Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Baztrachian]

I always wear a condom.

 

[Jodaily]

I hate chocolate.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

And I'm the .3

Well, I do like birds

 

[EctoJohn]

Last year I sold $3039 worth of socks that I made at craft fairs.

 

[Xerxes82]

My insecurities rarely get the better of me

 

[Ratchetman1982]

The call me Tic Tac because of my minty breath, not the size of my manhood

 

[Him15]

The call me Tic Tac because of my minty breath, not the size of my manhood

dammit im laughing to hard to think of anything clever now

 

[Aquelle]

I'm really good at poetry

 

[windycityman]

My writing is neat. Not!

 

[awired50]

I don't like sex.

 

[EctoJohn]

I never learned to tie my shoes.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I have zero imagination when it comes to wanting to tease

 

[Abeona1]

I really hate laying naked in bed getting admiration from handsome men that enjoy my witty repartee

 

[awired50]

I did not cum this morning.

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t watch any porn at all.

 

[awired50]

I haven't had sex.

 

[EctoJohn]

I made this thread.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’ve never gone to work panty-less nor have I gone wearing underwear but only to leave by the end of the day panty-less.

 

[awired50]

I'm not horny.

 

[EctoJohn]

My last name is a combination of the German word for elephants and the Russian word for Germany.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

My alt is @fuckmesean

ETA: oops! that should say @fuckmeimsean

 

[LostHorizon]

I am a neurosurgeon with an IQ of 160.

 

[EctoJohn]

I refuse to drive my car except when completely naked.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m not the nice girl you bring home to your family, I’m the enchantress who will turn you into an animal

 

[Aquelle]

An exhibitionist? Me? No, I'm way too shy