Tell me if you have one...

[electrosux]

Do you have a vacuum cleaner that wants to suck up everything? Mine always wants to play after vacuuming the carpet, it vacuums up pantyhose, panties, without even asking! Then when I lie down on the soft carpet it vacuums me! does this ever happen to you?

 

[COCK_STAR]

No, but one time I stuck my dick my car's gas tank.

 

[stormalong]

never tried a vacuum but the washer on spin cycle can be quite pleasant. I assume it would work just as well for woman.

 

[kelli_qcd]

Do you have a vacuum cleaner that wants to suck up everything? Mine always wants to play after vacuuming the carpet, it vacuums up pantyhose, panties, without even asking! Then when I lie down on the soft carpet it vacuums me! does this ever happen to you?

mine used to.. but the hose got broke..

 

[bristolbabcock]

Yes

Yes and it is heavenly...have a small shop vac but I need a biger hose. Love how it sucks you dry, once you start cuming it pulls your balls inside out, had a girl friend who could do that once!