Taking criminal advantage of poor Miley Cyrus.

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm scared to laugh at this.
But I really wanna.


In the works. I heard The Jonas Brothers and the Naked Brothers Band are planning on creating a "supergroup" (note the air quotes), and as such will be working "very closely" on some "long-awaited collaborations."
Seriously.


The trap door to hell is yawning at my feet right now.

What? The Jonas Brothers are getting naked? What?

Oh, nevermind.

 

[bluebell]

What? The Jonas Brothers are getting naked? What?

One of them just flashed me!

Oh, nevermind.

Nooo, you can't do that! You have to play ring-around-the-rosy with me in dirty oblivion so I don't feel so alone.
You know, like the skanking Disney version of women going to the bathroom in pairs.

 

[cloudy]

I love how everyone is being dumb fucks about this Vanity Fair photo shoot, calling it dirty and such, when it was ANNIE LEIBOVITZ...one of the most artistic photographers out there with a fantastic eye, no less.

..and, for fuck's sake, it's her damn back. that's all.

You see more than that on every 15-year-old at the beach.

 

[Liar]

..and, for fuck's sake, it's her damn back. that's all.

You see more than that on every 15-year-old at the beach.

She's shown more skin on the red carpet. Not to mention on stage.

I have to say, if you're sexualizing this photo, it's in your head, not the photo.

I have to say, if you're sexualizing that photo, so fucking what? It's not like the girl's an infant.

Seriously, if she doesn't want to be ogled by males, she shouldn't wear shit like this:

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/miley_cyrus1.jpg

Here's a much more disturbing image:

Lol, yeah. What if that guy were to trip and fall over. He'd kill her.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

She's shown more skin on the red carpet. Not to mention on stage.
I have to say, if you're sexualizing that photo, so fucking what? It's not like the girl's an infant.

Seriously, if she doesn't want to be ogled by males, she shouldn't wear shit like this:

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/miley_cyrus1.jpg

Lol, yeah. What if that guy were to trip and fall over. He'd kill her.

I seriously doubt it has anything to do with HER not wanting to get sexualized. It has everything to do with her contract with Disney.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One of them just flashed me!


Nooo, you can't do that! You have to play ring-around-the-rosy with me in dirty oblivion so I don't feel so alone.
You know, like the skanking Disney version of women going to the bathroom in pairs.

Yay, dirty oblivion, I live there, it's nice.

Stop it, I'm still trying to break myself of that bad Darke and Josh slash habit.

 

[elsol]

For half that money, I would change my name to Miley... I'd change my dog's too... and my girlfriends... and her mom's... and her sister's... you can even call my dick Miley.

 

[sssofftee]

xssve, voluptuary and trinique fire.....I gotta agree totally with you all. Like c'mon people...What's the fuckin problem?
I think too many squeeky parents really believe Miley is a virgin and can't imagine her getting it on in the back seat of a Dodge. But they can walk into a museum and be totally awed by the "art" which is far more avant garde than these toss-offs from Leibovitz. Give me a break, please!

Before I go on, has anyone been to a beach, ANYWHERE outside the US lately? Gawd, Miley could go topless and never be noticed! So, again, what's the fuckin problem?

The fuckin problem is the collective backwardness of the US society. When it comes to sex, everything is a hang-up unless you're old, married and private about it.

We need more Miley's, more Annie Leibovitz's and more Vanity Fair's.
A lot more!

sierra