Tell Her To

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Stop It!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

There Are Still No Answers

In My Medicine Cabinet!

It's Been Like How Long!?

You Would Think I'd Get At Least One Freaking Answer....

Aww Hell, Whatever.

 

[Spinaroonie]

The answer is:

Rhematoid arthritis.

 

[Nora]

I found my life motto in my medicine cabinet.


Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Try it. See if it works for you.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

You ARE NOT My Medicine Cabinet!

Begone Stick Folk! Beeeegone!

 

[Private Vasquez]

The answer, my friend, is in the toothbrush.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

See Now?

I found my life motto in my medicine cabinet.


Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


Try it. See if it works for you.

I Knew The Fucking Thing Was Able To Hand Out Answers!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

The Toothbrush IS All Knowing,

The answer, my friend, is in the toothbrush.

But Rarely Can It Speak With That Toothpaste Slather All Over It

My Only Hope Is The Medicine Cabinet....

 

[Nora]

Yup, you just have to clear your mind of all negativity. Then focus on the question you have, close your eyes and reach in grab your life answer with both hands.

Although, if I can find it I have a story you might appreciate (stupid email joke, actually, but one of the few that's made me laugh in the past year).

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Tell It To Me!

Yup, you just have to clear your mind of all negativity. Then focus on the question you have, close your eyes and reach in grab your life answer with both hands.

Although, if I can find it I have a story you might appreciate (stupid email joke, actually, but one of the few that's made me laugh in the past year).

Perhaps If I Talk More, Or Even Read It Some Stories, Tell It Some Jokes?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hold it up to your ear without toothpast on it.

Listen for the giggle.

 

[Nora]

When you have an "I hate my life " day, I try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson & Johnson." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at Johnson & Johnson."