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Teaser - Coming Soon

A place to advertise your next story.
And to build up a hype...
 
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Cruising in the Fourth Dimension

Once upon a time, great men were not satisfied with only having a single woman by their side. I am a great man. I might not be a king or a filantropist, but my thoughts are great. I therefore believed that i should no longer be satisfied with having a single girlfriend. This revealed a minor problem: where could I find a few dusin women who whould give up what they had learned about womens lib to become part of a harem? And no, I would not think of buying a container full of used whores from either Moscow, Bangkok or Sao Paulo. I would gladly take a little color in my life, but I just can´t get turned on when they are blue around their wrists, red in their eyes and white under their noses. A terribly sham since that would have been a lot cheaper than what I had in mind...

First part out before Christmas.
 
While it does seem genuine, it's certainly a bit odd.

Most people would take some time to get to know the community they post in before making it all about themselves. This one apparently not so much.
 
I don't know what "comming" is ... but I think it's kinda like "writting."

:confused:
 
TxRad said:
Sorry JJ but I don't think so. I think the thread is just what it says it is. Although from the second post an editor is definitely going to be needed. Also spell checking and other assorted sundry.
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Sorry about any bad grammar or spelling, but apart from being very new, english isn't my first language.

E.A.
 
EagerlyAwaited said:
Sorry about any bad grammar or spelling, but apart from being very new, english isn't my first language.

E.A.
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I don't understand what being new has to do with that.
 
EagerlyAwaited said:
Sorry about any bad grammar or spelling, but apart from being very new, english isn't my first language.

E.A.
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No problem really. You should see my spelling and grammar, and English is my first language. My only language actually. :eek:

Oh, and welcome to the AH. Don't take our comments to seriously. We do have a tendency to be a little skeptical of odd things popping in ever so often. Especially where virgins are concerned. Aren't those things mythical by the way?
 
Actually, the idea isn't a bad one. Sure, Eager could have introduce him/herself in more traditional fashion, but hey, they're here now.

Welcome to the AH, Eager.
 
I'm just jealous - I have several not finished projects that I hope will be coming soon, but I aint holding my breath!

Welcome aboard Eager.
 
I always enjoy a big entrance.

Actually the first parts are allready written and the general plot has been laid out, so I am confident that you will see what I am worth this year. It all comes down to translating the story from danish.

If you can understand danish, you should be able to read it within days.

Many thanks
E.A.
 
EagerlyAwaited said:
A place to advertise your next story.
And to build up a hype...
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I have a new story soon to be submitted myself. I'm hoping it will fly off the shelves and be a Literotica bestseller. But since it will be in the humor/satire category, who knows. :)

Welcome to the AH EA!

BTW, there are similar threads on the Story Feedback Forum, though the teaser aspect is fun.
 
jomar said:
I have a new story soon to be submitted myself. I'm hoping it will fly off the shelves and be a Literotica bestseller. But since it will be in the humor/satire category, who knows. :)
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Psst! Hey, Jomar . . . you know it can't really be a "besteller," right? ;)
 
EagerlyAwaited said:
I always enjoy a big entrance.

Actually the first parts are allready written and the general plot has been laid out, so I am confident that you will see what I am worth this year. It all comes down to translating the story from danish.

If you can understand danish, you should be able to read it within days.

Many thanks
E.A.
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I used to be able to count to 20 in Danish, but I doubt that'd help much, even if I could remember.
 
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Jenny_Jackson said:
He's been her over an hour. Can we kill him now? :D
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No, first we must give him a good spanking, and then there's the oral sex . . . :p

Then we can kill 'im.
 
slyc_willie said:
Psst! Hey, Jomar . . . you know it can't really be a "besteller," right? ;)
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What! :eek:

But all those 'views.' Aren't those sales? I've been waiting and wondering why I haven't received a check yet. :confused:






;)
 
Mmmmmm...danish.

Whattyamean you're out?

Gimme two Bavarian Creme donuts then.

And a jumbo coffee--double cream--two sugars.

Welcum to the AH, EA. :D
 
jomar said:
What! :eek:

But all those 'views.' Aren't those sales? I've been waiting and wondering why I haven't received a check yet. :confused:






;)
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Ya know, if I got only a quarter for each view on all my stories, I'd have royalty checks amounting to over $100,000 by now.

And to think I actually work for a living . . . :p
 
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