69Massagingman
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- May 16, 2019
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So I just got back from the grocery store.
I always like the grocery store. There are always a few good looking woman.
Although I don't gawk and I don't hit on them, I do like seeing them.
Today was different. I walked in and I saw her. There are pretty woman and then
there is just pure sexiness. She was reading the coupon thingy. We smiled at
each other as I grabbed my cart. She had big black boots up to her knees and a
Leopard print short dress that was black and lacey at the end. Long blond hair that was in a single braid all the way down her back and a black baseball hat, not really baseball kinda like the miltaryish style. I'm sure there is a name for it.
Anyway, OMG I don't usually get nervous but I did. I started shopping and I saw her by the pringles.
I know she probably thought I walked up just to talk to her but my son asked if I could get pringles.
I asked her if she planned on going to the frozen food section. She looked up at me and asked why is that. I told her that she would melt all the stuff.
She laughed. Then she told me that was kinda corny. I said I'm sorry I just always wanted to say that. She rolled her cart down the aisle and I watched her walk away but she did glance back at me.
She was at the self check out. I hate self check out and got in the next line over. She was done fast and it took me forever. As I made my way toward my truck a red mustang drove by me and she waved.
Damn, I was shaking. My heart pounding. I'm normally a play it cool and don't hit on the girls and it works well for me.
I will probably never see her again , I think I need a drink !
Anyway I stole the line from Steve Martin in MY Blue Heaven.
In the movie they left the store together and rode off on a motorcycle.
So lets here some corny pick up lines and if ya want whether they worked for ya or not.
I always like the grocery store. There are always a few good looking woman.
Although I don't gawk and I don't hit on them, I do like seeing them.
Today was different. I walked in and I saw her. There are pretty woman and then
there is just pure sexiness. She was reading the coupon thingy. We smiled at
each other as I grabbed my cart. She had big black boots up to her knees and a
Leopard print short dress that was black and lacey at the end. Long blond hair that was in a single braid all the way down her back and a black baseball hat, not really baseball kinda like the miltaryish style. I'm sure there is a name for it.
Anyway, OMG I don't usually get nervous but I did. I started shopping and I saw her by the pringles.
I know she probably thought I walked up just to talk to her but my son asked if I could get pringles.
I asked her if she planned on going to the frozen food section. She looked up at me and asked why is that. I told her that she would melt all the stuff.
She laughed. Then she told me that was kinda corny. I said I'm sorry I just always wanted to say that. She rolled her cart down the aisle and I watched her walk away but she did glance back at me.
She was at the self check out. I hate self check out and got in the next line over. She was done fast and it took me forever. As I made my way toward my truck a red mustang drove by me and she waved.
Damn, I was shaking. My heart pounding. I'm normally a play it cool and don't hit on the girls and it works well for me.
I will probably never see her again , I think I need a drink !
Anyway I stole the line from Steve Martin in MY Blue Heaven.
In the movie they left the store together and rode off on a motorcycle.
So lets here some corny pick up lines and if ya want whether they worked for ya or not.
