Teddy Da Cruzer Wanted To Ban Dildos?

Ted Cruz Knows Dildos Are Slippery Slope To Banging Your Sister
Tuesday, we told you about a disturbing trend Astrogliding its way across America, wherein otherwise pure Christian lady humans are losing their Christian salvation by playing with dildos all the time. If only somebody was willing to ride to their rescue, yank ’em out (and take the batt’ries out of their Rabbits too), so they could go to heaven and play Scattergories with Jesus for all eternity.

Mother Jones reports that Ted Cruz tried to be that dildo-yanker. When he was solicitor general in Texas, his team defended a Texas ban on the sale of dildos, how fucked up is that? And worse, they didn’t care whether you got them from one of those Amway-style dildo parties or from the dildo counter at Cracker Barrel, ALL DILDOS ARE BAD:
 
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(*yawns*)

Immigration is at record highs and it's only a matter of time before there is another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. And Cruz is wanting to ban dildos? Honestly...priorities.

Christian zealots are the reason I don't call myself a conservative anymore, just a nationalist. Let people fuck whoever and however they want to. If you burst into rage over that kind of shit you're no better than a SJW.
 
Of course it's a matter of time before another terrorist attack on US soil happens. That's just life and there is no reason at all to get worked up over it. Hell I'd rather a new batch of whiny MRA and anti PC crowds to people getting worked up about stupid shit.
 
Not to worry. If they come to take your dildo, there's always a place you can hide it.
 
Of course it's a matter of time before another terrorist attack on US soil happens. That's just life and there is no reason at all to get worked up over it.

You will sing a different tune if it happens somewhere near you, that's human nature. Look, we can debate the extent of a terrorist threat in the abstract day and night, but the truth is that while terrorists and mass migration can kill you, dildos won't.

And I don't even use sex toys on my women.

Hell I'd rather a new batch of whiny MRA and anti PC crowds to people getting worked up about stupid shit.

Nobody should have to call themselves "anti-PC" as that's just a sign you are a normal, healthy human being. Political correctness is a pathology. It would have been considered as such a long time ago by psychologists if so many of them weren't feminist women.
 
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Nobody should have to call themselves "anti-PC" as that's just a sign you are a normal, healthy human being. Political correctness is a pathology. It would have been considered as such a long time ago by psychologists if so many of them weren't feminist women.
Feminists and liberals have destroyed psychology.

Freud is turning in his grave...
 
Doubtful. Freud was cremated, his ashes mixed with those of his wife, and the urn wasn't buried. It was put on display until someone tried to steal it and dropped and broke it. So, no grave.
 
You will sing a different tune if it happens somewhere near you, that's human nature. Look, we can debate the extent of a terrorist threat in the abstract day and night, but the truth is that while terrorists and mass migration can kill you, dildos won't.

And I don't even use sex toys on my women.



Nobody should have to call themselves "anti-PC" as that's just a sign you are a normal, healthy human being. Political correctness is a pathology. It would have been considered as such a long time ago by psychologists if so many of them weren't feminist women.

Terrorists and mass migration will not kill me. They can, but I could get beaten to death with a dildo. And it has happened somewhere near me. The San Bernadino attacks? I could walk there. (I wouldn't want to mind you but I could.) I was gonna say I drive by there but since I broke up with my girl I never go that way. All my friends and work take me the opposite direction. But yeah that shit did happen near me and I sing the same song because it is the proper song to sing.

No, being Anti-PC means your scum and really need to be shamed back into your corner. But I'd still rather listen to that lot of morons over the terrorists are about to murder us morons. I mean one group are essentially twats who don't like that they can't get away with being dicks ALL the time anymore just some of the time and nobody is obligated to put up with their shit 24/7. The other are panicky animals that cost us trillions on stupid wars.
 
but I could get beaten to death with a dildo.

That would be a pretty humiliating way to die.

No, being Anti-PC means your scum and really need to be shamed back into your corner. But I'd still rather listen to that lot of morons over the terrorists are about to murder us morons. I mean one group are essentially twats who don't like that they can't get away with being dicks ALL the time anymore just some of the time and nobody is obligated to put up with their shit 24/7. The other are panicky animals that cost us trillions on stupid wars.

Nope. Being anti-PC just means that you have the ability to assess and dissect your own emotions. I have not met a single person capable of doing that who supports PC. Ever.

"Political correctness" is at best an misguided attempt to police our behaviour so nobody's feelings get hurt. But this is still a repressive and un-American idea. We have a huge mental health problem on our hands in New Zealand because psychologists won't touch it, and I'm not joking here. A not insignificant number of people are so mentally unstable that they feel trauma looking at "Trump 2016" here, too. If there were no political connotations involved, I am sure you would agree with me that such people are unwell and need help.

The real problem with PC, though, is that its aim isn't to keep people "safe" but to make any conflicting political views socially unacceptable to voice. The left uses social shaming and intimidation to control discourse. If you object, you are called a racist, sexist or some other -ist, which is akin to branding someone for heresy. So PC is a very effective weapon, psychologically, and it is dangerous because it stops us from dealing with external threats like terrorism and immigration.
 
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Terrorists and mass migration will not kill me. They can, but I could get beaten to death with a dildo. And it has happened somewhere near me. The San Bernadino attacks? I could walk there. (I wouldn't want to mind you but I could.) I was gonna say I drive by there but since I broke up with my girl I never go that way. All my friends and work take me the opposite direction. But yeah that shit did happen near me and I sing the same song because it is the proper song to sing.

People like you want me to believe I should somehow feel ashamed and guilty about a whole lot of shit just for being born a white male. Does that not sound pretty irrational? It is also highly manipulative to tell a group of young, kind impressionable people their identity is morally evil. Yet this happens on college campuses every day and is one of the main reasons the West in general is going to shit. Most girls my age fucking hate themselves, their families, their culture and their race, but thanks to geography we unlike you will not be so easily fucked with, literally and figuratively. Those Bernie Sanders freaks better have the lube ready, as a few lustful amigos are looking forward to some virgin white ass.
 
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People like you want me to believe I should somehow feel ashamed and guilty about a whole lot of shit just for being born a white male. Does that not sound pretty irrational? Telling a group of young, kind impressionable people their identity is morally evil is also manipulative and self-serving. It happens on college campuses every day and is one of the main reasons America is going to shit. Most girls my age fucking hate themselves, their families, their culture and their race, but thanks to geography we unlike you will not be so easily fucked with, literally and figuratively. Those Bernie Sanders freaks better have the lube ready, as a few lustful amigos are looking forward to some virgin white ass.

I think you have the wrong thread here. Unless you are a dildo lover or hater. You should be down in the Trump thread explaining why Trump has such great ideas and can not be stopped by the sleazy Rethuglican leadership.

Thanks to geography we only have to read your complaints if we chose too.
 
Some people use dildos.
Some people hate dildos.
Some people ARE dildos.
All are represented here.

As for PC -- it means being respectful and civilized, not an asshole. Being PC means you don't get your butt kicked because you're an asshole. Being anti-PC means you want the freedom to call someone a nigger or spick without being justifiably stomped in return.

BTW the origin of PC dates to ca.1970 with San Francisco Bay Area liberals laughing at Maoists and Leninists. Reactionaries hijacked the term because they're assholes.
 
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Some people use dildos.
Some people hate dildos.
Some people ARE dildos.
All are represented here.

As for PC -- it means being respectful and civilized, not an asshole. Being PC means you don't get your butt kicked because you're an asshole. Being anti-PC means you want the freedom to call someone a nigger or spick without being justifiably stomped in return.

BTW the origin of PC dates to ca.1970 with San Francisco Bay Area liberals laughing at Maoists and Leninists. Reactionaries hijacked the term because they're assholes.
And by the way, we decide what speech we deem to be offensive. You lefties always seem to leave that part out.
 
Question?

Who is Left and or Right on the Dildo question?

Perhaps we should ask Hillary how she feels about dildos? :D Should they be elected?
 
*Nevermind* Not enough coffee yet today, I think.
 
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Doubtful. Freud was cremated, his ashes mixed with those of his wife, and the urn wasn't buried. So, no grave.
Expression.

But this is still a repressive and un-American idea
It is an invention of communism.

Being anti-PC means you want the freedom to call someone a nigger or spick without being justifiably stomped in return.
So you say that someone has the right to use physical violence when called a name? You are what's wrong with America.

Do you support a straight white man beating the shit out of a women, gay, tranny, black or some other person in a minority when they feel insulted?

If a black person calls me a name, do I have the right to bash out their brains on the pavement?
 
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