Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Sexydrana]

I am at an orgy tonight and definitely not home in bed with an ear infection

 

[awired50]

I am not horny this morning.

 

[BInowGay]

I'm straight as an arrow and as pure as the driven snow

 

[awired50]

I have never looked at something I ashouldn't have.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am Brianna38 come back from the dead.

 

[Cindy027]

I have zero concerns and feel as light as a feather.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ve been asked to be a penis model for porn.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have no genitals.

 

[Jodaily]

I hate warming JO lube.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I teach flying lessons on broomsticks

 

[Jodaily]

Hate riding my Catrike.

 

[Coyote100]

I would be a perfect model this morning for the Show Me a Soft Cock thread.

 

[midnightsignal]

I taste like sage and onions

 

[Tallulah82]

I taste like sage and onions

So. Many. Questions. I'm not asking any of them.

Me? I'm the soberist I've ever beens.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thankful she's sober.. stealing her stash since she doesn't need it anymore

 

[angelofthenorth]

That I am, of course, shy and retiring....and if I have already mentioned that, that's coz it's true.....honest

 

[Jodaily]

May not be Wonder Woman, but I have been mistaken for Super Man.

 

[Taegul]

My ATM pin code is 1 2 3 4. Always has been, always will be.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once went to Arkansas and spoke nothing but French the whole week I was there.

 

[Coyote100]

I lost any interest in sex when l was 95 years old.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I don’t need to work, I just sit and scroll the internet all day for no reason

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm really Martha Stewart... Snoop and I are currently eating edibles and burritos and drinking 40s

 

[Madhatter02]

I hate flying!

Same

 

[EctoJohn]

My brother and I used to have a store that sold only blue items. It was called "Blues Brothers".

 

[Coyote100]

Twenty years as an international spy was an exciting career.