Tell me how you'd duck my wife.

[Yardley]

I'm asking for a friend...

 

[legolove]

Most likely when she is walking by I would crouch down and avoid her making for a more than satisfying duck for both of us. I would literally duck the shit out of her every time I saw her walking by

 

[RawHumor]

Duck duck goose!

Or if you're in Minnesota:
Duck duck grey duck!

 

[jezzilee]

Duck duck goose!

Or if you're in Minnesota:
Duck duck grey duck!

Or if you're an alcoholic...

Duck, duck, Grey Goose!

 

[Southerncple]

Read the title then the first response and almost died of laughter

 

[fletchx]

This thread really quacks me up.

 

[RawHumor]

That'd be ducky!

 

[Blase]

I keep ducking the stranger who striped me...

 

[beachbaby179]

This thread really quacks me up.

OMG. I almost spit out my wine...

 

[Pelagic57]

I would like to cry fowl on this thread.

 

[jameslewis]

I'd goose her, duck her, and leave her a bill.

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Its all fun and ducks until someone gets hurt!!!

 

[legolove]

This thread went ducking south on the OP in a hurry

 

[jezzilee]

a goose in the shower is good clean fun!

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Put her in a condom and sing "Rubber Ducky"?

 

[Yardley]

Duck you. Duck all of you and the webbed fett you waddled in on!

Not really...y'all quacked me up.

 

[fletchx]

Put her in a condom and sing "Rubber Ducky"?

Good one!