Tattling Tabby's Terrific Tabloid, issue 1

[Tattling Tabby]

In a small thread today, Sexy-Girl has admitted that she hasn’t always been happy for her sister, however, a choice recently made, and a job won, her mind is at peace. Everyone’s favorite Sexy Girl told this reporter with a smile, “She’s happy, and I’m happy for her!”

We certainly hope things work out, Sexy-Girl, and look forward to updates! Also in the news with Sexy-Girl, a startling admittance to liking tacky porn! Some of the porn, however, was just too tacky.



And in other news, Saint Valentine has stood up, and shouted out his dislike for his home state. This reporter read through the posts to find that many people from Michigan are also sick of the weather found there. He did mention, however, that “T

One person did mention that she would like to see if Hell really does freeze over. Sharp investigative skills clued me in on the fact that Michigan has a city named Hell. Perhaps one day, we will all see Hell frozen over.



Also in the works this week, Luscious Lioness proclaimed that she was about to become an aunt. Inquiring minds want to know: Was it a boy, or a girl?

Kitty gave her a bit of advice, and told her that sex seems to do the trick!



This reporter also found that the girl we’ve all come to know as Gilly Bean, is infact none other than the caped crusader himself, Batman! With photo’s lurking on Lit, many mistake this hero to be a young mother, but we now know different.

Is it hard to keep up an alter ego such as Gilly Bean? Bruce Wayne? Inquiring minds want to know.



And lastly, in the news, we found out in a candid report that our own naughty nurse, Nitengale, has had phone sex with a mortician!



The people of lit continue to shock each other with their daring exploits, and I, Tattling “Tabby” Tabloid will be here to report it to you first.

XOXO

Tabby

 

[sunstruck]

That was the worst Lit tabloid I've ever read. Not one interesting item.

Plus everyone knows DCL is Batman. Geez.

 

[fond of facials]

What's the annual subscription rate?

 

[Guest]

It's all so not-hush-hush.

 

[sexy-girl]

That was the worst Lit tabloid I've ever read. Not one interesting item.

Plus everyone knows DCL is Batman. Geez.

i liked this one even though i was miss quoted a little


the other ones just made fun of people and posted pictures that shouldn't be posted


this one is kinda fun for people who don't read every thread

 

[Gilly Bean]

This reporter also found that the girl we’ve all come to know as Gilly Bean, is infact none other than the caped crusader himself, Batman! With photo’s lurking on Lit, many mistake this hero to be a young mother, but we now know different.

Is it hard to keep up an alter ego such as Gilly Bean? Bruce Wayne? Inquiring minds want to know.

Robin! Who let the reporter in! She can't see me without my plastic hair, and perma grin! Quick, to the batcaves!

 

[islandman]

Not even one story in this rag about a WWII Japanese submasrine still on its way to blow up Los Angeles????

And you call this a tabloid? pfffffffft.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ida Gossip Lady was much better. This one's a cheap knock off.

It's sad, but true, only three or four of the original persons on the used to be infamous Batman thread actually post here anymore.

*le sigh*

 

[Tattling Tabby]

Tattling Tabby's Terrific Tabloid, issue 1.2

Just a quick stop by, to add some late breaking news flashes.

Plasticman33 told us today that he will be gone for a week to partake in the scintillating delight found only in a casino deep in the heart of Reno. Hey, maybe he can win us enough money to all retire to a sinful palace of pleasure?



Our dear friend April was waitlisted to a program she has wanted to enroll in. Hang in there, April, maybe we can bump off a few of the applicants, and get you in there. Incidentally, April was also more than happy to see the weekend arrive.



French Fries, a controversial fast food delicacy, has apparently been linked with French freedom fighters. To ban the delightful food because of it’s name, or not?



And Phace5 asked a candid question, whether for him self or not remains to be seen. So, ladies, would you help put colorful makeup on your man if he asked? Phace5 also mentioned a clandestine meeting with a girl in a pub, with the meeting ending in the girl getting wet, and asking for a tongue bath.



HeavyStick also mentioned that he has a certain unknown someone stalking him, and he has asked her to politely stop. Now, if it were me, I would jump the poor lad.


Estevie has put this question to the board: Do you read the entire thread before posting for the first time? Well, do you?


After much discussion, the people of the board have decided: $1 is a fair amount for a tooth these days. Many people shared their stories to help Freakygurl out in her quest for the correct amount to give. Good Luck with Kimber, Freakygurl!



And, this concludes our publication for today. Check back frequently for all the latest gossip in the land that is called Lit.

XOXO

Tabby

 

[estevie]

Oh my God! I'm news!


Heh!

 

[Guest]

 

[Purple Haze]

You make Lit look kind of boring.

As a matter of fact, you're kind of boring....

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Re: Tattling Tabby's Terrific Tabloid, issue 1

Well, it is suppose to be a boy but he refuses to come out of the womb! So technically.... I'm a pending aunt.

omg, still?? That poor woman!

 

[Lasher]

I didn't actually read the thread, but this sucks.

 

[phrodeau]

Tattling Tabby's Terrific Tabloid Sued for False Advertising

 

[Guest]

 

[estevie]

You guys are terrible!!!

There is nothing wrong with Tabby's tattling. Well, she's not really tattling on anyone.

Aha!

Tabby, spill the beans on someone and you'll have all sorts of fans!

 

[k¡tty]

i liked this one even though i was miss quoted a little


the other ones just made fun of people and posted pictures that shouldn't be posted


this one is kinda fun for people who don't read every thread

Ditto.

It's lighthearted and lacks the mean spiritedness of Hann's LitGazette.



Btw what I said does really work.

 

[Tattling Tabby]

And now for the juicy..

This tabloid junky has it on good authority that a certain married woman here at lit, has it bad for a single guy here.



The hounds want to know, will you come clean?

 

[Lasher]

Re: And now for the juicy..

This tabloid junky has it on good authority that a certain married woman here at lit, has it bad for a single guy here.

Holy Fuck! You're like Nostradamus or something.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Here's a news tip:


Many people here are opposed to that strange thing called FUN.

 

[Guest]

What's the annual subscription rate?

Inquiring minds want to know

 

[Guest]

The majority of lit members are probably female and possibly gay men so therefore it is reasonable that sucking will happen in an abstract way.

no I am 100% male
and I am not gay
I like women too much

 

[CoolidgEffect]

The majority of lit members are probably female and possibly gay men so therefore it is reasonable that sucking will happen in an abstract way.

What, you've never sucked face with a straight male? Never had him suck on your clit or suck in your beautiful lips and tease them with his tongue?

 

[sexy-girl]

so did people prefer the other one which was making fun of people dying or being overweight

or this one which is funny and lighthearted