Tath, you fecker...

[Fata Morgana]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/clot.jpg


and


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/stirrups.jpg


...and remember I'm not made of glass.

 

[Tathagata]

http://www.beatenasses.com/bagal6/beatass0090tn.jpg

and


http://www.dick-blick.com/items/329/07/32907-OA2ww.jpg

and

http://www.dangmagazine.com/issue4_images/cheesewhiz.jpg


you will worship me as a pagan god

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking Ada!

If there's cheese involved I'm putty in yer hands fecker. I'm cheap like that.

I like the smell of rubber gloves. Makes me all fiesty and grind my back teeth.

 

[Tathagata]

Fucking Ada!

If there's cheese involved I'm putty in yer hands fecker. I'm cheap like that.

I like the smell of rubber gloves. Makes me all fiesty and grind my back teeth.

when you speak it's pure fuckin poetry

just wait till i get the ball bearings

 

[Fata Morgana]

when you speak it's pure fuckin poetry

just wait till i get the ball bearings

Oh! There will be flailing then.

You better wear one of these...


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/gumshield.jpg

 

[Tathagata]

indeed
and you'll need these


http://www.sextoys.co.uk/modules/images/N1061-vibrating_nipple_clamps.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck me rigid.

Some of this perhaps then.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/sudo.jpg

And for after...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/trac1.jpg

 

[Tathagata]

yes if we get one of these

http://www.historysanjose.org/dairyhill/images/photos/700/L2005-7-1.jpg

and after


http://www.futureclassx.com/bodypaint/blue/bodysushi/donspics/Sushi011.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

What the fuck are you going to do to me with that first one? I'll end up in one of these feckers.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/wheelchair.jpg


I don't like sushi. I like these - they are very versatile.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/fishfingers.jpg

Or we could get a couple of these...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/hopper.jpg

With plenty of this...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/oil.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

We never did finish this off...

 

[Tathagata]

We never did finish this off...

You had this book marked didn't you?

 

[Adre]

We never did finish this off...

Musta made quite a mess to clean up.

 

[Tathagata]

Musta made quite a mess to clean up.

lots of squeegee's

 

[Fata Morgana]

You had this book marked didn't you?

Yes. It was part of my altar wanking material. The idea of me in stirrups and you wearing a gumshield has haunted me for years. Even whilst you were faux dead.

 

[Tathagata]

Yes. It was part of my altar wanking material. The idea of me in stirrups and you wearing a gumshield has haunted me for years.

That's what my heaven was like...