Taliban TV Schedule

[Pokerman]

I hope this hasn't been posted yet. If it has, 1000 apologies:

TALIBAN PRIME TIME TV SCHEDULE

MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News


TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Saudi Arabia's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car


WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch


THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to be a Martyr?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 Tali Tubbies
9:00 My Three Martyrs for the Cause of Allah
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's funny Pokerman, but can we put a moritorium on e-mail forwards? I've seen this twice on the Gen Board already, and four times in my personal e-mail. Just last week I posted something that everyone had alredy seen a dozen times. My God the world has gotten teeny.

 

[Renegade]

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

(just be happy I didn't post the whole song )