Team Names You Will Never Hear

[Ambrosious]

Like: The Jacksonville Jack Offs, The Tampa Bay Tampons, The Detroit Douches. Got any others?

 

[R Nitelight]

The New York Paupers.

 

[Expertise]

Barstowe Barstools, Boston "Bas-tahds", New Orleans Neuters, Peoria Peons, Las Vegas Lobotomys, Miami Myasma, ....ad nauseum

 

[Ambrosious]

Is that the Austin Ad Nauseums?

 

[Purple Haze]

The Philadelphia Foreskins
The St. Louis Stiffies
The Cleveland Clitfinders
The New York Nuts
The Miami Menstruators

Okay, I'll stop now.

 

[Ambrosious]

The Baltimore Butt Fuckers
The Philadelphia Faggots
San Francisco Sissies
The Atlanta Ass Wipes
The Washington Woodies
The Cleveland Cleft Palates

 

[Purple Haze]

Cleveland Cleft Palates?

 

[WriterDom]

You wont see the the New Orleans Negroes, but the Washington Redskins is socially acceptable. Why is that?

 

[Silverlily]

The Carolina Cocksuckers
The New England Nincompoops
The Dallas Dildos
The Denver Diaphragms

 

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