Tryharder62
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Tell me a joke...
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rae121452
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two queens are in the back of a taxi and one says to the other, 'i have to make a stinky.' and she lets out this little fart that goes 'poot'. the other queen says, 'that's alright, mae, so do i." and she let's out this little fart that just goes 'poot'. the cabdriver, a big burly straight guy, overhears all of this, so he thinks, 'i'll show these fucking faggots how to fart.' he releases a very loud, very long blast of gas and both queens in the back seat scream, 'oh my god, she's a virgin!'
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okay, then...how about a gay joke from the early 70's? (yes, we even had our own jokes then)
a country mouse bible belt fag goes to visit her gay cousin in san francisco. the first morning in town, the cousin takes her out to breakfast and as they're eating the country gay says, "this place seems very queer." "that's because this is a gay breakfast bar!" her cousin replies.
at lunch time, they go to a lunch wagon on the street where there are a whole slew of hunky men cruising each other and the country gay says to her cousin, "these men all seem very gay!" and her cousin replies, "that's because this is a gay lunch wagon!"
the same sort of thing happens when they go out to supper and then later when when they go out out a bar that night.
finally, at the end of the country gays first night in town, they're up on the heights looking down on the bay.
"What kind of boat is that?' the country queen asks. "oh, that's a tugboat' replies her cousin.
"and what kind of boat is that?" asks the queen, pointing. "well. that's a barge." her cousin tells her.
"then what kind of boat is that?" ask the country queen. "that's a ferry." her cousin tells her.
"oh my god, you mean we even have our own navy?" the country queen screams.
a country mouse bible belt fag goes to visit her gay cousin in san francisco. the first morning in town, the cousin takes her out to breakfast and as they're eating the country gay says, "this place seems very queer." "that's because this is a gay breakfast bar!" her cousin replies.
at lunch time, they go to a lunch wagon on the street where there are a whole slew of hunky men cruising each other and the country gay says to her cousin, "these men all seem very gay!" and her cousin replies, "that's because this is a gay lunch wagon!"
the same sort of thing happens when they go out to supper and then later when when they go out out a bar that night.
finally, at the end of the country gays first night in town, they're up on the heights looking down on the bay.
"What kind of boat is that?' the country queen asks. "oh, that's a tugboat' replies her cousin.
"and what kind of boat is that?" asks the queen, pointing. "well. that's a barge." her cousin tells her.
"then what kind of boat is that?" ask the country queen. "that's a ferry." her cousin tells her.
"oh my god, you mean we even have our own navy?" the country queen screams.
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little old lady walks into a pharmacy and is asked may i help you? she replied y y y yes i h h h hope s s s so d d d do y y y you s s s sell v v v v vib b b b brat t t ors? the pharmacist replied yes we do we have them right here do you know which one or size you'd like? she asked d d d o y y you hav v v v e the really b b b big ones? he said yes we do may i show you one? she replied n n n n no i d d d d on't wan n n nna b b b buy one...he was confused and asked ma'am? she looked at him funny and asked i j j j just wann n nn na k k k know how d d d do you t t t turn it off?
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Did you hear the one about Joe Biden?
He is running for POTUS
He is running for POTUS
