falstaffinjeggings
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Would anyone like to teach a 40 year old male how to talk erotically? I'm on Kik as fjegg. Or message me here.
Teach me
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IhateClowns
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Women like it when you get straight to the point. Tell her how you want to fist her to the point you can hear her moan echoing off of her cervix.
GiggLeGasm
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Once you've set the stage, the talk may come more naturally.
Considering your extensive education in the language arts, perhaps it might help if you read a bit of erotica and see what feels natural to you. Fisting, for example, may seem commonplace and ordinary to some people; but others prefer activities such as licking shoes or wearing fluffy lingerie. (You can ask IHateClowns for pictures if this appeals to you)
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And don't forget to temper it with awful spelling and grammar.
Dammit Clowns! Stop giving away your secrets, get back to your single~mingle thread and flirt with me.
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And don't forget to temper it with awful spelling and grammar.
Dammit Clowns! Stop giving away your secrets, get back to your single~mingle thread and flirt with me.
The spelling and grammar thing is just a myth. I think women just want to be told what to do in order to get men off.
Not sure why any man would actively worry about trying to get a woman off. She can get herself off better than I ever could.
Trekka
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Stop it. Your sense of humor alone can make a woman cum.
*Edit: I forgot- bad spelling can be a sign of massive hands attempting to type on tiny screen.
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That's him flirting with you, Trekka!
Trekka
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That's him flirting with you, Trekka!
Shhh I'm playing dumb-blonde! It's part of my shtick.
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Ahhhhhhhh... I'll stop cock blocking. Just don't offer to lick his butthole while wearing a clown nose. It brings back bad birthday party memories.
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I don't flirt. I don't know how to flirt. I just shove my cock in your cameras face and pray you think you're looking at a snail wearing a helmet.
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I asked you not to share any of my cock pics.
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I want pubey taint shots, personally.
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ZZ Top ain't got nothing on my taint.
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This is as far from sexy to me. I'd kick her out of my bed and eat her crackers.
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