila! https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Henna-Transfer

There may be more easily used options - I spent a whole 45 seconds researching this.

 

[DrHappy]

We’ve tried a clit clip once. It was really cheaply made and one of the beads broke off. They were a little scary to put on, and seemed like it would be painful if not attached just right. Maybe we got a really bad one. However, it seems like yours wasn’t very good either.

 

[DrHappy]

I like the henna idea. Thank you. There are some interesting photos of henna decorated pussies out there.

 

[switchersm]

Wear a cock cage instead of a cock ring. Give her the keys a present to play at your weekend

 

[Cudacock]

Shave your pubic hairs and apply temporary tattoos. They last up to five days and come in all different types and colors. Easily found on line. I have found them in some restaurants or stores ( Spencer's).

 

[Bigspurt]

Does anyone here have any ideas for temporary decorations for the genitals? My wife and I have an intimate weekend coming up later this month, and I’m looking for ideas for a little silliness and fun. By temporary, I’m obviously eliminating things like piercings and permanent tattoos. Some ideas that I’ve come up with so far include:

• Dyed pubic hair
• Trim or shave pubic hair into an unusual design
• A cock ring that has a bow tie on top. (I found one online)
• Unusual underwear (crotchless faux leather jock strap, elephant undies, etc…)
• A tiny bow that gets attached to the penis shaft (I found some bows that are intended for use as pony tail holders for babies. They come in a pack of twelve, and they have rubber bands attached to them. The rubber bands sound painful unless they are exactly the correct size. A wider elastic band would be better.)

https://www.artfire.com/ext/shop/home/sexy2wear/0/0/18632

https://www.bodyjewelry.com/non-piercing-jewelry.html

 

[UhlBWett]

Nothing to fancy

I have a red leather cock strap, with chrome snaps. It's a nice contrast against my smooth shaven cock and balls.

UBW

 

[Privates1stClass]

Does anyone here have any ideas for temporary decorations for the genitals?

I've seen advertisements for Pinocchio boxer shorts where Pinocchio's nose is located at a strategic position on the fly. I don't know if those shorts will have the desired effect, however.

https://imgur.com/gallery/W6EzD