Tell me how I should get off....

[googly28]

I was home playing sick from work, being horny (like normal).
I read a stroy on Lit where a girl used a dice to decide how high she had to roll up her skirt, to add an element of risk that was out of her control to her little masturbatory games.

I'm looking to do something similar, although I don't wear skirts....

I'm looking for a few suggestions for how I could get off to tag to the side of a dice. Or more dice, if I get that many suggestions.

I have a couple already, but I'm looking for more...requests from women will probably be preferentially used, since I'll imagine that it's them getting off on watching me do whatever depraved act they have come up with for me.

Some of these are pretty raw, and I don't normally want to do them, but knowing that there is a possibility of doing something really dirty is a turn on in and of itself.

To start things off, the ideas that I already have include
1- lie on your back, jerk off, and cum into your mouth...
2- fuck the couch cushions...
3- cum into a cup and drink it...
4- finger fuck your ass until you cum...
5- jerk off with your cock in the sunlight...
6- roll twice and do both...

I'd like to hear your suggestions, especially the creative ones!

Thanks,
Googly

 

[rob35can]

interesting ways..to add a dash of naughtiness

 

[niceguyct]

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[koalabear]

A novel idea, try sex with a woman............

 

[MollyDolly]

What is this concept you speak of, sex with a partner? Huh, there's something I should try! hehe

 

[Shimp]

What is this concept you speak of, sex with a partner? Huh, there's something I should try! hehe

LOL...Molly...you shoud try it..but the Batteries will run out.

 

[MollyDolly]

you're right... I guess there's just no pleasing me... *sigh* hehe

 

[Shimp]

you're right... I guess there's just no pleasing me... *sigh* hehe

Hmmm but I would like to try....(grin)....pm me.

 

[SDlexus]

Rabbit

How about on camera, with a rabbit & post it. Gets me off when I do

 

[Shimp]

How about on camera, with a rabbit & post it. Gets me off when I do

Ahh the good old rabbit....post away....ahh but I live in the land of dial up so that is not much fun for me. Yea people still do have dial up, sigh....

 

[googly28]

A novel idea, try sex with a woman............

Gee, that's a great idea....I can't believe I didn't think of that.

You must be a genius to have come up with that. Did you do that all by yourself or did you have to have help?




I like the ice cube idea. Interesting.

As for the rabbit idea, it must be so much easier to be horny as a woman...you have all of these toys that are availible, and most widely accepted. Additionally, everyone likes to see naked women, no one likes to see naked guys...lol

Thanks,
googly

 

[MollyDolly]

That is SO not true! I freakin love watching naked men! And see, I think guys are lucky because they can masturbate anywhere, anytime, and they don't need toys to do it! And, you get to pee standing up! hehe

 

[koalabear]

That is SO not true! I freakin love watching naked men! And see, I think guys are lucky because they can masturbate anywhere, anytime, and they don't need toys to do it! And, you get to pee standing up! hehe

 

[vibes]

That is SO not true! I freakin love watching naked men! And see, I think guys are lucky because they can masturbate anywhere, anytime, and they don't need toys to do it! And, you get to pee standing up! hehe

Women can get pussy and tits whenever they want though ...

 

[googly28]

That is SO not true! I freakin love watching naked men! And see, I think guys are lucky because they can masturbate anywhere, anytime, and they don't need toys to do it! And, you get to pee standing up! hehe

I'm not sure I agree, I think women can rub one off pretty much anytime anyplace, and from my experiences, they don't have to have toys either, just fingers can be enough. Oh, and then there's the added advantage of not spurting out cum all over the place (ok, some ladies do, but not all), allowing you ladies to return to normal appearances much more quickly.

And, if you do get caught, everyone loves seeing naked women. Or they just say "eh, what a slut" and move along. With a naked guy, they call the cops...lol

However, speaking of your affinity for naked men....
What do you like to see naked guys do?

If you had a guy who was going to let you watch him do one kinky thing, what would you want to watch him do?

And I don't mean wash your windows...as the joke goes...

Googly

 

[MollyDolly]

So installing my ceiling fan in my bedroom or helping me put the legs on my couch are out? *sigh* Well, that sucks!

 

[googly28]

So installing my ceiling fan in my bedroom or helping me put the legs on my couch are out? *sigh* Well, that sucks!

Well, I could probably help you out in the bedroom and on the couch if you ask nicely...

Googly