Tell me again how smart the Swedes are

[thør]

"A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing."

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[HoHoBomb]

seems like a good way to punish a sex offender

 

[Sean]

I'm guessing there was alcohol involved.

 

[thør]

seems like a good way to punish a sex offender

As long as it's hornet season.

 

[chillywilly2]

The expression...Fuckin Idiot...comes to mind

 

[chillywilly2]

As long as it's hornet season.

If not..lock em up till it is...the thinking about it will do him good

 

[ryan8558]

Can you imagine the conversations in the coroner's office over who (or whom) was going to count the number of stings?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Can you imagine the conversations in the coroner's office over who (or whom) was going to count the number of stings?

"Who"

 

[Squibbs]

Some tribes believe that bee stings to the cock will help it grow bigger.

I heard that mick jagger had something similar done.

 

[Squibbs]

"Who"

The coroner.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

wtf... this dude needs to be put in a mental home after this fosure.

 

[mark197205]

He's dead you fucking idiot.

 

[tactful]

"Who"

The coroner.

So it's the coroner on first.

 

[Phelia]

Most of the Swedes I know are incredibly good looking. Why you'd feel the need to fornicate with a hornet's nest when you live in the land of giant blonde wunder-people is beyond me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So it's the coroner on first.

No, Who's on first.

 

[tactful]

No, Who's on first.

A Swedish coroner.

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe he was suicidal and thought what a way to go?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Most of the Swedes I know are incredibly good looking. Why you'd feel the need to fornicate with a hornet's nest when you live in the land of giant blonde wunder-people is beyond me.

Sounds like something one might do on a bet or a dare. Can't think of a third reason. (Unless they were very, very sexy hornets.)

 

[tactful]

Sounds like something one might do on a bet or a dare. Can't think of a third reason. (Unless they were very, very sexy hornets.)

Not being too smart, would be a good third reason.

 

[Liar]

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing."

As a Swede, I can say with 100% certaintly that either this story is fake, or that guy is trolling the hell out of a non Swedish reporter there. Because a Swedish reporter would have said "Yeah ok, your real name, please? I'm not writing that."

 

[pointless]

yeah, i read that last night. stupid fucker. i was stung by a hornet once. my whole forearm swelled up and it felt like someone had hit me as hard as they could with a baseball bat. it was not fun. either this guy had no fucking clue what hornets are or he was trying to kill himself. either way he deserved it.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

This guy is certainly a good candidate for the Darwin Award.

 

[pointless]

As a Swede, I can say with 100% certaintly that either this story is fake, or that guy is trolling the hell out of a non Swedish reporter there. Because a Swedish reporter would have said "Yeah ok, your real name, please? I'm not writing that."

is it just nonsense or does it mean something?

 

[Phelia]

Wow, so I read the article, and apparently, they found semen on the dead wasps. He didn't just try to have sex with a hornet's nest - he succeeded.

Ewwwww.

 

[lovetoread]

Wow, so I read the article, and apparently, they found semen on the dead wasps. He didn't just try to have sex with a hornet's nest - he succeeded.

Ewwwww.

He had to be a masochist.