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Tell me... what is lint?

 
TANG GOD said:
yes. i'm sure you probably asked for my banning too, butthole surfer. not that it's a lost for me. i think i got the boot right after i told some english senior cunt to piss off when she p.m'd me to stop being mean to you.
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not me. I was quite cheered by your brief appearance there.

TANG GOD said:
there's some cunt by the name of gaybele that keeps on following me around with her strap-on. please sort that cunt out for me.
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shaddup and bend over
 
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you Whitehouse, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep your feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
...!...!...!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.
 
Peregrinator said:
Is this directed at me? I never would have assumed that you wanted my attention.
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I don't want your attention, but I am the recipient of it EVERY time you respond and or utter my name....or try to "clarify" situations unbeknowst to you.
 
passionkat said:
I don't want your attention, but I am the recipient of it EVERY time you respond and or utter my name....or try to "clarify" situations unbeknowst to you.
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Well, not really. That post you replied to was actually about the creepy fucker who puppydogs around after you, not about you. You were ancillary.
 
SeanH said:
It's a message board where moderators read your PMs for their own amusement.
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SeanH said:
Oh, you can get away with murder on Lint if you're part of the in crowd. Or a mod.
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SeanH said:
Oh, if you do post there, don't put anything in a PM that you don't want a mod reading and passing round.
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I LOL'ed.

blunt_trauma said:
mods were appointed on a ''who i like'' basis, rather than a ''who will do the job well'' basis.

mods played stupid games and abused their powers to the max.
now lots of people don't feel certain that PMs/blogs won't be read, private information won't be spread, nasty games won't be played, etc, etc, etc.

even if some things never happened, only a fool would take anyone's word for it that it didn't.
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We did? I must have been absent that day.

Killswitch1 said:
Posting a pm you recieved is far different from assuming you are communicating with someone in private when in reality at Lint you aren't and the mods or whoever is in the gang has access to your PM box hun.

It's bizarre and totally creepy.

How would you feel if I for example could open your pm box at any time and read whatever you wrote and recieved?


Calabama and maybe Brozeage will say it never happens but thats bullshit and we all know it.

Least anyone with Vbulletin mod experience knows it.
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LOL'ed again.

Le Jacquelope said:
I would like to point out that I said Dryer Lint would not survive a year

I said that Dryer Lint would not make it because the people who ruined the General Board left the GB to form Lint
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More LOL'ing. Lint is already well over a year old.

English Lady said:
I can't be arsed with this any more but if lint has changed hands it may well be totally different these days.

But as I don't know where it is I won't be finding out any time soon. *LOL*

Different forums suit different folks, me and Lint weren't compatible.
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http://dryerlint-newleaf.com/forums/index.php
 
This thread is soooo telling on so many levels. Even that last little tete' de tete' between Perg and Kat I got. I have enjoyed every page of it!
 
No, not ancillary...

Peregrinator said:
Well, not really. That post you replied to was actually about the creepy fucker who puppydogs around after you, not about you. You were ancillary.
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I should be ancillary and then it would be a "love triangle" between the three of YOU!

Gossip monger.

I never speak of you. Why is it that you so often speak of me?
 
passionkat said:
I should be ancillary and then it would be a "love triangle" between the three of YOU!

Gossip monger.

I never speak of you. Why is it that you so often speak of me?
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Truth is it's not usually about you. It's about that asshole. If he hadn't started "warning" people about me, I'd have let go of it a long time ago. The whole thing made me sad more than anything. You come up, because you were part of it, and lately the only time he ever posts here is when someone says something about you.

I hardly ever talk about you either. In the last year, I doubt I've mentioned you by name or handle more than five times. If that's "often," well, I don't know what "seldom" means I guess.
 
I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world war,
I've been to my local head shrinker,
To help classify my disease,
He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees.

Well the milkman's a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me,
And the woman next door's an undercover for the K.G.B.,
And the man from the Social Security
Keeps on invading my privacy,
Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

I've got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues.

I'm lost on the river, the river of no return,
I can't make decisions, I don't know which way I'm gonna turn,
Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had,
Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too.

I got acute schizophrenia paranoia too,
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia,
I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose,
Acute schizophrenia blues,

They're watching my house and they're tapping my telephone,
I can't trust nobody, but I'm much too scared to be on my own
And the income tax collector's got his beady eye on me,
Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease.

No there ain't no cure for
Schizophrenia disease.
 
Image said:
This thread is soooo telling on so many levels. Even that last little tete' de tete' between Perg and Kat I got. I have enjoyed every page of it!
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Hey you... have you checked out Killy's Breaking News thread about today's horrific shootings? Jesusa, it's a good thing some Litsters are just textual Litsters and not running around wielding guns.
 
Morcheeba said:
Hey you... have you checked out Killy's Breaking News thread about today's horrific shootings? Jesusa, it's a good thing some Litsters are just textual Litsters and not running around wielding guns.
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No kidding! Though can we be sure it wasn't one of the lunatic fringe from here? Anyone seen *insertcrazynamehere* post lately?
 
Image said:
No kidding! Though can we be sure it wasn't one of the lunatic fringe from here? Anyone seen *insertcrazynamehere* post lately?
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Should I consult my Magic 8-Ball or iggie list to know who you mean?

Oh shhhuuuussshhhhh, I think we messed up a free-flow conversation between two just now. Or it was those annoying lyrics again.

Yeah. It was the lyrical paper gangsta again. *nods firmly
 
Luke_Atmydik said:
This thread delivers. Nothing.
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People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin,
When I say that I'm o.k. they look at me kind of strange,
Surely your not happy now you no longer play the game,

People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me,
When I tell that I'm doing Fine watching shadows on the wall,
Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball?

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go,

People asking questions lost in confusion,
Well I tell them there's no problem,
Only solutions,
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind,
I tell them there's no hurry...
I'm just sitting here doing time,

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go.
 
pointless said:

People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin,
When I say that I'm o.k. they look at me kind of strange,
Surely your not happy now you no longer play the game,

People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me,
When I tell that I'm doing Fine watching shadows on the wall,
Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball?

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go,

People asking questions lost in confusion,
Well I tell them there's no problem,
Only solutions,
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind,
I tell them there's no hurry...
I'm just sitting here doing time,

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go.
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Hippie!
 
Peregrinator said:
Hippie!
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We're so sorry, uncle albert,
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But there's no one left at home
And i believe i'm gonna rain.

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day,
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring.

"we're so sorry, uncle albert,
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.
We're so sorry, uncle albert,
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so eas'ly called away."

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.

Admiral halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and i had a cup of tea and a butter pie.


"couldn't put it in something else
So i pulled it in the pie, alright!"

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.

Hands across the water, heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, heads across the sky.
 
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