Tantra anyone?

EllAyyBee

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I've been a practiced tantric for years but it's hard to find anyone else who knows anything about it, much less practices too.
 
Technically speaking, just jerking off for six hours is not Tantra.

Is it better to have j/o for six hours to cum like Mount Vesuvius? Or to j/o for six hours and cum like Old Faithful?

Not really tantric either way, but the 6 hour j/of made me think.
 
Is it better to have j/o for six hours to cum like Mount Vesuvius? Or to j/o for six hours and cum like Old Faithful?

Not really tantric either way, but the 6 hour j/of made me think.

If you weren't married and all, I'd be fine with having you on top and banging you for six minutes resulting in a cum blast that shot you straight up and cracked your head on the ceiling.

Talk about losing your religion...
 
If you weren't married and all, I'd be fine with having you on top and banging you for six minutes resulting in a cum blast that shot you straight up and cracked your head on the ceiling.

Talk about losing your religion...

They have special tantric protective headgear for that.

*dons helmet*
 
Bolt on foreskin?

Frankenskins?

What did I miss?

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What is Tantra anyhow.....without me googling to try to get the thread back on topic.

Sex for a long time?
 
Wow, I stepped away for a bit and returned to this. It's like Christmas morning. Oooooh oooooh!

You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out.

Never has that quote been more appropriate than now. I'm proud.
 
What is Tantra anyhow.....without me googling to try to get the thread back on topic.

Sex for a long time?

Tantra is a lot like meditation. It's a way to tune out of your surroundings and tune into your body. It's relaxing. It takes away the rushed need to cum right away and lets you fully submerge your whole self into the experience. Some call it delayed release, and that can be true. But it isn't a tortured delay kind of thing. Imagine swimming in a magical lake where the water merely touching your skin has the ability to tickle all of your sensory neurons at the exact same time, all over your body you're writhing in the feeling of pure ecstacy. It's like nothing you've ever felt before, this feeling of your entire neural network firing at once in harmonious pleasure. Now imagine another person joins you for a swim in this magical lake, and they too are experiencing the same neural explosions as you. And then something magical happens, you touch their skin. All of your body is doused in erotic pleasure. All of their body is doused in erotic pleasure. Neither of you can believe it could get anymore amazing, until you touch and you realize that now you can also somehow feel all of their neurons on fire too. Separate, you're both floating in a state of pure tantric bliss. But together those sensations are multiplied and a million times more ecstatic. You don't want it to end. You've never been here before and felt this and you want it to last forever. So the two of you join as one, touching each other in every way possible to explore the possibilities of this magical tantric connection. Together you float, you dive, you hold your breath and stay submerged together for hours. You realize that those cute little orgasms that you've always worked so hard for are nothing compared to the feeling of being sensationally connected to another person's mind, body, and soul. The orgasm can wait because where you are now is better.

Eventually your bodies need that release though. And together you join in the most intimate way, bathed in tantric ecstacy, and you climb Mount Climax together. Hand in hand you leap from the summit and float through clouds, coasting along the wind, unable to keep your eyes open, the pit of your stomach racing with each passing moment, your body aching from the prolonged swim in Lake Tantra, until finally you land back in reality. Or is it reality? You're not sure. Your mind is blown.

That's tantra.
 
I've read the basics of it, and it's something I'd definitely like to delve into more and experience. I love the description in your post.
 
One of my husband's dearest friends and his wife are tante a practioners, as are my yoga teacher and his wife. It's something I would really enjoy learning about, and not so far from me there are a surprising number of workshops and courses and so on, but, G isn't really keen so it seems a bit pointless to persue. :(

I learned on my own, by myself. Husband thinks it's crap. But I was very impatient in the bedroom and needed a way to focus. Once I began to learn, I was able to slow down. Now I can transfer energy to him without him even realizing I'm using any tantra on him. And his whole body will quiver and shake. He's so funny too, he'll be like wtf did you just do to me? You've done it a thousand times but you've never made my body react like that. I don't tell him lol
 

Usually people say "Shaking my damn head"

But if you replace that with "Suck my dick, hoe" it makes it hilarious
Person 1: This girl keeps spreading rumors about me.. smdh
Person 2: SMDH? LOL
#smh #smdh #smhd #shm #shaking my head
by CheekySkrub August 17, 2015

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