Teach Me To Talk Dirty...

[JustLurking]

I know this probably seems so simple to most of you that you may wonder what I'm doing here.... but seriously... I need some pointers. I've been in a relationship with the same man for well over 10 years and our sex has never, ever been verbal. In fact I've (we've) always both been very reserved. Now, I find myself in the middle of the most fantastic sexual relationship. One that allows me to be the person I've always wanted to be without worrying about what my partner might think... he's never known me any other way.

He, contrary to what I'm used to, is very verbal, I love the things he says to me, and whispers to me. The problem is I find myself at a loss for words and find that I draw a total blank. I can't think of anything to say except to repeat things back that have been said to me, which, let's face it... must not be too much fun to hear. So... here I am... asking for pointers... what is it that you men out there like to hear? And what is it that you ladies out there have said that you know has really gotten him going?

Thank you, thank you!

 

[Xero]

Your enthusiasm is commendable.

I don't know how much help I'll be, but here goes.

Be honest. Tell him what you want him to do to you, and tell him how much you love how he's servicing you. If he's going down on you and you're really diggin' on it, let a moan out and say, "I fucking love how you lick my pussy. Make me cum all over your face..." something like that.

Trust me, he'll be all the more eager.

When you want to get him going. Walk up behind him, spread the fingers of one hand over his chest, and slowly slide your other hand down over his crotch, apply a little bit of pressure with the ball of your palm, then slowly close your fingers over his package. Lean in and whisper deeply "I'd love to have that fantastic cock in my mouth, I'd want to lick that swollen head until you feed me your cum"

Tell him you love how he's fucking you. Tell him how you'd love him to fuck you. Surprise him one good time, come home and throw him down and tell him you're gonna fuck his brains out. You'd be surprised how fast that works.

Just tell him exactly what you want, let him know what you want to do to him, but say it dirty .

I don't know how much help that is. I'm a youngin' still, but I hope that'll get you started on the right foot

[/$0.02]

 

[Phil333]

"I want you inside me right now" - my gf says that and I love it.
"God this is so amazing"

I agree say what you want to do, say what you want him to do. I thought Xero had some really good suggestions.

 

[nawtyleanni]

Give it to me! Fuck me like a whore! (or bitch...especially if I'm getting it doggie style).

 

[MR.GGG]

snort...droool

I've often laugher at the sound track to most porn movies... all the same...
Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OOOOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OO OOO OOOO OOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAA, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OGODDD!!,
(MEANWHILE zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, (no wonder HE doesn't bother listening to us anymore) Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, I'm cummmmiiiiiiing!!!Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, etc etc etc (zzzzzzzzzz)

What I've always found super sexy is discussions OUTside the bedroom. At dinner ferinstance, if you were to bring up a particular ACT or time you made love and it was GOOOD (ref:Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,etc). Tell him how much it turned you on. Build the anticipation. When you are back at it (Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod phase) tell him EXACTLY what it is that feels good or turns you on - providing you can speak of course.

Warning - if you've never been "into it" before he'll probably figure you're faking it if all of a sudden you start kicking and screaming obscenities in his ear. Most guys, I think, would be turned OFF if their g/f/wife/SO started sounding like some porn queen. Guys don't want their SO to sound like some "girl" whose had more pricks in her than gramma's pin cushion! Build up... you say you're mind goes blank... try describing to his ear what it is you're doing, what he's doing to you as if you were telling a g/f or even like you were writting a doity book. Tell him what it FEEEELS like when he slides into you for the first time, tell him what his tongue FEEELs like when it's playing paddywhack with your clit, describe to him how slutty or aroused to feel when he's pummeling you from behind and you're holding onto the sheets and trying to catch your breath between impacts of his hips on your ass, tell him (after) what his cock feels like in your mouth just at the moment it starts to spasm, tell him the sensation you get when he jabs your GSpot and you feel another orgasm building...


Enjoy

 

[Xero]

*points up*

Like I said, I'm just a younglin' still. Little experience, really.

You always seem to give excellent advice Mr. GGG.

I like his ideas better than mine, heh

 

[MR.GGG]

Deep bow

Thank you very much. Turns me on to think some of my advice is causing a few more (trillion) nerve endings to be firing every night. My only problem, it seems, is my sarcasm AND I get on a rant evry onc ina whil whan itt kum too
peeple what learned to reed an rite wid hole langujes kums intwo an chatt rhume an theys git pissed whan noones unerstan whot they saeng or aksing an itz are folt


People who's 1st language is NOT English don't count and you can usually
tell the difference anyway. It's the folk who BELIEVED their dolt teachers ( don't get me started) when they were told that actually LEARNING proper spelling and grammer was a waste of time. Now they are barely capable of communicating and, worse, they seem incapable of realizing this. rant rant rant

OK, sorry about that. Where was I? Oh ya... Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAA, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, AAAAAAAAAAAAOgod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, AAAAAAAAAAAAOgod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAAOgod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAAOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, !Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OgodOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, I'm cummmmiiiiiiing!!!Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod

 

[Tallfella]

Tell him what you are feeling or what yuo want him to do whisper it to him. Practice using dirty talk to yourself when you masturbate, and then it'll come easier. if you dont masturbate then start it helps .

 

[Rupali]

suggestion

I don't know if you'll find this helpful but I read a book called Exhibitionism for the Shy which I thought was pretty good. It has a section on talking dirty. You should check it out.

 

[JustLurking]

Thanks!

Geez... ask and you shall receive! Thanks so much - All of You. I especially like the idea of practicing on myself when I masturbate... at least I'll get used to the sound of my own voice and perhaps it won't feel so awkward, or sound staged.

As for you Mr. GGG... you are an absolute riot! I don't think I've ever read a post that made me laugh as hard as you have made me laugh... your advice was great and I just want to make sure that I have it right....

Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OOOOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OO OOO OOOO OOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAA, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OGODDDDD....

oh shit, I messed up... let me try again....

Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OOOOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,OO OOO OOOO OOOOOgod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,AAAAAAAAAAAA, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod, Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, Ogod,Ogod, OGODDD!!

There! I think that was better...


Thanks again you guys... I'll let you know if it pays off in the end.

 

[Guest]

Mr. GGG, where you listening outside my window last night? ogod, ogod, ogod . . .

Mr. G's advice is very good; however, I do believe there are lots of guys out there that get turned on when their normally sweet, proper s.o. becomes a total slut in heat in the bedroom, obscenties and all. If that's not your style, though, don't force it.

If you and your partner have gotten to the point that you can share fantasies, use his fantasies to excite him. Even if it's something you would never do in real life, tease him with it, excite his mind with it, before, during & after sex.

Lust . . . ain't it great?

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Start simple

just start adding little bits her and there. Try this next time your lover is doing something to you that you like say "Yes" when you exhale or "MMMMM" Or "more" or "OH" or Harder or faster. Just try adding one word and see what happens. And definetly try this while masturbating it is good practice.

Holden