"taking care of oneself"

[Shankara20]

So your home alone, your a little horny, your hands finds itself on the way between your legs...

What to do call what you about to do? boys? girls?

Let's see how many euphemisms we can list referring to "taking care of oneself"

I'm going to "squeeze one off"

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[leeroy jenkins]

I refered to it once as solo sex with M'lady and she got a laugh out of it.

 

[crzydesert]

I like to "burn one off"

 

[alice_underneath]

Let's see how many euphemisms we can list referring to "taking care of oneself"

I'll pass on a contribution from Woody Allen in Annie Hall .


"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

 

[Rebellious_Sub]

Youre not talking about stroking the kitty here are you?

I don't personally say this... but first time I heard it refered to as that, gave me a little laugh..

 

[shy slave]

In terms of men

Beating the meat

Bashing the Bishop

Hand Shady

Tugging the Todger

But my Favourite is
Saying hello to Mistress Palm and her five beautiful daughters



I used to know more but I am getting old.

I had a friend who was 21, she called sex between anyone over the age of 30

'bumping uglies'

I like that expression

 

[juicy_kitten]

helping yourSELF out
having a meeting with "mrs mimsey"
tending my lady garden
having a little me time

 

[MelissaOB23]

At the moment..I'm making love to myself..right here..right now

 

[FurryFury]

"Squishing the ichor."

Just occurred to me for some reason.

I had to share!

Fury

 

[RJMasters]

Sharpening my knife on the gravestone

 

[Caitlynne]

LOL, Well, I'm just "Getting off".

 

[ImSkye]

Sharpening my knife on the gravestone

This is OT - but RJ's quote reminded me - when my son had hernia surgery a couple of years ago I asked him if, since he was going under the knife anyway, he would like to be circumcised. He said he would and the surgeon that did it called it sharpening his pencil, which I thought was funny. Just thought I'd share .

Skye

 

[Shankara20]

No "spank the monkey" or "choke the chicken"?

A rather sophisticated clientele of self-pleasureres we have here, I must say

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[Sprinkles22]

I prefer to call it "a moment of self expression".

 

[graceanne]

LOL, Well, I'm just "Getting off".

Yay! I was beginning to think I was behind on my slang. That's pretty much what I call it. Either that or *gasp* I call it masturbating.

 

[Shankara20]

Yay! I was beginning to think I was behind on my slang. That's pretty much what I call it. Either that or *gasp* I call it masturbating.

"gasp" - that is a new one, I like it.


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[graceanne]

"gasp" - that is a new one, I like it.


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Thank you. I do try to be original.

 

[Sprinkles22]

*giggles* Y'all are silly

 

[graceanne]

*giggles* Y'all are silly

Moi? *bats eyes* I'm not silly.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I'm tall and skinny. Oh, and rich. With long blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. . . Oh, and I'm soooooo modest.

 

[Shankara20]

Moi? *bats eyes* I'm not silly.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I'm tall and skinny. Oh, and rich. With long blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. . . Oh, and I'm soooooo modest.

I gasp when you talk that way......

 

[graceanne]

I gasp when you talk that way......

You dirty gasper. tsk tsk

 

[Sprinkles22]

Moi? *bats eyes* I'm not silly.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I'm tall and skinny. Oh, and rich. With long blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. . . Oh, and I'm soooooo modest.

*LOL* We could be twins

 

[graceanne]

*LOL* We could be twins

Well, I dunno. I already got an evil twin.

But I suppose we could try it out . . . but I'm warning you, that naughty Anne will play nasty pranks on you if you're part of our duo. Like when she master bates. I'm a sweet, docile sub who'd never do anything like that. She gets online in my name and makes everyone think it's me. *sob*

I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Well, I dunno. I already got an evil twin.

But I suppose we could try it out . . . but I'm warning you, that naughty Anne will play nasty pranks on you if you're part of our duo. Like when she master bates. I'm a sweet, docile sub who'd never do anything like that. She gets online in my name and makes everyone think it's me. *sob*

I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD!

I'll keep my eyes open for the evil twin. Of course, she and I might get along just happily .... my Master would never say I was a docile sub. Sweet, of course ... but never docile. I tend to keep him on his toes *snicker*

 

[Shankara20]

*LOL* We could be twins

Sprinkles, how do you feel about cookies? Graceanne has powerful feelings about cookies....