Tell me a story.

[elloiloveyou]

I want the good, the bad, and the ugly.
tell me your fantasy. (;

 

[ElijaRDC]

My cat puked on the stairs today and I had to clean it up.

That's a story, right?

 

[gabrielsmith]

My GF told me this...after I'd woken up...then we tried it.

I was feeling very naughty after all that wine and he was looking very hot in just his jeans and t-shirt, muscles showing through the white fabric and bulges in all the right places under his jeans.

I knew he was up for some games and as he lay there, I disappeared under the bed and came back with my box of tricks. I opened the lid and rummaged around until I'd found what I was looking for - there they were! I pulled a few lengths of nylon cord from the box, put the lid back on and slid it under the bed.

His smile was wonderful when he saw what I had in my hands and he raised his arms up, wrists bared ready for tying up. I pulled his shirt up over his head and relished in his bare chest - smooth and tanned, I grabbed his right wrist and tied it tightly to the bed, then the left. I stood up and looked down at his helpless body, my eyes drifted down to his belt - I smiled a wicked smile.

My fingers worked at the belt buckle as I quickly slid the wide leather band from his jeans, I could see the bulge straining against the denim and slowly unzipped the front. As I unzipped the dark blue material I could see a white cotton waistband and as the zipper parted the smooth tanned skin of his thighs. I tugged at the legs of his jeans and slid them down off his legs - muscular calves and thighs ending in a thick white cotton waistband and a tightly packed pouch below it.

I stared and felt a tingling sensation in my tummy, I could see the curved shape of his long thick penis pointing down between his balls, they in turn seemed to be huge. I suddenly had a naughty idea.

I quickly left the room and returned with my vacuum cleaner, I attached the long bendy hose and plugged it in. He watched me with complete concentration as I performed these ordinary tasks. I switched it on and the low hum of the motor filled the room.

I brought the hose close to the bed and tested the suction out on my hands, I lowered the end and pressed it against the bottom of his foot, moving it around so his toes disappeared into the black plastic one by one - he was enjoying this, tickling him. I placed the vacuum on his calf and moved it around the flesh of his leg…upwards towards his thigh as the skin was sucked in by the machine, he knew what was coming and moved his feet apart, bending his legs slightly so I would have complete access to the white cotton bulge between his thighs.

I knelt on the bed and moved the nozzle closer, I could see the cotton being pulled away from his skinned his soft round balls moving towards the vacuum. Dare I do this? His eyes were closed and cheeks flushed as he waited for the vacuum to connect with his body…closer and closer the nozzle moved as the excitement grew - suddenly the nozzle was on him, sucking some of him in - the hose wasn't wide enough to suck him all in but the high pitched whine of the blocked nozzle continued as more of his balls were slowly sucked inside. He was moaning with something - pleasure? Pain?

As I pulled the nozzle away I saw the misshapen bulge of his cotton covered balls being pulled with it, his penis still pointing downwards but huge and thick as a coke bottle, he was indeed very aroused but in pain? I wanted to continue with this little game but was unsure if I'd hurt him…he opened his eyes and I saw him mouth the words 'I want more'.

 

[seth6138]

One time at band camp...the lil flute girl and I...

 

[ProfQ1955]

For my 700 post this will do splendidly

There were worse things to do as you wind down towards retirement. I worked in a shoe store and yes it was right across from a Victoria Secrets. So what lacked in shoe sales was made up fantasizing about what is in the little pink bags that flashed out of there every 5 minutes. Well some fantasies are made to come true and today was that day. I was aimlessly watching mall traffic stroll by when a you woman wearing a mid thigh sun dress exited VS and headed straight to my shop. From the look of her dress and the way she threw her hair around she definitely thought she was all it. Oh crap I was in for a rough time. She sat down with a plop and her dressed flaired ever so slightly showing a fair more amount of her leg. Without making eye contact she said 3 inch sandals to go with this dress. And she continued to type away on her phone. I went and retrieved the required sandals and sat down on my stool and asked her to raise her leg. She did without looking and I was blessed with a very nice shot of satiny panty crotch. I took my time as blue is a favorite of mine and when I finished I was putting her foot on the floor and trying to adjust my manhood. Her phone rings. She answers it and starts telling it is on the other side of the line about her VS purchases as she brought them out of the bag to describe each one of them. As I lifted up her other foot and placed her sandal on I made sure her kneels spread quite far giving me a good view. Still her disinterest in shoe shopping irked me. As I finished buckling the sandal I let it fall into my lap right on my cock. Which at this time was beginning to tent my trousers. This got her attention because of where her foot fell. I looked her straight in the eye. And said phone call is over as I reached for the phone and hung up one whoever it was. In the process grasped her hand and pulled her up and towards the back room. When we got to the room I turned her to me and said time to teach you some shopping manners. Talking about your panties right I front of store clerks. If your so proud of them. I reached up and untied her sundress and it floated to the ground leaving her there in just her blue panties and her 34 C tits. There now you can describe your panties I said with disgust. I sit down in a chair bringing her over to me and soon she was lying on my lap butt high. I smacked her panties ass with a nice hard slap. Tell me why you wear sexy panties bitch? No answer another slap. And I said repeat after me because I like men to fuck me in them. Another slap gets her to say that . Her nipples got hard and she was starting to form a wet spot on her panties. She felt my ragging hard cock pressing into her belly. She was turned on that by the fourth slap she screamed I want to be your panty fuck slut master. Fuck me now she panted. So I got up and pushed her towards the table and undid my pants to let my monster out. Eliciting a holy fuck from her lips. I just smiled as I grabbed her legs and placed them above my shoulders and slide my engorged member right in. When I bottomed out she went so goooooooood. I pulled her hair as I started to pump her pussy. Soon the room was full of her yelling fuck my pussy, pound me , make me your panty slut. As I kept on going hard at driving my meat into her pussy. Her orgasm built quickly and I soon felt the tingling that comes from many years of experience. At the top of her lungs she screamed I am cumming. And her pussy clamped down hard on my cock which was the switch that made me erupt deep in side of her. We both cooled down quickly after our release. I put my pants back on and made for the door. As I opened the door she chirped thanks daddy you sure know how to get me to cum.

 

[Everyday_Man]

I want the good, the bad, and the ugly.
(;

This was taken from IMDB . . . The Good, the bad and the ugly.

The film tells the story of three men who pursue, often at the expense of others, information about the location of a buried treasure of coins. The first character introduced in the movie is Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (the Ugly) - called Tuco - (Eli Wallach), who has a bounty on his head for numerous crimes. Tuco has a partnership with Blondie (The Good, played by Clint Eastwood) in which the latter turns him in for the reward money which the two then split after Blondie saves Tuco from hanging at the last moment. Meanwhile, a third character called Angel Eyes (Lee Van Cleef, playing the Bad) has learned of a hidden trunk of gold owned by a Confederate soldier named Bill Carson. He sets off to find the gold.

Soon, Blondie grows tired of his relationship with Tuco, and leaves Tuco in the desert with no water. Tuco survives and is intent on exacting revenge on his former partner. He finds Blondie, and turns the tables by planning to abandon him in the desert. However, before Tuco can complete his torture in the New Mexico desert, a runaway stagecoach full of dead and dying Confederate soldiers appears. Bill Carson, the man with knowledge of the whereabouts of the gold, dying from thirst, persuades Tuco to get him a drink by disclosing the name of the graveyard where the loot is located. As Tuco goes for the water, Carson dies, but not before revealing the name on the grave to Blondie.

Dressed in the uniforms of the dead soldiers, Tuco takes Blondie, near death, to a local Catholic mission run by his brother, a priest. While Blondie recovers, Tuco and his brother (Luigi Pistilli) confront each other about the mistakes each has made in life. After leaving the mission, the two, still impersonating Confederate soldiers are captured and taken to a Union prison camp. Angel Eyes has followed the trail of Bill Carson to the prison camp and is posing as a Union Sergeant.

Angel Eyes and his colleague Wallace beat and torture Tuco until he reveals the location of the cemetery. When Angel Eyes learns that only Blondie knows the name, he changes tactics. He proposes a partnership, and accompanied by five or six other killers, they leave to find the coins. Tuco escapes while being transported from the camp by train, in the process killing Wallace. At the nearest town, Tuco encounters a bounty hunter (Al Mulock) he had wounded at the beginning of the film, who seeks his revenge. As Tuco shoots the bounty hunter, Blondie, who is in the same town with Angel Eyes, recognizes the sound of Tuco's gun, seeks him out, and he and Tuco resume their old partnership. Together they kill Angel Eyes' gunmen along the main street, but Angel Eyes himself escapes.

Tuco and Blondie stumble on a battle between the Union and the Confederates, fighting for a bridge of questionable strategic value. Since the cemetery is on the other side of the bridge, they decide to destroy it and force the soldiers go somewhere else to fight. While they are setting up the dynamite, Tuco reveals that the cemetery is called Sad Hill and Blondie reveals that the coins are buried in a grave marked by the name of Arch Stanton (Adam S. Gottbetter).

On the other side of the river Tuco deserts Blondie by horseback and finally enters the nearby graveyard.

Tuco frantically searches around the graveyard for the grave of Arch Stanton. Eventually Tuco finds it, but before he can begin digging he's held at gunpoint by Blondie, who in turn is held at gunpoint by Angel Eyes, who has finally caught up to both of them. However, Blondie reveals that Arch Stanton's grave contains only a decomposing corpse.

Blondie then leads the three of them into an empty patch of land in the middle of the cemetery. He writes the name of the real grave under a stone which he places in the center.

At the conclusion of a three-way shootout, Blondie shoots Angel Eyes and Tuco finds his gun empty, having been unloaded the previous night by Blondie. Blondie then reveals that the real location of the coins is a grave marked "Unknown" right next to Arch Stanton. Tuco digs up the loot from the grave only to find himself once again staring down the barrel of Blondie's gun, who now holds a noose in his hand. After placing Tuco into the noose, fastening it to a nearby tree and making Tuco stand on the unstable wooden cross of one of the graves, Blondie takes half the coins and rides away while Tuco cries for help. In a dramatic twist, Blondie turns around to shoot the rope above Tuco's head, as he used to do in their times of partnership, freeing him one last time before riding off as Tuco screams in rage.

 

[Christopher2012]

*snip*

LOL I had a good laugh at that.

 

[frombehindyou]

some stories are best told over the phone, sugar. or skype or whatever, seattlegirl.