Sparky Kronkite
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Tantra Claus just wants to make sure that all good Literoticans stuff their stockings with a diverse array of fabulous adult sex-toys. All made with loving care by the elves themselves.
You should see the Munchkins go - they party like fiends this time of year. And oh my, the booze, the drugs, the orgies - those little fucker's can really get it on.
Even Mrs. Claus got turned on and jumped into a pile of 5 male elves - some of'em have huge damn peckers too. Mrs. Claus had too much fun - a cum bath to end all cum baths. I tell ya...... she got so drunk and horney, she gave Rudolph a blow job in the back seat of my sleigh. You haven't lived until you try to get reindeer cum stains out of Corinthian leatherette.
Anyway, remember - it's dildows, Swedish wands, pocket rockets and rubber double dongs for the ladies and Viagra and gyrating snappin' gyro pussies for the men.
Now - go, Merry Christmas - stuff those stockings and save a piece for Tantra Claus - ho, ho, ho.......
(Hey, is that an echo?)
You should see the Munchkins go - they party like fiends this time of year. And oh my, the booze, the drugs, the orgies - those little fucker's can really get it on.
Even Mrs. Claus got turned on and jumped into a pile of 5 male elves - some of'em have huge damn peckers too. Mrs. Claus had too much fun - a cum bath to end all cum baths. I tell ya...... she got so drunk and horney, she gave Rudolph a blow job in the back seat of my sleigh. You haven't lived until you try to get reindeer cum stains out of Corinthian leatherette.
Anyway, remember - it's dildows, Swedish wands, pocket rockets and rubber double dongs for the ladies and Viagra and gyrating snappin' gyro pussies for the men.
Now - go, Merry Christmas - stuff those stockings and save a piece for Tantra Claus - ho, ho, ho.......
(Hey, is that an echo?)
