Tales of Coitus Interruptus

[Rumple Foreskin]

Just posted this on Abs Bohemian Hangout and thought other AH'ers might have personal experiences with love's labor being disrupted which they'd be willing to share. We'll see.

Anyway, here's mine.

Our first-born was about two going on twenty when she burst into the bedroom one morning while the wife-unit and I were exploring the delights of the female-superior position. The usually hard-to-wake daughter-unit paused and asked. "What cha doing?"

The superior female in question looked over her shoulder and said, "Why honey, you know your book, "Hop On Pop?" Well, your daddy and I are playing, Hop On Pop. You want to play?"

A moment later she was sitting astride my chest in front of her mother while they hopped on pop in unison until the game "came" to an end.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[tickledkitty]

That would be hard to beat. (No pun intended.)

 

[Guest]

My first night with a new lover, we were at her place. She was on top of me, when her phone ring. She let it go to the answering machine. We heard her ex-boyfriend do the "please pickup, please pickup" mantra.

He called again moments later.

And again a moment after that. That last time, she reached over and clicked the speaker button, and reminded him rather pointedly that he dumped her, and to please stop calling.

She never broke her rhythum with me.

 

[Guest]

There was a new kitten in the house.

We were quite involved, okay VERY involved, hubby on top position. At one point he gave an extra hard thrust and a yelp and that's when I realized that the kitten had jumped on the moving target - his bare butt.

He had a lovely pattern of kitty claw prints across his white cheeks.

We had to stop for a bit.

 

[Guest]

He had a lovely pattern of kitty claw prints across his white cheeks.

Better his ass. I had a GF once who told me her cat bit her ex's hard cock. It was waving around, and looked like a small scratching post.

 

[Guest]

Better his ass. I had a GF once who told me her cat bit her ex's hard cock. It was waving around, and looked like a small scratching post.

Eeep.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

When she's forgotten to charge her cordless phone and it craps out on us

oh...and her cat bloody hell...!!! *locks the cat in the bathroom*

something else happened the other day...i cant remember...it was too funny.

everytime something happens she says 'well talk about coitus interruptus!'

*giggle*

 

[Adi87]

Our first-born was about two going on twenty when she burst into the bedroom one morning while the wife-unit and I were exploring the delights of the female-superior position. The usually hard-to-wake daughter-unit paused and asked. "What cha doing?"

The superior female in question looked over her shoulder and said, "Why honey, you know your book, "Hop On Pop?" Well, your daddy and I are playing, Hop On Pop. You want to play?"

A moment later she was sitting astride my chest in front of her mother while they hopped on pop in unison until the game "came" to an end.

Rumple Foreskin

I cannot stop grinning...I don't know whether its at the situation or the way you handled it.

 

[Vermilion]

Just posted this on Abs Bohemian Hangout and thought other AH'ers might have personal experiences with love's labor being disrupted which they'd be willing to share. We'll see.

Anyway, here's mine.

Our first-born was about two going on twenty when she burst into the bedroom one morning while the wife-unit and I were exploring the delights of the female-superior position. The usually hard-to-wake daughter-unit paused and asked. "What cha doing?"

The superior female in question looked over her shoulder and said, "Why honey, you know your book, "Hop On Pop?" Well, your daddy and I are playing, Hop On Pop. You want to play?"

A moment later she was sitting astride my chest in front of her mother while they hopped on pop in unison until the game "came" to an end.

Rumple Foreskin

What I wanna know is whether your daughter knows this story? I would be sooooooooo disturbed if I were her!

Just to do a quick promo... I did a humour story on this sort of thing: The Dirty Weekend

Just because it was so relevant I couldn't resist

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[Guest]

Just to do a quick promo... I did a humour story on this sort of thing: The Dirty Weekend

Shameless self promoter.

I love you.

I former co-worker complained of Coitus Interruptus.

His wife came home.

<rimshot>

 

[Vermilion]

Shameless self promoter.

I love you.

I former co-worker complained of Coitus Interruptus.

His wife came home.

<rimshot>

two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff... buh-doom-boom-bing!
And I'm not normally so shameless, but I feel a little sorry for that story... it needs more friends(comments - whatever )
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[Guest]

two drums and a symbol fell off a cliff.

Was the symbol an @ sign, or an * ?

Or perhaps a cymbal?

 

[Vermilion]

Was the symbol an @ sign, or an * ?

Or perhaps a cymbal?

cymbal, but there's a thunderstorm coming and I have the headache to end all headaches, thus sending my usually excellent spelling ability zooming out of the window.

Play nice...
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[Guest]

cymbal, but there's a thunderstorm coming and I have the ehadache to end all headaches, thus sending my usually excellent spelling ability zooming out of the window.

Play nice...
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Just being mischievious.

Sorry about the headache. The thunder won't help.

Take a couple tylenol and lie in the dark, with someone to hold you, if he's around.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What I wanna know is whether your daughter knows this story? I would be sooooooooo disturbed if I were her!

Just to do a quick promo... I did a humour story on this sort of thing: The Dirty Weekend

Just because it was so relevant I couldn't resist

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V

All credit goes to the quick thinking of my wife. Maybe it had something to do with her being a psych nurse. I was just lying there going, "Wha-wha-what?"

The daughter in question is also a nurse now and does know the story.

V, your shameless self-promotion reminded me that I had a story touching, so to speak, on the subject of coitus interruptus. OUTDOOR ANGIE is a torrid tale of a man and a woman in the great outdoors, and one nosey beagle.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Liar]

"Honey... I think... this is... an anthill."

-My ex, 06 Jul 2001

 

[S-Des]

I had a GF once who told me her cat bit her ex's hard cock. It was waving around, and looked like a small scratching post.

Cats are evil, I keep telling everyone but they won't believe me.

My best interrupt story would involve a night watchman (woman) at United (where I was a computer support specialist). She and I began flirting a couple of weeks earlier. It progressed until I was working an overnight and took a break, deciding to go talk to her. She told me about a safe spot in the building that we could go and be alone. We were heading down the elevator, making out, when she unzipped my fly and pulled out my very erect cock. She was kissing me and stroking it when the doors opened and she spun, just in time to see her boss sitting at his desk. Without missing a beat, she began calmly talking to him, hiding my situation behind her. She continued to talk, reaching her hand between us, and actually began stroking me again. By the time the elevator doors closed, I wasn't sure if I was going to cum or freak out completely. We immediately hurried to some new offices under construction and she finished what she had started.

 

[Guest]

She was kissing me and stroking it when the doors opened and she spun, just in time to see her boss sitting at his desk. Without missing a beat, she began calmly talking to him, hiding my situation behind her. She continued to talk, reaching her hand between us, and actually began stroking me again. By the time the elevator doors closed, I wasn't sure if I was going to cum or freak out completely. We immediately hurried to some new offices under construction and she finished what she had started.

You must have built up a lot of good karma in your last life, for the hot women you are getting in this one.