Tattoo Tales!

[Stella_Omega]

As for the pain of said tattoo, I couldn't stand it. My PA was ouch enough with one piercing, so I can't imagine going through that thousands of times to do something like this dragon:

Not to mention the dude has to keep shaving now for the full effect... I can just see Puff with a hairy belly!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

<suspicious> Are you pulling my leg?

Usually something else is getting pulled when a dick is kept hard

 

[Dar~]

Usually something else is getting pulled when a dick is kept hard

so, when you fly to the Florida Lit Together, you gonna get inked???

 

[TheeGoatPig]

so, when you fly to the Florida Lit Together, you gonna get inked???

Oh yeah, that'll happen...

 

[Misty_Morning]

I have gone through fazes where I so desperately want a tattoo, then I don't.

Sometimes, it's like.Yeah I want one that says STUPID across my forehead...cuz it is with you forever. And, well, sometimes this is not a good thing.

Tattoos can be such a fucking bother to certain people in certain professions.

But to be honest, I have wanted a tattoo since before they were popularized by current standards.

BUT....I have a phobia about needles. And I do mean PHOBIA.

I didn't get my ears piertced till I was in my mid 20's. I got my navel pierced a few years ago. I am 43.

Maybe by the time I am 50 or 60 I'll get some body art.

My personal opinion is that some of the tats I have seen are truly magnificent. One flowing into another, continuity.

Other folks seem to just plant them here and there, just wherever space is available.

All have a reason. All have story. I guess I'm just waiting for mine.

 

[3113]

As for the pain of said tattoo, I couldn't stand it. My PA was ouch enough with one piercing, so I can't imagine going through that thousands of times to do something like this dragon:

I'm amazed the man can still feel anything....

Must be quite a shock for the guys standing next to him at the urinals when he pulls that out to take a piss

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I may have a tattoo story tomorrow.

I made the kid promise that he wouldn't get any more tattoos while he lived here (he's 20). I heard through the grapevine that he got another one this weekend.

So IF it's true and he's broken his promise to me, there will be hell to pay.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm amazed the man can still feel anything....

Must be quite a shock for the guys standing next to him at the urinals when he pulls that out to take a piss

My wife once dared me to get my penis tattooed, with the stipulation that she would have her pubic mound tattooed as well. She wanted us both to get dragons.

I was actually considering it . . . .

 

[john-the-author]

My wife once dared me to get my penis tattooed, with the stipulation that she would have her pubic mound tattooed as well. She wanted us both to get dragons.

I was actually considering it . . . .

Gawd, that'd be a bet I'd be willing to take. I'd *LOVE* for my wife to get tattooed. And I wouldn't mind a penis tattoo, particularly if she liked it.

 

[slyc_willie]

Gawd, that'd be a bet I'd be willing to take. I'd *LOVE* for my wife to get tattooed. And I wouldn't mind a penis tattoo, particularly if she liked it.

As sensitive as genitals are, I don't think getting tattooed there would be all that bad. I think I would even find it arousing (no, I'm not a masochist), just by the simple fact that my cock would become a work of art.

*ahem* Not that it isn't already, of course . . .

 

[3113]

*ahem* Not that it isn't already, of course . . .

Still waiting for you to frame that work of art and put it up for us all to admire

 

[slyc_willie]

Still waiting for you to frame that work of art and put it up for us all to admire

Oh, I have no qualms about doing so . . . just ask, and ye shall receive

 

[john-the-author]

As sensitive as genitals are, I don't think getting tattooed there would be all that bad. I think I would even find it arousing (no, I'm not a masochist), just by the simple fact that my cock would become a work of art.

*ahem* Not that it isn't already, of course . . .

Yes, I agree. The value of having a really cool penis tattoo is that it makes it much easier to show it to people. Call it an ice breaker. <insert your own joke here>

 

[slyc_willie]

Yes, I agree. The value of having a really cool penis tattoo is that it makes it much easier to show it to people. Call it an ice breaker. <insert your own joke here>

"How many tattoos ya got?"

"Three. Here, I'll show you."

"Oh, cool. But I only see two."

Zzzzzip. "There's the third."

"Ohh . . . wow."

<cue porno music>

 

[john-the-author]

"How many tattoos ya got?"

"Three. Here, I'll show you."

"Oh, cool. But I only see two."

Zzzzzip. "There's the third."

"Ohh . . . wow."

<cue porno music>

Um, yes, that's about the scenario I was envisioning. Well, fantasizing, more like, but you catch the drift.

 

[slyc_willie]

Um, yes, that's about the scenario I was envisioning. Well, fantasizing, more like, but you catch the drift.

Tapatapatapatapatapa . . . .

 

[3113]

Tapatapatapatapatapa . . . .

This is only going to work if you have a mustache

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, well, I guess 3 doesn't want to play . . . .

*pout*

 

[3113]

Oh, well, I guess 3 doesn't want to play . . . .

*pout*

I do want to play, but the costumes have to be right. Here. <pastes '70 mustache on Slyc> Now you look more like Magnum P.I.

<Lying back on the waterbed> "A cock tattooed to look like a gun...you take your work seriously, Detective...."

 

[slyc_willie]

I do want to play, but the costumes have to be right. Here. <pastes '70 mustache on Slyc> Now you look more like Magnum P.I.

<Lying back on the waterbed> "A cock tattooed to look like a gun...you take your work seriously, Detective...."

*snicker* If only I had photoshop . . . .

Will this do?

 

[3113]

*snicker* If only I had photoshop . . . .

Will this do?

Oh...My.....



<keeping in character> "I see you've got a long barrel and two big rounds there..." <reaching to stroke john-the-author>, "You can shoot us both...."

(Cue sultry music)

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh...My.....



<keeping in character> "I see you've got a long barrel and two big rounds there..." <reaching to stroke john-the-author>, "You can shoot us both...."

(Cue sultry music)

"Yes'm, but the trigger's a tricky thing . . . I think it needs some oil . . . ."

 

[3113]

"Yes'm, but the trigger's a tricky thing . . . I think it needs some oil . . . ."

"I've an idea; John, what do you say to a little Russian Roulette? You put the barrel in your mouth while I spin the cylinder. Then we'll switch off...."

( Pause in the movie: Um, okay, yeah, my porno tends to take left turns like that into the twilight zone....maybe this is why my husband doesn't go for much roleplaying? Hold on, I'll get us back on track....)

Ahem! "What I mean is, gosh, Detective, your gun looks like it needs a little polishing up. Allow us...."

 

[slyc_willie]

"I've an idea; John, what do you say to a little Russian Roulette? You put the barrel in your mouth while I spin the cylinder. Then we'll switch off...."

( Pause in the movie: Um, okay, yeah, my porno tends to take left turns like that into the twilight zone....maybe this is why my husband doesn't go for much roleplaying? Hold on, I'll get us back on track....)

Ahem! "What I mean is, gosh, Detective, your gun looks like it needs a little polishing up. Allow us...."

I would work for me, but I doubt John is as keen on your fantasy

I gotta go night-night . . . and unfortunately, become a bit more decent in the process . . . .

 

[thepiercedone]

Here's 5 of the 7 that I have.

The Native american med. shield was my first. It was something that popped out at me when i was looking through flash. And ever since I can remember...I've had an extreme interest in native american art, designs...

The dragon was my next one. I guess one can say I'm a dragon/medieval junkie. I love anything that has to do with that time period..the knights, dragons, any kind of dragon lore.

Celtic circle was the next one. Loved the intracacy of it...the detail.

The ankh was my next after that...I designed it myself so it has meaning to me. I'm working on a design to go off this one...down my thigh.

Music notes: This was my free tattoo when I lived in TX. A friend of mine down there and myself got the same tattoo, same spot. A reminder that she's still out there for me...even though I don't get to see her all that much.