taking submissive applications now

[michaelarch36]

I am a Dom who seeme to be without a Sub. so for the next few days I amtaking applicates whoarewithout a Dom or a master. all whoare interested should send me a private message with your preferred name, your height, age, race, weight, color hair, and what your limits are

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Try posting in the personals and a space bar

 

[michaelarch36]

what do you mean by space bar

 

[CutieMouse]

what do you mean by space bar

Some of the words in your post are all run together. Hence, the suggestion you use the space bar more effectively.

As for you "application"/ personal ad... This isn't the place.

 

[Loverskitten]

what do you mean by space bar

She means a bar in outer space, duh.

 

[midwestyankee]

If you only "seem" to be without a sub, perhaps you should return when you actually are without a sub.

 

[KoPilot]

name: Myrtle
your height: 3'1"
age: 22
weight: 82lbs
color hair: brown
race: hobbit
limits: farm animals, pipe weed, leaving the shire

Oh shit sorry that's my LotRO character.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

name: Myrtle
your height: 3'1"
age: 22
weight: 82lbs
color hair: brown
race: hobbit
limits: farm animals, pipe weed, leaving the shire

Oh shit sorry that's my LotRO character.

aahahaha

 

[LallyH]

She means a bar in outer space, duh.

Wonder what an applicate is....

 

[midwestyankee]

Wonder what an applicate is....

Applicate is a new term recently coined to describe the way in which multiple copies of online forms are generated for submission to government agencies. Where in the past one would submit carbon-copied forms in triplicate, online form submissions are now required to be in applicate.

 

[Alliecat1970]

And I was going to respond.... Well, it is far to complicated for a little woman like me, sigh. Another wonderful opportunity missed.

 

[luvlynrse]

name: Myrtle
your height: 3'1"
age: 22
weight: 82lbs
color hair: brown
race: hobbit
limits: farm animals, pipe weed, leaving the shire

Oh shit sorry that's my LotRO character.

Lmao!!

 

[ChastitySmith]

hhhhh

 

[Cindy_Trevor]

You can't be trusted with the language; why would I trust you with me? You didn't pay attention to your typing ~ you didn't proofread it before you posted ~ there's no way in hell I would trust you to pay attention to what you're doing during a playdate.

So why don't you run along, clean up your resume, and then maybe someone will take your application to be her/his dom.

 

[Bramblethorn]

limits: farm animals, pipe weed, leaving the shire

"This is the furthest I've ever gone, Mr. Frodo!"

 

[bhndblueyes88]

"This is the furthest I've ever gone, Mr. Frodo!"

"Oh Sam...some day, we will see the Shire again.[Now open wide for The Precious...]"

 

[chillipepper]

name: Myrtle
your height: 3'1"
age: 22
weight: 82lbs
color hair: brown
race: hobbit
limits: farm animals, pipe weed, leaving the shire

Oh shit sorry that's my LotRO character.

Meanwhile my mind is blown. Very funny!

 

[KoPilot]

"This is the furthest I've ever gone, Mr. Frodo!"

oh my fucking god

PERF

 

[MrHurter]

Whoah, what a gangrape you guys gave OP

 

[Stella_Omega]

Whoah, what a gangrape you guys gave OP

Never place a personals ad in this forum.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Never place a personals ad in this forum.

Especially one as stupid and illiterate as this one.

 

[MrHurter]

Whoah, what a gangrape you guys gave OP

Never place a personals ad in this forum.

Especially one as stupid and illiterate as this one.

Yeah well, no need to be afraid in general, most ad-placers appear to survive

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Yeah well, no need to be afraid in general, most ad-placers appear to survive

But could you really call it living?

Of course, could you call these people "living" in the first place...

 

[TwoShades]

Wonder what an applicate is....

This made me spit my beer. LMAO

 

[laurasunshinegal]

She means a bar in outer space, duh.

OMG... is that what the cantina was in star wars? it was actually a D/s fetish club!? mind... blown.