Tell us about the first time you masturbated or had your first orgasm.

[JohnOne]

I tried this before in the wrong forum I think, so I thought I would try it again here where people might actually see it. Tell us about the first time you ever masturbated or about your first orgasm (especially you ladies ). Here's my story (originally posted on another link):
My first masturbation experience

 

[SINthysist]

It wasn't anything like the picture...

 

[kiwiwolf]

Sorry man, my memory just aint that good.

 

[intrigued]

Since I have only had three in my life from another person, its quite memorable, and easy to recall. Heck, I think I could probably tell of all three....
I was 20, and he did so with his hand. He sat behind me and stimulated me with his fingers mostly on my clit, as it was a bit to difficult to enter me in that position. It took quite awhile...he simply teased my lips with strokes up and down the length, would circle my clit just a little and quickly go back down to my lips, insert his fingers (eventually, he used several at once), and then back up to my clit. (Oh, how can I say this???) When I climaxed...the entire apartment complex could hear me...and not only that, to my horror, something shot up in the air out of me...... and I almost ran screaming from the room. I thought I had tinkled...but no........

The second time, some 15 years later, was also by hand, only he sat beside me, and did alot of entering me with his fingers, and this orgasm for some reason, was the best of the three....It took me a little over 2 hours to completely come down from it, and feel normal again.

The third was through intercourse, from behind, and its something I had not done much of before. But oh my....what a wild feeling it was, to have his hands on my hips, pulling me into him with his all, as he lost his mind to his desire for me...it was the first and only time I truly connected with another human being on this level...sigh.....and was the most beautiful experience I have ever known sexually. This was by far, the most emotional of the three, as I deeply loved this man.

 

[Shaq]

Sickening...I don't masturbate (<------The Greatest Lie Ever uttered by human lips)

 

[rider]

Too long ago.

I know I was young. Probably way too young, but it is......errr....was fun to practice.

 

[massiffe]

A thread for a bunch of wankers huh ?

 

[paganangel]

there i was humping away at my pillow, knowing zip about sex. just when i'm thinking, "oh my god! how do adults do this?! if i keep this up i'll die, but i don't want to stop..." pow!! the feeling comes over me and i splooge into the pillow. i look down and there's the goo. i panicked, after a few minutes i remembered that it was normal.

 

[JohnOne]

Thanks, all, for sharing. Looking forward to hearing more.

 

[StrawberryPez]

there i was humping away at my pillow, knowing zip about sex. just when i'm thinking, "oh my god! how do adults do this?! if i keep this up i'll die, but i don't want to stop..." pow!! the feeling comes over me and i splooge into the pillow. i look down and there's the goo. i panicked, after a few minutes i remembered that it was normal.

ROFL That's great

Originally posted by kiwiwolf
Sorry man, my memory just aint that good.

That's how I am. heh. It was a LONG time ago, but it must have been great because I haven't stopped since.

 

[zantac666]

I was in the shower and i was soaping myself up and i startedto get hard and it felt good so i kept doing it and after a several mins. i let loose and man it was good.

 

[The Gimp]

Let's see......

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I was in bed and noticed that "hey, this thing gets hard if you play with it....." After several nights of just playing I experienced the most intense and pleasant sensation that I've ever felt. Fifteen or so years and several thousand attempts later I've yet to recreate the pleasure that came from the first time.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

there i was humping away at my pillow, knowing zip about sex. just when i'm thinking, "oh my god! how do adults do this?! if i keep this up i'll die, but i don't want to stop..." pow!! the feeling comes over me

Ahhhhhh the Pillow. What fond memories many of us have of a pillow.

 

[paganangel]

Let's see......

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away I was in bed and noticed that "hey, this thing gets hard if you play with it....." After several nights of just playing I experienced the most intense and pleasant sensation that I've ever felt. Fifteen or so years and several thousand attempts later I've yet to recreate the pleasure that came from the first time.

EXACTLY! i wish i'd realized it was going to happen.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm not sure I get your meaning...

orgasm? masturbate?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

When I was six - YES SIX ! - I had my tricycle stole and the police came around to our home.

I was in my pyjamas ready for bed and was scolded heartily after the policeman left for:

i) not standing up
ii) picking my nose
iii) playing with my willy


Does that count ?