Tell Me Now or I Will Cry!!!!!

[Sad Man]

What are the most cliche'd sex scenes used in the stories on literotica?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Daddy getting seduced by daughter
Guy minding his own business and suddenly getting laid by totally hot, gorgeous woman.
Two lesbians enjoying a tryst and suddenly inviting a guy who'd innocently blundered along to join. Lebians are really bisexual.
Husbands always love to see their wives screwed by other men at the dinner table.
Oh no! I lost my contact lens! Rover! No! Bad doggy! No Rover! Oohhh Rover! That feels so good! You are such a good doggy! You make mommy feel so good! (that would be in extreme section I imagine)

 

[Weird Harold]

What are the most cliche'd sex scenes used in the stories on literotica?

Boy and girl meet; girl gives boy blowjob;boy eats girl; they fuck.

Every once in awhile, the girl gets eaten first, but there is almost always, "now it's your turn" said somewhere.

 

[beckbabe]

The most overused scenario is the surprise extra partner...always of course welcomed with no hesitation.

 

[Problem Child]

Muffie, Harold and beckbabe

If you guys are gonna detail my sex life for the board, the least you can do is ask my permission first.

Hummph!

 

[cymbidia]

Big bad Master treats his subslave like shit but she falls for him anyway. Then he falls for her and starts treating her like a princess. They play decidedly unrealistic sex games, all of which involve him orgasming several times a day and using various leather and/or latex and/or vinyl items on or in her body (sex toys, guys, and usually run-of-the-mill ones, too). After some amount of this soft-focus bullshit attempt at BDSM story-telling, he gives her a collar (yes, that all-important BDSM symbol that these types of story offer as analogous to a wedding ring). Then they go riding off into the sunset together, happily ever aftering in some fantasy world where people don't have a clue about the realities of power-exchange relationships...

Oooops.
Letting my personal prejudices show a bit too much perhaps.

 

[beckbabe]

Gee Cymbidia, I think that too was Problem Child's real life...

PS: You seem cool woman.

 

[cymbidia]

so do you, beckbabe .. ~s~

... Very cool.

Free love, indeed.

 

[Angelus]

I would have to say the long boy meets girl, boy seduces girl, they fuck then fuck again. Really damn boring.

 

[LustyWench]

The guy always has a 10 incher...

The girl is 18 and is just starting to develop <while that might be possible it is highly improbable>...


The kids are 18-20 years old and the parents are ONLY 35-40 years old...

 

[Nicole]

LMAO ... How about all of the above?

 

[Silverlily]

Male Dom/ female sub senario involving abuse (but he REALLY loves her), "I have to break you to make you mine".

Former high school nerd gets hot former cheerleader as his sex slave.

Sexy aunt wants geeky nephew.