Tea and Cookies

[notalwaysweak]

I was chatting to two friends today, one in California and one in Canada. The one in Canada has a tendency to comment on what she's doing IRL. A fair bit of what we do online together is write smutty roleplaying threads, and she keeps on mentioning that she's drinking tea while she's doing it. Which inevitably led to this conversation today:

Canada (4:52:11 PM): I drink massive amounts of tea during sex logs too btw
Cali (4:52:42 PM): XD
Sugar (4:52:42 PM): I'm starting to wonder if drinking tea is an euphemism
Sugar (4:52:47 PM):
Cali (4:52:49 PM): LOL
Canada (4:52:56 PM): ahaha
Canada (4:53:12 PM): it'd be funnier if you guys could actually see me sitting here drinking it
Sugar (4:53:13 PM): but then I hang out at the BDSM cafe on Literotica and 'cookie' is often used as an euphemism for 'orgasm', so.
Cali (4:53:13 PM): Tea = Masturbation
Cali (4:53:15 PM): I like it
Sugar (4:53:22 PM): Masteabation.

Just thought I'd share

 

[graceanne]

Works for me!

 

[FungiUg]

In that case I'm sooo not sharing any more cookies with gracie!

 

[notalwaysweak]

Awww.

*shares cookies with gracie always*

 

[YourCaptor]

Me and the guy friends have many code words like this. For example, smart = big breasts, as in "dude this girls fuckin smart".

I'll probably have some tea sunday morning.

And I just remembered, somewhere on TV today I heard, "stoners aren't too reliable, except for cookies, they always have rally good cookies."

 

[graceanne]

Did you see my new sig?

Primalex found it for me. lol

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Did you see my new sig?

Primalex found it for me. lol

See, that's why I never *quite* iggy qp. Every once in a while, he comes up with something worthwhile.

And yeah, naps are good. Cookies followed by naps are even better. Unfortunately, she's usually at work when I decide on a nap.

But yeah, that is a great sig line for you. Too bad she didn't say cookies and *tea.*

 

[graceanne]

See, that's why I never *quite* iggy qp. Every once in a while, he comes up with something worthwhile.

Yeah, pretty much.

And yeah, naps are good. Cookies followed by naps are even better. Unfortunately, she's usually at work when I decide on a nap.

Yup. Me, too. Except for the 'she' part.

But yeah, that is a great sig line for you. Too bad she didn't say cookies and *tea.*

Or *tea* and *cookies*.

 

[brioche]

Did you see my new sig?

Primalex found it for me. lol

I have it quoted as Robert Fulghum, not Barbara Jordan. It's from All I really need to know I learned in Kindergarten. I have the poster version up on my wall. Right beside the Gashlycrumb Tinies and the dogs playing poker, and down from Xena and the fake shakram.

You know, that wall is actually pretty revealing. I never noticed that before.


Man, I'm going to miss teaching the anklebiters. Stupid back.

 

[graceanne]

sooo.... why do you call primalex qp?

Cause he signs everything as ~qp~.

 

[graceanne]

huh...

like cupie?

I wonder why.

Not that much though. I doubt I'll remember in three minutes.

*shrugs*

Dunno.

 

[graceanne]

cookie?

But of course!

 

[FungiUg]

Cause he signs everything as ~qp~.

... I could understand ~qx~, since q is primal (er, from memory) in mathematics.

 

[notalwaysweak]

Did you see my new sig?

Primalex found it for me. lol

That's fantastic.

 

[graceanne]

That's fantastic.

Thank you.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

sooo.... why do you call primalex qp?

Because he signs everything that way, and, if I remember correctly, he said something about it showing the duality of his nature (the p reversed becomes a q, blah blah). However, I think the real reason is he has trouble remembering how to spell Primalex sometimes.

Hmmm... does the ~qp~ sometimes remind you of ~smiles~?

 

[BiBunny]

Because he signs everything that way, and, if I remember correctly, he said something about it showing the duality of his nature (the p reversed becomes a q, blah blah). However, I think the real reason is he has trouble remembering how to spell Primalex sometimes.

Hmmm... does the ~qp~ sometimes remind you of ~smiles~?

Oh, hell, no. At least qp is a.) amusing and b.) usually relevant.

 

[graceanne]

Because he signs everything that way, and, if I remember correctly, he said something about it showing the duality of his nature (the p reversed becomes a q, blah blah). However, I think the real reason is he has trouble remembering how to spell Primalex sometimes.

Hmmm... does the ~qp~ sometimes remind you of ~smiles~?

Yes, I realized that when I was typing it. But that's the only thing that reminds me of ~he who's name must not be spoken~. Otherwise, while qp can be an asshole, he relevant and sane.

Plus he got me my cool new sig.

 

[graceanne]

or perhaps I'm experiencing trauma induced memory loss

Lucky.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

... pictures of "tea," and "cookies" might be just as amusing

At least damned entertaining

 

[graceanne]

At least damned entertaining

Perverts!

 

[graceanne]

Saw this. Thought of this thread.

 

[FungiUg]

New AV for you, Gracie?

 

[graceanne]

New AV for you, Gracie?

I should. LOL

 

[notalwaysweak]

That picture's awesome and I agree, it'd make a great new avvy.