Taxicab Confessions

[Guest]

The "true confessions" lately are incredibly entertaining. I don't see how irontoto can be bored, other than by himself. I mean, you got Whore confessing to be a whore, Rachel and Crystal pulling up their dresses and pulling out their dicks and slut_boy confessing he has been wearing the little white cotton panties the girls have been sending him. And Lasher, didn't he fess up that "she" had cybersex with the President and Silly Billy got his dick stuck in the serial port? "Hillary, Hillary! How do you turn this sucking computer off?"

I drive a cab but nobody ever confesses anything to me like they do on that HBO show. Incidentally, as far as picking out the he/she types, this one "girl" on that HBO show, young, Hispanic, early twenties or late teens - I simply had no idea whe was going to confess to being a transvestite. She was wearing a tight tank top and sure looked like a girlie to me. Very pretty. I wish I looked like her is what I was thinking until "she" said "I have a dick!"

So people now is your chance. Please confess some dirty little secret to me. I won't tell! And you will feel much better after spilling your guts. Preferably a sexually related secret, but whatever. If you killed your mama I'd like to hear about that also. Give a girl, 'er I mean a guy, a break here and confess, pretty please? I'm studying to be a priest and I need the practice. Incidentally, I am the "father" of Jodie Foster's child despite what that Seal6 said in his story on the subject. Sprinkle, sprinkle.

My taxi is a yellow Harley so you can get right up on behind me and whisper your secret right in my ear while you squeeze my boobs, 'er, I mean shift my dick. You no believe? I have a pic of me and my taxi I would post right here on this thread if only I knew how.

Hoping to hear some real good shit,
Taxi Driver

 

[Deborah]

I usually don't confess unless I have an ulterior motive in doing so, but here is a little one ...

This is mostly for Whore. I wrote a rich happy hooker story entitled "Angela's Portfolio Pt. I" under a phony name, Angela Ashe. I'm working on a second part of that, in addition to several others, including an erotic novel.

I don't think I make a very convincing call girl, actually. Hell, I even pay guys when I'm really in the mood. So Whore, if you would like to collaborate with me on this series, I think it would really be fun! Oh yeah, and we could charge these dipshit dudes like Lasher (hey, mawn, you called me stupid) $1M an hour.

Anyway, so if you are interested, Whore, let me know. You can set up an anonymous e-mail on Literotica Mail or whatever if you don't want to reveal your other identity.

 

[Guest]

(Walking up behind Taxi Driver and climbing up on his hog (I mean the bike!), being careful not to upturn my skirt.)
(As Taxi Driver peels out and flies on the city's afternoon streets...)


My confession is I'm not wearing any panties.

~giggle~ Hey, Taxi Driver! Why are you driving faster?!


(Trying to keep my skirt from flying up!)

 

[Whore]

Deborah, I'd love to. I remember reading your story in the new section when it first came out. I wanted to be familiar with it, so I just read it again. Didn't want to make any "whoopsie poopsies" or whatever the hell they are called. (Who the fuck talks like that anyway? Jesus...) I enjoyed it thoroughly and yes, you did make a convincing call girl. All the bullshit "shmooooozing" and manipulative ego stroking to get your way that goes along with it...fantastic. It was accurate in a lot of ways, except I failed to get the impression that "Angela Ass/Ashe" was gritting her teeth and staring at the clock the whole time.

(O.k., maybe at 2 in the morning after a long day, I am not as funny as I'd like to be. I really do have a SOH about this.) I have registered the name Whore with the mail at Lit, so I do have a private address now. I guess I am just too cynical right now towards a lot of my experiences to be able to turn them into something erotic like that. I can discuss them matter-of-factly and laugh, but that's about it. I fairly fresh out of that life, so I need to give myself some time. I can provide scenarios, characters and details and you can go into it with a wholesome, "never been there IRL position" that I like so much. I think we would work well together. I like your writing style. I have something for you to read as well. I'll give you the details when we finally get together. It will probably never be posted here, but worth a read none the less. Email anytime.

Whore

 

[Deborah]

Well, Whore, this just sounds like too much fun! Really. "I'd love to" with you also. Sounds like we are propositioning one another. Who pays who? LOL! First, we need to change your name to something more erotic like Fonda Peters or the like. I have collaborated with others on occasion and I find it much more "stimulating" than "doing it" by my lonesome.

You seem very bright and witty AND experienced despite the "Virgin" tag somebody put on you. But of course, we have someone here with a "Madam" tag who gave herself that moniker only after I named her Adolfa. It was a whip thing.

Incidentally, I was inspired to write "Angela's Porfolio" in part by something Madam and I were privately discussing, the fact that I was pissed off at the IRS and my tax man told me he did the returns for two call girls. Whore, did you file an income tax return on your earnings in your other life? Just curious. If I ask any questions you don't want to answer, just plead the 5th. Anyway, if you get in any trouble I'm sure that lawyer dude slut_boy will defend you for free, the way he drooled on you over on that other thread where you first fessed up. "I am proud of you" he says? He recently called me "a warped and twisted little girl." As if!!! Wait until you see how I get even with him.

Oh, BTW, before I forget, I want to wish a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! to Lasher and Weird Harold, number one and number two on my shit list. Slut_boy is only third. Whore, one story I'd like to write with you is how we kill off The Three Stooges, and guess who they are. I suppose we'll have to bleep them to death. Oh, well! The world will be a better place.

Whore, OK so I'm blond, but I don't see your e-mail address anywhere. You either have to hit me with a message first or post your e-mail address, put it in your profile or whatever.

 

[Slut_boy]

ROTFLMAO @ Deb.

 

[Whore]

Deb, I sent an email to hotmail for you, but for the record, my address is Whore99@literotica.org.

Slut_Boy I think is into the dominant side of me. His white panties need to be used and abused more and I have several ideas for that.

Lasher...death by cross-dressing and femme talk. Although I have no ill will towards the man, I think I can come up with something fitting for such a hard-ass.

Wierd Harold I'll have to think about.

Yes, I filed and could kick my own ass for doing it. It was all cash but I had a biz license so I had to claim something so the Dept of Revenue would stay off my ass.

When 2 girls got together for a casual fuck at the massage parlors I have worked at, we didn't charge. Just enjoyed the company and whatever went with it. Damn, I miss those hot tubs!

Thump...the outfit...take it off, man! I have a tight leather jockstrap for you to wear instead. We'll be the perfect Master/Mistress match to take care of Slut_Boy's needs. The dress is just for you to "cuddle" with late at night. Don't wait til it can stand up on it's own, give her a bath once a week for me

 

[Sammyjo]

Come on, Tiggs...that is NOT a confession...we all know that already...LOL

SJ

 

[Guest]

OK people, you better start fessing up if you want a pic of me and my taxi, the yellow Hog. So far the only ones who are getting the pic are Deborah, Tiggs, Whore, Slut_boy and Sammyjo.

Tiggs, you are gonna be a little surprised by the pic. But you are bisexual, right? So it won't matter much.

Slut_boy didn't confess to anything but he's so damn cute he gets a pic anyway.

Sammyjo, you confessed you knew Tiggs doesn't wear panties. Now, how EXACTLY did you know that?

Whore, a question for you since you kinda brought it up ... When you went on a "date" what did you wear? Sexy and provocative or somewhat conservative? Some of the guys here seem to have a preference for little white cotton panties rather than black leather thongs. And Girl Scout uniforms.

BTW, Deborah and Whore, I think you two need a pimp. A real Madam. She sends you out to put out, takes most of the money and then makes you write erotic stories about your adventures that she can post on her web site. Oh well, at least you'll feel better because you fessed up. And if you say you're sorry in the story you'll be born again virgins. I think you two should write a story where you get dolled up like nuns (those are BAD habits you two got!) and then you can go straight from the sack to church.

Taxi Driver

 

[Cheyenne]

Okay, here's my guilty confession. I enjoyed cybersex with a guy who claimed to be older, but who probably was only in his mid- teens based on some of his comments, the speed in which the "event" was over for him, and his begging to meet me to have me take his virginity in real life! (Won't ever happen.) He said he got cum all over his keyboard thanks to me and might have to buy a new one.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Taxi driver.

Hmm some dirty confessions. How about this one. I don't know how uncommon or common it is.

The first time I met a good friend I have on-line, it didn't take us much time from when we arrived back to the house where I was staying on my vacation in the states, until we were busy having sex! And we sure kept busy daily until she had to leave again!

ShyGuy

PS. Taxi Driver how about you confessing some of your dirty secrets to us??

 

[Guest]

(Zipping through town on Taxi Driver's hog... having just realized that "he" is a she.

Is it the vibrations of this fast hog, or the discovery that Taxi is a woman that is making me wet?)

~giggle~

 

[Thephantomprincess]

OK, my confessions -

I've had sex in my parent's bed, and more than once. I've fooled around in Central Park in NYC. I'm Bi, but lean towards guys. I want all my guy friends in some way! Hmmm...what else? I've been having an online thing with a guy for 6 months, at least. He lives very close, and I still haven't met him.

Anything else, I'll let y'all know!

 

[SierraSky]

Just the word Secret has a dirty tone to it don't you all think so too?

As for my secret I found out a few years ago that my parents are swingers.

To say the least I was taken back for awhile, but now I figure to each is own and as long as their happy.

Sierra

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by SierraSky:
As for my secret I found out a few years ago that my parents are swingers.

Now there's one for the story ideas board. (if you can get past the 500 errors)

 

[John1965]

Well shit...I shouldn't do this but......I really suck at math. In college I fucked my Algebra teacher Ms. Maddox for a passing grade. She begged me to take her Junior Triginometry class!!

 

[MADDOG]

SierraSky, you HAVE to go into detail about that one?! How did you find out? Do they know you know?!

MADDOG

 

[Guest]

Is it time for that tease Tiggs to make a more juicy confession? I have a feeling it is. Here goes...

Without going into detail (since I don't know if Lit would like that or not)... I was 9 when I had my first sexual experience with another person, and... that person was another girl.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Wooooo Hooooo

more confessions!!!

Sierra, definitely more needed about that... its like finding out that yes your dad has porn in the bottom drawer, and yes mom does use a vibrator.

Oh and deborah you can pay me any time... esp if it adds to your rookie series

And how can a taxi be a yellow hog?

da Chef

 

[Magic Merlin]

Originally posted by SierraSky:


As for my secret I found out a few years ago that my parents are swingers.


Sierra

That is something I would hope I never find out..my parents, swingers?

nahhhh

 

[Sammyjo]

Well, I believe she told us on another thread, but it COULD have been her window I was peeking in last night...

SJ

 

[Guest]

I like Sammjo's confession that she peeks in Tigg's window but some of you guys are pitiful.

ShyGuy, you had sex with a woman? Now that is SOME confession. You want my dirty little secrets you are going to have to do much better than that.

Slut_boy, you didn't confess to anything.

Chef, I'm going to show you EXACTLY how a taxi can be a yellow hog. We'll see what you got to say (confess) then.

Anybody want to bet I can't get these three dudes to spill their guts? Pic on the way to these three. Now, tell me guys, right here, if you wouldn't like to get up on behind me, hang on for dear life and whisper some secrets. Let's here some good stuff!

Taxi Driver

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, don't I get a picture, too, for my confession? If nothing else, how about because this should be my post #31. I think that means I lose my virginity to you and become labeled "experienced"? THAT should be worth something....popping my Literotica cherry for me.....

 

[Deborah]

Hey Taxi Driver, send me the pic, too. You already promised me. I'll even trade you. I got one of slut_boy that I bet will just make you drool. Since I'm getting my scanner out anyway to send a pic to those dudes over on the "pictures for characters" thread, I'll send you the pic of slut_boy in the raw. Much better than that pic of him with the tie in the Member Profiles. This is his real MEMBER profile. Wait until you see how he hid the salami.