Tax Day Fun

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by sammyjo:
I already got my federal return back about two weeks ago...

What took you so long SJ? I spent my return on Mar first. Of course my taxt return is pretty simple. I've only got one source of income and don't need to fill out any extra forms, so it I usually file the day I get my W-2.

Laurel, I'm not rubbing it in. I know that complex returns are a real pain. One of my daughters is an Avon lady, and her return looks like a book with all the extra forms she has to fill out.

 

[Lasher]

The IRS can SUCK MY COCK!!!

I just did my taxes yesterday and there's nothing quite like the feeling of being anally raped by your own government.

I feel like I was hanging out all night with a New York City cop...

Here's my super duper TAX TIP for the day...DO NOT get married until AFTER you have children...

*grumble* *grumble*...motherfucking, cocksucking, ass-licking fucking IRS...dirty sons o'bitches....GRRR!!!

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, you crack me up...I already got my federal return back about two weeks ago...oh
and I got the full refund too, imagine that!

Well, that's all I wanted to say...or rub in, or whatever...

Grrrr...

My butt hurts too, Lasher...

 

[Skibum]

One of the best things about being a poor skibum is that I qualify for all kind of credits and deductions. I actually look forward to doing my taxes because it's like getting a raise!

I got more back in my refund than my employer took out! Ah, the blessings of poverty.

[This message has been edited by skibum (edited 04-16-2000).]

 

[Sammyjo]

Laurel, you crack me up...I already got my federal return back about two weeks ago...oh and I got the full refund too, imagine that!

Well, that's all I wanted to say...or rub in, or whatever...

Hope you all did/do as well as I did!!

SJ

 

[StarryEyz]

Taxes?

You mean there's a deadline?

I'd better look into this.........

 

[Lajo]

We broke even. Got some back from the Feds, but then had to pay the state about the same amount.

Hmmmm..wonder if I should move to Florida?

 

[Sonora]

Just put mine in the mail. Why do I procastinate every year? I don't even do mine, just take them to my accountant.

 

[Bigheadbiney]

thanks for your reply, would yoy ever let a stranger shave you or is that right reserved for only you. Just curious!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by bigheadbiney:
thanks for your reply, would yoy ever let a stranger shave you or is that right reserved for only you. Just curious!

Uhh...Bighead...I think you're lost, hon.

K...you need to go straight down the hall...take a left at the "Three Pussies and a Booby" thread...swing a right when you see two naughty smilies humping the caca outta each other...and then a quick left again at the "BB Virgin Torture Chamber" (ahhh...seems like only *yesterday* <reminiscent smile> )...and you're there! If you run into Lasher...you've gone too far! GO BACK, MY FRIEND, GO BACK!! (hehehe) <wink>

[This message has been edited by Lovely Latina (edited 04-16-2000).]

 

[Lasher]

Hey..NO FAIR...I'm a kinder, gentler Lasher today.

 

[Lovely Latina]

LMFAO!!

 

[Savage Kitten]

ROTFL

i dunno about u people.. but last year was my first full year of working after my divorce and i got such a huge freaking return back it wasn't funny!! haha and i sent it off the end of jan so i've had it back for sometime now.. so my suggestion to u all is get a divorce right b4 taxes time.. hmmmm yeah yeah thats it......

*wink*
SK~