Tell me something funny....

Mistress Tae

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...I'm just not in a good place right now and I need to smile, I need to laugh......tell me a joke or something...please!!! :)
 
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken?"

"No", said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
 
of all the jokes i've ever heard blue or not, the one that never fails to bring a smile to my face is one i can share with my 5 yr old daughter.
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
u_ nigue up on im
still makes me giggle like a young girl.
(in search of a female dom, i have questions about the life as a domme...any ideas/suggestions?)
 
cynter said:
of all the jokes i've ever heard blue or not, the one that never fails to bring a smile to my face is one i can share with my 5 yr old daughter.
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
u_ nigue up on im
still makes me giggle like a young girl.
(in search of a female dom, i have questions about the life as a domme...any ideas/suggestions?)

*smiles* Maybe you shoud "nique" up on a female Domme and ask her some questions....oh wait, better not be sneaky about it ;)

These boards (well the BDSM board) is a wonderful place to start, just ask away. You can PM me too and ask anything you want, though I will tell you upfront I am still sort of new to this and leraning much here too. :)
 
Mistress Tae said:
*smiles* Maybe you shoud "nique" up on a female Domme and ask her some questions....oh wait, better not be sneaky about it ;)

These boards (well the BDSM board) is a wonderful place to start, just ask away. You can PM me too and ask anything you want, though I will tell you upfront I am still sort of new to this and leraning much here too. :)

thank you for responding. so what just post a thread? new to this here place myself. and just trying to figure out why i can not get BDSM out of my head. oh hell maybe its perimenopause, sigh. LMAO. but, like when did YOU know were a domme? (correct word to use?):)
 
Yup, just post a thread, you will get responses :) Hmm...when did I know? Truthfully, I think I've always known, I just didn't know , if that makes any sense.

But when my love and I started having some very in depth conversations about what we wanted not just out of our sex life, but out of our life in general, things started to click. I haven't regretted stepping into this lifestyle yet :)
 
ok..here is a very bad joke

what's the opposite of christopher reeves?
christopher walkin.

ok hate me now..but that joke just kills me.

also if you're looking for something extreamly stupid
might i sugest
www.stupid.com

where else can you buy things like the singing stress turtle?
 
Know why the girls in San Francisco don't wear mini-skirts?

Because when they sit down on a bar stool they're cock n balls hang out!!!



Why do they name hurricanes after women?

Because the blow in hot n heavy then leave with the house....the kids...the car.....!!!
 
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DevilishTexan said:
Know why the girls in San Francisco don't wear mini-skirts?

Because when they sit down on a bar stool they're cock n balls hang out!!!

Watch it Texan... I think there are more jokes stacked in my favor as a real girl from San Francisco, than you as a Texan male! ;)
 
lark sparrow said:
Watch it Texan... I think there are more jokes stacked in my favor as a real girl from San Francisco, than you as a Texan male! ;)

I guess that means all the jokes are stacked against me as a submissive from... gasp... Kentucky.
 
SkylineBlue said:
I guess that means all the jokes are stacked against me as a submissive from... gasp... Kentucky.
Well, regional jokes, yes... I'm sorry... giggles.
 
lark sparrow said:
Watch it Texan... I think there are more jokes stacked in my favor as a real girl from San Francisco, than you as a Texan male! ;)


Well now I have news for you young lady....where do you think I was that year I wasn't in Texas? Yup, in San Francisco stationed in Oakland and Pier 28 in S.F. And if your ever at Pier 39 and in the women's bathroom think of me....because I christened the floor with a friend ;) Hehe :p

Coit tower as well! ;)
 
SkylineBlue said:
I guess that means all the jokes are stacked against me as a submissive from... gasp... Kentucky.

And Skyline, that av is um....impressive!
 
DevilishTexan said:
Well now I have news for you young lady....where do you think I was that year I wasn't in Texas? Yup, in San Francisco stationed in Oakland and Pier 28 in S.F. And if your ever at Pier 39 and in the women's bathroom think of me....because I christened the floor with a friend ;) Hehe :p

Coit tower as well! ;)

ewww, how very like a Texan ;) :)
 
lark sparrow said:
ewww, how very like a Texan ;) :)

I avoid all the tourist piers like the plague, unless I'm showing someone around and doing Alcatraz for the 99th time.
 
lark sparrow said:



Hey I think I went to Pier 39 twice. The first time with the girl I was with because we had never been to SF. So when we got there from Alameda we just wanted to fuck so we got it on on the floor at 7am lol!! My hang out for most of the time there was the Palladium and Hayward, where I dated someone! Damn I miss Bart!!!!
 
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