Teddy Bears (joke)

[Blackbich]

One way to get your point across.

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so expansive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

 

[cymbidia]

~snickering wildly~
I think i need a room full of teddy bears...

Good one.

 

[Always]

YES!!!! *laughing her ass off* that is great!!! parfait!!!

siri-love gets a biiiig teddy bear right off the top shelf *smirk*

 

[JenJ]

oh man gasping for breath laughing so much That would be so great to see his face after that lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

I still wouldn't mind being JenJ's teddy bear!!!

 

[Vivid Blossom]

Rofl

Really good one - thanks hon hugggggggs

 

[willywanker]

If its like the carnival, I wonder how many nights and small bears it takes to trade up to the big bear?

 

[JenJ]

I still wouldn't mind being JenJ's teddy bear!!!

Everybody wants to be that bear ShyGuy

 

[ShyGuy68]

Yeah I know JenJ! I just wish I could be a bit more original!!

 

[CRaZy]

Your teddy bear will always respect you in the morning...

At least he got a bear. Could have been worse - could have got the consolation keyring or the plastic skeleton you hang from the mirror in your car.

 

[cymbidia]

If its like the carnival, I wonder how many nights and small bears it takes to trade up to the big bear?

You make me laugh out loud!

 

[Bluenose]

LOL that is good.

Now does some one want some small bears I collected

 

[Vivid Blossom]

LOL that is good.

Now does some one want some small bears I collected

Now bluenose I am sure all of your bears are big ones. huggggggggs

 

[roosterboy]

Hey, i liked the bear.

She was very sweet about it and i still have the bear to this day.


-- Rooster

 

[batter]

ring the bell. three tries for a quarter!

roflmao

i sent that one out to my friends. i know a few women who have bears in the bedrooms.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!...THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!

OH SNAP!! That's not right... that's not right. It is hilarious though. I must say that I'm with Willy Wanker , and Cimbidia on this one. " If it's like the carnival, I wonder how many nights and small bears it takes to trade up to the big bear?"

If the carnival theory is right, then the only one getting the prize is a ten year old kid named Tony, whose uncle is Vinny, and is the carnival owner.

 

[Valdimer]

*Jaw drops, gasping*, thats not right! Bad joke! Bad joke!

jk, you know I love ya blackbich!