Talk About A Woman Scorned!

[Isolde]

Imoen, I mean....

Our unfortunate indyweasel put his foot in his mouth yesterday with a comment concerning our Mistress of the PaintShop Pro. Somehow this comment gets to her ears and, before you know it, she is making plans to turn the weasel into road kill.

It took some fast talking to my bestest bud (Hey, I still have plans for the good stuff) but she decided to put down the carving knife (along with the Hum Vee with the large headlights) and pick up her paint brush instead.

I dont know if the results are any less painful but maybe not as permenant.....knowing indy, the only thing that will disturb him about this is if he gets NO takers. *LOL*

Anyway, the ingenious girl replaced the picture in his sig to the one below as a compromise in letting him live. She also says that, if I have any bids, she gets to pick the winner.....I dont give the man a snowballs chance in Hades. *shakes head*

On the plus side, I hear Neale is going out of his way to double check every thing he says to her........


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[Isolde]

Now If Someone Could Just Tell Me...

How to get an image into the post instead of just the addy, I would be grateful!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

I think you've probably got the "Show image attachments and code in Posts?[/b]" option in your control panel (change options) set to No, which makes it show them as links instead. Switching it to Yes should fix it. Thanks for Simply's AV yesterday btw, very nice picture :)

 

[Isolde]

*Sighs*

It's always the easy things you miss!

Thank you some much, you wonderful dragon you, and it was my pleasure. I am glad you are enjoying it!

 

[Imoen]

Your very own weasle for a day!!!

*drags out the auction block*

*ahem!*

Attention ladies and perhaps maybe even some gentlemen! http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/cwm/cwm27.gif

What we have for you today is a fine specimen of weasel flesh. Look high and low (well, no guarantee on the low part..) and you would be hard pressed to find anything quite as ... quite as... hmmm... what is the word I'm looking for? Ah yes! Sly and underhanded! He's the most purrrrrrrrrrrrfect example of a weasle that you or I would ever have the pleasure *stiffles a laugh* of coming across!

So please, without any further adieu, let the bidding commence!

Cash is optional, each and every bid will be considered! Have your very own weasle for a day! How could anyone possibly resist THAT offer! Don't be shy Ladies! Feel free to peruse at your leisure...athough sampling at the moment is prohibited, mainly by Isolde.

 

[Merelan]

I bid one 6 pack of diet coke, no idea how old it is though, and a half eaten bagel.

Your mine darling, all mine.

 

[Savage Kitten]

lmao

Darn It Merelan!!!

Why ya gotta start the bidding off so HIGH???

 

[Isolde]

Re: lmao

Darn It Merelan!!!

Why ya gotta start the bidding off so HIGH???

It's the talented fingers that does it! *nods*

He do give a nice massage....

Of course, come Monday, I doubt that is what is going to be on his mind for me once he gets to Lit...

Then again he DOES have a GREAT sense of humor..

Right, indy....indy?

Damn! I wonder if one of our Lit Lawyers would do a will for me...

 

[Guest]

Now Merelan.. You know I'd be yours for free.. Why should we enrich Imoen??

After all, how long has it been since I've made you a necklace??

 

[indyweasel]

$%@$%&!#@#!^@#^ cookies..

That was me..

 

[Merelan]

Hey did I win him? Or are Savage and I sharing him?
I don't mind either way, just want that sexy ass in my bed.

 

[Imoen]

He's all yours Merelan, for 24 whole weasle filled hours! Congrats, or should I offer my condolences? *hehe*

Its up to you whether or not you wish to share him or not.

 

[indyweasel]

*cuddles up to Merelan*

I am at your disposal. What would you like?

 

[Isolde]

Just Dont Use Him Up

I may have uses for him after your day is done....