take over my life.

You certainly are cute enough. The only problem is you don't speak American.
 
WriterDom said:
You certainly are cute enough. The only problem is you don't speak American.
i'm not bad at it.

i know what a mart is!
 
maybe you just need a rest

sometimes all we need is for someone to take the wheel for a short time so we can rest and regroup
 
whitedriver2 said:
sometimes all we need is for someone to take the wheel for a short time so we can rest and regroup
sounds...vanilla! :eek:
 
Sounds perfect for you dolf.. a rich gay man who needs a token wife to hang off his arm at parties and such..
 
Chris_Xavier said:
Sounds perfect for you dolf.. a rich gay man who needs a token wife to hang off his arm at parties and such..
he's *shudder* vegan!
 
It's a shame I'm such an evil, sadistic, poor, working stiff bastard...

I would put you to work making money for the household, make sure you keep up with the necessary chores, ie; housekeeping, cooking, laundry etc., and I'd beat yer ass when you didn't keep up with it all.

That "kept woman" lifestyle is for the rich mamby-pamby blokes who want eye-candy, not a slave. Eye-candy is nice, but I want a slave that works and works hard for me. Drop-dead gorgeous good looks is a bonus, not a requirement.

;)
 
Evil_Geoff said:
It's a shame I'm such an evil, sadistic, poor, working stiff bastard...

I would put you to work making money for the household, make sure you keep up with the necessary chores, ie; housekeeping, cooking, laundry etc., and I'd beat yer ass when you didn't keep up with it all.

That "kept woman" lifestyle is for the rich mamby-pamby blokes who want eye-candy, not a slave. Eye-candy is nice, but I want a slave that works and works hard for me. Drop-dead gorgeous good looks is a bonus, not a requirement.

;)
piss off.
 
dolf said:
piss off.

Sorry, dolf, if that upset you, it wasn't my intention.

Apparently you missed the ;) and the humor.

Safe journeys and good luck with your hunt.
 
Evil_Geoff said:
Sorry, dolf, if that upset you, it wasn't my intention.

Apparently you missed the ;) and the humor.

Safe journeys and good luck with your hunt.

Actually, she has a crush on you, and wants to stroke your manly beard.
 
richard_daily said:
and I heard you were frigid...

and we both know that neither are true..

;)
so that big guy who was buggering you...?
 
dolf said:
so that big guy who was buggering you...?

Another fantasy of yours?

Look, I can't wrap my head around your twisted thoughts; what with the ponygirl, poop fetish, and adult baby stuff that you're into, who knows what goes on in that dark, cavernous mind of yours at night...
 
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