Tell the baord to stop swimming

[Never]

Hus and kissess!

I'm not drunk if that's what you're thinking, I think the winner rolls are taking the edge off. I'm a little dizzy but not mad at all that lavender kicked me out of the house so she could get a little nookie with Mr. lavender #5.

Besides, the girl need more protien.

Okay, they're leaving.. I'll be back later!

 

[Angel]

Aww.

 

[Chuckus]

Ha! At least someone is getting some!

Go Lavy baby...........Go Lavy.

 

[cymbidia]

I am not drunk either.
Yet.
But i am sorta hoping to get there pretty soon.
I'm calling a couple of Litsters at midnight, in a little less than an hour. However, unlike Angel, i'm not going to do phone sex during my calls.

Anyway, toward the drunk end of things, i'm drinking lots and lots of brandy mixed with diet pepsi in a tall crystal iced tea glass. I don't like the ice cubes clinking on my teeth so i'm using a straw.

There's no nookie-getting going on anywhere around me that i know of. Bummer.

Additionally, i'm scrupulously avoiding saying the word "nilla" anywhere on this Board since it offends so many here. See how i even changed my title for all y'all?

Is that way more than you wanted to know?

 

[Angel]

Huh? I didn't do phone sex.

 

[Problem Child]

Huh? I didn't do phone sex.

You wanted to. hehe.

 

[Angel]

You wanted to. hehe.

Did not! You're the one with the woody!

LOL

 

[Chuckus]

Did not! You're the one with the woody!

LOL

So who was the instigator of "said" woody? Eh?

 

[cymbidia]

You're the one who gave him the woody.

I've done a lot of phone sex, darlin', and i know that woodies don't happen all by themselves during a phone call.

Ergo: you did phone sex.

 

[kiwiwolf]

*settling in for a scotch and some swimming lessons*

Mind if I join you Cym...?

 

[Problem Child]

She was a lady...well sort of, but the woody was mostly due to me imagining all the nasty stuff I'm going to do to her next new year's eve.

No legitimate phone sex. I've done it enough to know we didn't do it.

But she wanted to. Really bad.

 

[Angel]

LOL! I was not! I was giggling and being my thuggish lil self.

 

[Problem Child]

LOL! I was not! I was giggling and being my thuggish lil self.

Yes, you wanted me then and you want me even more now. You want to have folding-table-butt-sex with me in a deserted laundromat in Buffalo late at night while our clothes are drying and mixing together and having clothes dryer sex together.

You want to get naked with me on top of a maytag and have me fuck you like a maddog during the spin cycle.

You want me to be your handyman of lust.

Admit it.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Yes, you wanted me then and you want me even more now. You want to have folding-table-butt-sex with me in a deserted laundromat in Buffalo late at night while our clothes are drying and mixing together and having clothes dryer sex together.

You want to get naked with me on top of a maytag and have me fuck you like a maddog during the spin cycle.

You want me to be your handyman of lust.

Admit it.

Such poetry

 

[cymbidia]

*settling in for a scotch and some swimming lessons*

Mind if I join you Cym...?

Can we snuggle?
It's just midnight here now.
The sirens are going off.
I hear fireworks... maybe they're firearms?
Anyway...

Happy New Year from the US west coast.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Can we snuggle?
It's just midnight here now.
The sirens are going off.
I hear fireworks... maybe they're firearms?
Anyway...

Happy New Year from the US west coast.

Happy new year

 

[morninggirl5]

Can we snuggle?
It's just midnight here now.
The sirens are going off.
I hear fireworks... maybe they're firearms?
Anyway...

Happy New Year from the US west coast.

Happy New Year cym!

 

[Never]

Margaritas
Vodka Tonic
Sparkling white wine
Vodka Giblit (sp?)
and a sip of Mr. Mischka's beer.

 

[Never]

And oddly enough I'm almost back to sober at the moment. Strange, very strange.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

And oddly enough I'm almost back to sober at the moment. Strange, very strange.

Happy new year

 

[Angel]

Yes, you wanted me then and you want me even more now. You want to have folding-table-butt-sex with me in a deserted laundromat in Buffalo late at night while our clothes are drying and mixing together and having clothes dryer sex together.

You want to get naked with me on top of a maytag and have me fuck you like a maddog during the spin cycle.

You want me to be your handyman of lust.

Admit it.

You win. I never told you that fantasy though... how did you know?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never those moments of being sober are bad.

Skip them and get back to the drunk bit.

 

[Never]

No, the last drink they gave me wasn't too good. I think when people get drunk their mixing abilities start to wan.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never, start mixing your own...

about 20% vodka/bourbon/whatever.

The rest coke or lemonade...

 

[Never]

No bourbon.
~le sigh~

I could make screwdrivers or mimosa but Mischka told me that we would make those tomorrow when we got up. It seems that she's expecting to have a hang-over.