Technical Problems

[Sulk]

You Know You're Technically F**ked When...

In every area of sex/love/romance/quick feel ups in the copy room, there are technical aspects that follow the old adage; if it can go wrong, it will go wrong.

It can range from those little things like, "Your engagement ring is snagging in my pubes!" (I made it up to her), or, "Aim HIGHER!", to the downright disasterous.

So....'fess up or make it up....Who are we to know?

 

[Sulk]

Ykytfw....

Oh, Playgrounders!
Gird your loins, fire your imaginations....throttle your pride...

Would it be easier with an acronym?

You Know You're Technically Fucked When...

 

[Cathleen]

I'm not sure this was a technical problem but....

I had a Christmas Tree Decorating party a few years back. Each of my guests brought an ornament for the tree. I hung one in the front from a friend... and one that the guy I was seeing was hung on the side (he says, I still contend it was more front then side). Anyway he got his nickers in a snit so I got up to move it...

He came up behind me, wrapped his arms around me ....yadda, yadda, yadda...we're on the floor and the next thing I knew the Christmas tree was was falling on us! The ornaments were spread near and far and when we got up to right the tree there were only a few ornaments still on the tree.... the one I had placed in the front from that 'other friend' was still in place! He was ticked - honestly I thought he was kidding about it all but he wasn't. We broke up shortly after the new year!

 

[Stryderthorongil]

I'm not sure this was a technical problem but....

I had a Christmas Tree Decorating party a few years back. Each of my guests brought an ornament for the tree. I hung one in the front from a friend... and one that the guy I was seeing was hung on the side (he says, I still contend it was more front then side). Anyway he got his nickers in a snit so I got up to move it...

He came up behind me, wrapped his arms around me ....yadda, yadda, yadda...we're on the floor and the next thing I knew the Christmas tree was was falling on us! The ornaments were spread near and far and when we got up to right the tree there were only a few ornaments still on the tree.... the one I had placed in the front from that 'other friend' was still in place! He was ticked - honestly I thought he was kidding about it all but he wasn't. We broke up shortly after the new year!

Love the Christmas story . To bad the guy was so insecure. What is it with all the insecurity in the world. Sometimes just want to tell everyone to chill. {{{Cate}}}

 

[LustfulOne50]

OOO technically screwed is the word....LOL

I got a call to check a computer for a friend..When I got there I took one look at the screen and knew right then he had screwed the pooch. He that 4 trogans going at the same time and a secuity internet security company tring to sell him some crap to protect him. It was already to darn late in the game for that,I even put a trogan killer on but the trogans had done there damage. I begin my soapbox speach to him about upgrades for XP Pro was he dowmloading or Nortons was he staying up with them...and I got my typical answer as I get most of the time..NO I don't have time..or am I suppose to downloads stuff what if..so I had mess on my hand..a bulb turn on in my head..he was still under warrenty..and off to Comp-USA( who can't fixs shit). I knew in my heart of hearts what needed to happen but I had to bite my tongue. well he got his back from them a week later and the poor thing ran like molasses in winter. I was pissed, leave it to Comp U screwed to mess it up more...I told him what to be done and he took it back them and have them format the harddrive and reinstall the the programs it came with...they did now he has learned his lesson well....today is not like many a yesterdays there way to many trogans and viruses out there. sure you keep up with the downloads...Tech support is not cheap..unless it a friend or family..LOL
Any tech can tell you some good horror story...LOL

Have a good one all......thanks for the thread...nice to see it

 

[Sulk]

OOO technically screwed is the word....LOL

I got a call to check a computer for a friend..When I got there I took one look at the screen and knew right then he had screwed the pooch. He that 4 trogans going at the same time and a secuity internet security company tring to sell him some crap to protect him. It was already to darn late in the game for that,I even put a trogan killer on but the trogans had done there damage. I begin my soapbox speach to him about upgrades for XP Pro was he dowmloading or Nortons was he staying up with them...and I got my typical answer as I get most of the time..NO I don't have time..or am I suppose to downloads stuff what if..so I had mess on my hand..a bulb turn on in my head..he was still under warrenty..and off to Comp-USA( who can't fixs shit). I knew in my heart of hearts what needed to happen but I had to bite my tongue. well he got his back from them a week later and the poor thing ran like molasses in winter. I was pissed, leave it to Comp U screwed to mess it up more...I told him what to be done and he took it back them and have them format the harddrive and reinstall the the programs it came with...they did now he has learned his lesson well....today is not like many a yesterdays there way to many trogans and viruses out there. sure you keep up with the downloads...Tech support is not cheap..unless it a friend or family..LOL
Any tech can tell you some good horror story...LOL

Have a good one all......thanks for the thread...nice to see it

LMAO!!!!.....Truly....horrific, LustfulOne!!!

 

[Sulk]

I'm not sure this was a technical problem but....

I had a Christmas Tree Decorating party a few years back. Each of my guests brought an ornament for the tree. I hung one in the front from a friend... and one that the guy I was seeing was hung on the side (he says, I still contend it was more front then side). Anyway he got his nickers in a snit so I got up to move it...

He came up behind me, wrapped his arms around me ....yadda, yadda, yadda...we're on the floor and the next thing I knew the Christmas tree was was falling on us! The ornaments were spread near and far and when we got up to right the tree there were only a few ornaments still on the tree.... the one I had placed in the front from that 'other friend' was still in place! He was ticked - honestly I thought he was kidding about it all but he wasn't. We broke up shortly after the new year!

OMG!
This Lady more than knows what I'm talking about!