taking someone's advice and talking about tits

[Slinky'sWench]

well breasts really, tits is such an ugly word........and in particular my breasts.....boob, bangers, bristols, babalons... whatever you want to call them, I'm lucky enough to be graced with the female chromosones and have my own pair, sadly, they are shrinking fast and I need some help....

don't do cosmetic surgery....

had a gel filled bra but an old boyfriend nicked it when he became she.....

socks/ loo roll or anything else I can find to stuff in my comfy ol' M & S bra just looks fake and bumpy, plus there's the possibility of pulling and how do you explain that one away midway thru the throws of passion.....

ok, now I'm rambling... I've been here too long, my bum is going numb.... need a coffee, pls humour me while I am away and leave me suggestions to enhance my cleavage.

 

[just pet]

Are they really getting smaller or just losing shape? Having been blessed with a larger variety, I find that sleeping in a good bra has encouraged them to stay firm, not having to fight gravity. And be sure to drink plenty of water to keep them hydrated.

 

[Wiggles]

Buy another push up bra?

 

[badasschick]

get an X-bra from Lily of France...There's a tab in the front to adjust the amound of cleavage you want

 

[lovetoread]

Where would you find that bra at?

 

[Luvinit]

I have small breasts. I keep getting compliments on them, so I'm not worrying about their size anymore. Why don't you like yours?

 

[freescorfr]

I've heard that having them squeezed and rubbed very regularly is terribly important.

 

[just pet]

I've heard that having them squeezed and rubbed very regularly is terribly important.

May I make an appointment for a treatment?

 

[badasschick]

Where would you find that bra at?

You can get them at any fine department store like a Macy's., Robinson's may, Hecht's, Lord and Taylor, Neiman's etc.

 

[lovetoread]

Thanks.

 

[freescorfr]

May I make an appointment for a treatment?

French or Scottish.

French involves three burly men with military uniform and horses.

The Scottish one is much cheaper: no uniform, no horses, just a scotsman.

 

[just pet]

French or Scottish.

French involves three burly men with military uniform and horses.

The Scottish one is much cheaper: no uniform, no horses, just a scotsman.

I'll go with scottish for $200, Art

What is... what are you doing with 3 burly men in uniform? I can figure the horse...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Try theses.

http://www.fredericks.com/shopItemD...tail.asp&SID=KQCQ4PB9AHSR2LTMWAR4R000003U0HK2

 

[freescorfr]

I'll go with scottish for $200, Art

What is... what are you doing with 3 burly men in uniform? I can figure the horse...

That was the 3 musketeers. I think you've made a good choice. The French overdo these things.

Do you want the Edinburgh Castle or the Northern Lights job, Pet? They both come with a week by loch lomond with Mel Gibson's arse's standin - that's me.

 

[just pet]

That was the 3 musketeers. I think you've made a good choice. The French overdo these things.

Do you want the Edinburgh Castle or the Northern Lights job, Pet? They both come with a week by loch lomond with Mel Gibson's arse's standin - that's me.

I'm hoping the treatment is so good at the castle that I see the Northern lights... or at least stars...

 

[Coven911]

Perhaps....

You should just find one or us men, or ladies who LOVE smaller breasts and let us show you why you don't need that much cleavage to be turned on? *S*

Just a thought.

 

[freescorfr]

I'm hoping the treatment is so good at the castle that I see the Northern lights... or at least stars...

At the castle you get roast HighSchoolJock thrown in.

 

[just pet]

At the castle you get roast HighSchoolJock thrown in.

Just turned vegetarian... wrong answer... next...