Team Slut

[ktrouble22]

There was big news in Texas (and the USA) today about Baylor University - the biggest Baptist university (anywhere?) and the dismissal of top personnel due to the school's indifference to campus sexual assault, especially among the football team.

So, I thought best solution for horny footballers, and staff, was to hire a team slut (or two). This was inspired by a wonderful series I just read "Diary of a Secretary/Slut" by sex4every1 (tks). Perhaps he (or she) could be a nice person and write "Team Slut" (I'm kinda lazy, and not the best writer).

 

[Hypoxia]

I recall a similar proposal here awhile ago. I don't recall if the story was ever written.

Of course only one or two sluts would be insufficient for an entire USA college handegg team. (Football: a round ball is kicked by foot. Handegg: an egg-shaped inflatable is thrown by hand.) A Bible school like Baylor or Anal Roberts solves the horny athlete dilemma by forming a group of temple prostitutes for the male players. In a Title IX world, women's teams get the same perqs as men's teams. Cue the sacred studs.

On a secular campus the Greeks organize to service teams. Various sororities support the men's basketball, baseball, handegg, swimming, and other teams. Specific frats service women's field hockey, aquatic, track, and other teams. And don't forget the chess team.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

WOuldn't the field hockey team be better serviced by a sorority?