Tell us about the funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen.

[FlamingoBlue]

Yesterday I'm out cruising around town. In front of me is large step van, obviously used by a business. I spy a bumper sticker on the rear door. I expected it to say the usual crap about reporting driver irregularities. As I got closer to it I saw that it said, "If you don't like the way I'm driving call 1 800 eat shit." I cracked up; probably because I had expected it to say something else. It doesn't sound funny now, but in heavy traffic, when I'm talking on the phone to a whiny lawyer, it sure made me smile.

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[Markov Cain]

Don't Steal!
The Government Hates the Competition!

 

[rambling man]

Around here, you see this often...

An ancient truck, covered in rust and primer, maybe a window broken, bumper held on with duct tape and/or coat hangers, no muffler to speak of..on the front bumper is a Joe Camel license plate that says "Smooth One"

And the fact that it isn't even doen for irony is the funniest part of all

 

[Shylady]

Morning FB did you enjoy your day off yesterday?

It wasn't a bumber sticker I saw it was a billboard for LoneStar Race track in Dallas

"A place full of studs all wearing jockeys" Good thing I wasn't driving when I read it.

 

[dza]

Hank if you're a JPMorgan VP

 

[Demian]

The GEO Sticker in the Early 70'z...

Nothing like doin' your part to Save the Planet...

 

[mrbenh]

Here's some of my faves

Bumper stickers:
1) on my wrangler: GWBush: Born with a silver spoon up his nose!
2) I love cats: they taste just like chicken!
3) So many cats, so few recipes!
4) Don't blame me, I voted with the majority!
5) If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!

That last one is so stupid. Do people really drink Pepsi?

 

[TaffyJ]

not very funny, but I like:

-"Bad cop! No Donut!"
-"Quit bothering me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

 

[Mensa]

It was a small car too

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

 

[Demian]

A Clue to Me...

I had an Artist friend who silkscreened some stickers that only a Few of us close friends had...I wore it proudly in the back window of my '66 Bug...It had a USSR flag on one side, and the USA flag on the other...It read,"Keep The Animals In Their Yards"...When my grandfather who fought in WWII saw that he hit the roof! I still don't know why...He also thought "No way could Jesus have ever had sex!" Why? "Because He would've Liked It"...

 

[Guest]

I like my bumper stickers..


'I just do what the voices in my head tell me to'
on the left side
and
'You're just jealous cuz the Voices are talking to me' on the right side

 

[mrbenh]

here's one more

Bought this one for my ever-whiny sister-in-law:

Bottemless pit of wants and needs.

She loved it!