Taster's Choice

[AngelicAssassin]

i got the chuckles doing a search for someone on how to improve the taste of semen ...

i've tossed a few in here for comparison. If you wish to add folklore, learned wisdom, or just spew ... feel free.


Threads that contained the terms taste and semen in the BDSM Talk/Cafe forums:

• A History of Cereal.....
• The Thin Dark Line
• Scared to do it!
• The BDSM Kitchen - contains the following classic

  Man, the asparagus & beer will make your semen RANCID
  LOL
  Good wine, especially with the dessert wines, makes it taste better LOL

Lit search goes into an infinite loop if you substitue the term cum* for semen, and bitches if you try just the word cum because of built-in rules for the permissible length of search terms.

Notable posts from a few of the 230 pages of threads from the remainder of the forums:

Originally posted by lovechild27
Hes tried the pineapple juice..I have never noticed a difference.

... helps with the taste factor for me. (Hey, what can I say? My man smokes and drinks beer!) You could try to have your husband eat more fruit and see if that makes a difference.

To give you more of an idea on how much diet can affect your taste I have a little story for you ... suggested that after eating a meal of mostly meat he go out and urinate around his garden, the claim was that the rabbits and deer would smell the urine of a predator and stay away ... eating lots of meat before hand ... went and made a line around my garden area ... I had not seen any more evidence of rabbits eating my veggies ... due to the smell of a carnivore, not an herbivore ... potent proof that what we eat strongly infuences how our bodies secretions smell and most likely taste ...

Definitely a case of he is what he eats. It does have an effect. I have also heard that smoking can affect the taste of semen.

I've had the taste of rotten asparragus flood my mouth once, and I didn't get near his dick again with my mouth...

I am vegetarian and I know my cum is not bitter or sour.

Though I appear to be a small male I did some research and decided to start a diet opposite of pinapples which improves the taste of semen and instead I've been living on a diet of paint thinner.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Heard long ago cinnamon had an effect if eaten regularly and in substantial amounts, but never felt the need to experiment so don't know if it works.

Catalina

 

[A Desert Rose]

i got the chuckles doing a search for someone on how to improve the taste of semen ...

And she thanks you with big ol' sloppy wet... 's

 

[shy slave]

What can make it taste of chocolate?

It usually tastes like wallpaper paste to me, does that mean thats what He eats

 

[Kajira Callista]

mangoes pineapples and coconut. ummm some people dont actually mind what it tastes like but those three were tried for fun once just to see if it was true and it is.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What can make it taste of chocolate?

Tuck a square of chocolate between cheek and gum while performing the act.

 

[Learn Humility]

Save it, and use it later as a salad dressing alone, or mixed in with your Good Seasons.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Save it, and use it later as a salad dressing alone, or mixed in with your Good Seasons.

This is great... I was looking for advice and help. Thanks loads. LOL

 

[shy slave]

Tuck a square of chocolate between cheek and gum while performing the act.

Hmmm wonder if He'll notice...dare I chance...Hmmm possibly then again....

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hmmm wonder if He'll notice...dare I chance...Hmmm possibly then again....

Think Hershey's bar, with the pre-cut squares.

Pro ... when the chocolate melts, the friction in your mouth increases.

Con ... if he looks down and sees brown streaks, he may freak. Then again ... never mind ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/ssst.gif

 

[BlueSugar]

How To board

Blank Manual

Has all the answers you could want to change the taste of anything

 

[rosco rathbone]

I like the idea of it being bad tasting and rather disgusting.

 

[Netzach]

I had to do that with my pee for professional reasons once. I used coffee and 2 glasses of cranberry juice and it resulted in the rank, emphatic horse piss that was so longed for.

 

[shy slave]

Think Hershey's bar, with the pre-cut squares.

Pro ... when the chocolate melts, the friction in your mouth increases.

Con ... if he looks down and sees brown streaks, he may freak. Then again ... never mind ... http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/ssst.gif

I love the way you think

 

[shy slave]

I like the idea of it being bad tasting and rather disgusting.

Why am I not surprised at that statement lol

 

[rosco rathbone]

Why am I not surprised at that statement lol

Shrug, I just don't like the idea of oral sex as this huge mutually enjoyable thing. I want her to be suffering in order to please me.

 

[FungiUg]

Coffee definately adds bitterness, judging by the complaints I have received from a certain party.

 

[MissTaken]

Shrug, I just don't like the idea of oral sex as this huge mutually enjoyable thing. I want her to be suffering in order to please me.

Now, that is just awful!

I can't imagine that sort of thinking or the thinking that makes me, errr a woman hot sitting on a man's face until he struggles for breath.

 

[MissTaken]

Coffee definately adds bitterness, judging by the complaints I have received from a certain party.

I have noticed this as well.

While I have no scientific foundation, in my own experience, men who don't smoke cigarettes have a much more benign flavor than men who do.

 

[FungiUg]

Probably one of the best things you can do for your taste is to drink water. 2 litres a day, every day (that's 8 glasses.) More if you are drinking coffee.

Of course, you'll end up spending half of your day going to the bathroom, but at least your taste will improve!

Has anyone noticed that women taste different too? I dread playing with a woman to discover she has a nasty taste. Huge turn off for me.

 

[James G 5]

I had to do that with my pee for professional reasons once. I used coffee and 2 glasses of cranberry juice and it resulted in the rank, emphatic horse piss that was so longed for.

If you wanna go in THAT direction, b-vitamin supplements combined with fish oil pills will rapidly color it dark yellow orange and make it RANK

I have to drink a ton of water & piss about 15 times and drink some sweet citrusy stuff before I go to sleep after taking the damn things or a morning BJ would taste too foul for words

 

[James G 5]

Probably one of the best things you can do for your taste is to drink water. 2 litres a day, every day (that's 8 glasses.) More if you are drinking coffee.

Of course, you'll end up spending half of your day going to the bathroom, but at least your taste will improve!

Has anyone noticed that women taste different too? I dread playing with a woman to discover she has a nasty taste. Huge turn off for me.

It's rare that they taste BAD as long as they're healthy and clean
Pantyhose wearing makes them smell and taste awul tho, espcially panties under pantyhose
ick

Has anyone else noticed that women who've had kids gain a certain "spice" or flavor (not unpleasant, just different) that they all carry as an undertone to their flavor that childless women don't have???

 

[James G 5]

And speaking of sweet, citrusy stuff...
It's been theorized that my "better than normal" (in one friend's words) taste is attributable to my massive Mountain Dew consumption

 

[Netzach]

If you wanna go in THAT direction, b-vitamin supplements combined with fish oil pills will rapidly color it dark yellow orange and make it RANK

I have to drink a ton of water & piss about 15 times and drink some sweet citrusy stuff before I go to sleep after taking the damn things or a morning BJ would taste too foul for words

Hey! Thanks for the tip!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Hey! Thanks for the tip!

What do you think large quantities of black licorce would do?